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[Megamaw]

You are in a BlendTec blender.
What now?

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I try to escape the blender.

[Megamaw]

The lid doesn't comply.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I check my inventory.

[Megamaw]

You find a PENCIL and some MOLDY BREAD.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I try to get lid open with the pencil.

[Megamaw]

The pencil doesn't feel like it.
The blades turn slowly.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I throw the moldy bread at the blades.

[Megamaw]

You decide to throw a chunk at the blades, you know, to save the rest for later.
The blades begin to disintegrate.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I then throw a little piece of moldy bread at the lid.

[Megamaw]

The lid smells it.
"Screw this, I don't get paid enough."
It walks off.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I attempt to escape the blender again.

[Megamaw]

You briefly see Billy Mays making an endorsement deal for the BlendTec blender. It flickers for a second, and you find yourself at a beach.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I taste some of the sand on the beach to see if it tastes good.

[Megamaw]

It's pretty good.
You should save some for later.