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Cudge123
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The Most Pointless and Utterly Unrealistic Story with an Absurdly Long Title and Unusually Short Chapters with Unrelated Titles that have Absolutely Nothing To Do with the Nonexistent Plot of the Story
CHAPTER 1: WAL MART IS DEFINITELY RESPONSIBLE FOR 9-11
Once upon a lime, in the city of Nonscakenscake, there lived a fairy tale that began with, "Once upon a dime." Today, that fairy tale is now in prison for life for shoplifting a pencil eraser, and is sharing a cell with a dead fish found guilty in the Supreme Court for being dead. To find out who wrote the fairy tale, the police hired a pyromaniac. When the pyro started his investigation, evil zombie butterflies with miniguns fell from the sky and killed him. An hour later at his funeral, when they began to lower the coffin, a policeman burst into flames and burnt to ash. The prime suspect was a blade of grass found guilty in the Supreme Court for arson. The blade of grass was sentenced to the electric chair. Then the local Wal Mart exploded into pieces for no reason at all. Then a cereal box was attacked by undead Jedi Snack Packs with ninja stars.
I have tons more chapters, but I don't feel like uploading them. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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It was... Odd.
Although, it reminds me of something I'd write in... 4th or 5th grade. >_> |
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Cudge123
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Why thank you. I wrote this for a literature contest at my school and won.
CHAPTER 2: I AM NOT THINKING ARBY'S
Vampire kangaroos with bazookas had taken over the town. Then the Universally Delicious Taco Man appeared out of nowhere and turned Obama into a pie, which was eaten immediately, thus stopping Obama's plan to blow up Mars. Then a metal banana fell out the sky and killed an innocent murderer (WTF.) Then Elvis appeared and shot a garbage can with a water gun and blew the Wal Mart up again, thus causing Ninja William Shakespeare to perform Hamlet as a musical and suck the vampire kangaroos into a vortex to hell. Then the evil apple of appleness appeared and killed a fish in a gorilla suit. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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Sir, you have a strange school. |
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Cudge123
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Yes, I do. A very, VERY strange school.
CHAPTER 2 and a half: THE DEVIL IS GAY
The police were out of town fishing for Nessie. Those lazy jerks. Then the town caught on fire and Osama's mother came to the rescue and destroyed Atlantis and put out the fire.
That's just filler while I search for the rest of it. |
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See?
Popple
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You won for this, you won like...an award?
I hate people. |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:55 pm
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I love your literature; you should in a Pulitzer. |
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Cudge123
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:16 pm
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Why thank you!
I still can't find the rest of it. I have it written down somewhere. |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
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Submit it to Nerrcast. You could have it be in chapter by chapter.
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