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Typhoon
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.
That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery.
When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... |
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The Feral Nuclear Reactor
HawkofRawk
Joined: 06 Jul 2009
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No. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:34 pm
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That sounds like fun |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:38 pm
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I heard about this IRL. Shit's gross. |
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I'm a fudging ninja
Mrcasee
Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:48 pm
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 what? how come that can't happen to me  |
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the coolest dude ever
Super Super-Dimento
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
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that sounds like some shit out of the mummy king. you know where there bug things crawl through their fingernails and up the arm across the face and through the eye. |ʘ~ʘ ;O |ʘ~ʘ ;O |ʘ~ʘ ;O
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Cudge123
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Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:50 am
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That's disgusting. What's more disgusting is that it actually happened. |
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Shadoo Omega
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Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:12 pm
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i lol'd and cool'd |
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That would be your mother
Dino Piranha
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:17 pm
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Sync
MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:49 pm
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LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Medikoopa
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:52 pm
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Oh my God...
I wish I didn't read that... |
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