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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:11 pm
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"H.A.M., get this girl some orange cream flavored ice cream. With a style cone."
"YES MASTER BRIAN. ONE ORANGE ICE CREAM STYLE CONE, MEDIUM SIZE." A feminine, synthesized voice said from the intercom. Immediately, a robot tray thing with the Pigmask insignia on it sped to Megulynn. An Orange Cream ice cream cone was already prepared inside a dome on top the tray. When it arrived, the dome opened up, ready for eating...Or throwing. |
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Tsuki
Megulynn
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:18 pm
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Hmm...
*She picked it up, and started eating it*
It's good... |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:27 pm
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"That's because H.A.M made it, the ship's controller. H.A.M was designed to do almost anything a computer can do with flying colors. She's one of the pinnacles of our technology!" |
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Tsuki
Megulynn
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:42 pm
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Can it withstand the barrage of two bazookas? |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:43 pm
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"H.A.M isn't really a physical machine. She's an artificial intelligence. Things like explosives can't hurt her." |
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Tsuki
Megulynn
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:45 pm
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Well that's good... |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:47 pm
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"Now, if some person decided to go to Planet Pork and destroy every single satellite in orbit, then H.A.M would shut down and this ship would be ridden of it's features. However, nobody would be that stupid to even try." |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:24 pm
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"You are pathetic, Pigman. You rely too much on what you have." |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:31 pm
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| Lancer wrote: | | "You are pathetic, Pigman. You rely too much on what you have." |
The Air Marshal jumped, squealing, when he saw Lancer. "The Pork did you get up here? Well, that doesn't matter. I can use this stuff as much as I want since I made it. Do you use any weapons other than that silly lance of yours?" |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:35 pm
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"No. A lance that pierces the opponent's heart before it hits my foe is the only weapon I will ever need. Besides my Runes, but those don't count. I never use them." |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:39 pm
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"Then don't you rely on that lance of yours too much? Huh? Now, Mr.Spear, I'd have you kicked off this wonderful vessel of mine if you were any old stuck-up warrior, but you and me are close pals. Make yourself at home." |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:42 pm
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"I don't have to rely on my lance's ability at all. I can fight with it without invoking its power." |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:52 pm
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"...Umm...Well...I can grill meat without the help of H.A.M. . I can do a lot of things on this ship without her! But do I have to? Nope. H.A.M, head this ship for the Tile-Pool. This ship needs to be docked at the undersea base for general maintenance."
"AFFIRMATIVE, MASTER BRIAN." Said H.A.M, in her soft and synthesized voice.
"Enjoy the ride, you two."
The entire ship seemed to be descending. |
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Tsuki
Megulynn
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:28 pm
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It feels like an elevator.
Except there's no annoying music, and there's a fat pig in here.
Mr. Spear guy, may I touch your lance? |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:45 pm
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"If you want your finger cut, sure." |
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