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The Axolotl Sympathist
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:36 pm   Reply with quote

A comedian visited my campus to do some stand-up, and at the end of his routine, he actually asked if anyone in the audience wanted to do some jokes. After consulting them, my friends all said I should do it, so I did, and I was the only one to do so.

I did a short routine about boners. The crowd loved it. And not only that, my dorm building is having some kind of talent show, and my RA wants me to do stand-up for it.


Oh, and I've been selected to do lead vocals for a ska band. And I gathered a crowd around me while I sang in Rock Band, because apparently I kicked ass.


Ahhh, 4 days of college down.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:37 pm   Reply with quote

About Boners?
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The Axolotl Sympathist
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:39 pm   Reply with quote

HawkofRawk wrote:
About Boners?
Yeah, like... erect penises?

I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:43 pm   Reply with quote

I smell a new Dane Cook

Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.


This is a Toaster.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:45 pm   Reply with quote

Shadoo™ wrote:
I smell a new Dane Cook

Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.


This is a Toaster.
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.

I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.

...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:46 pm   Reply with quote

All that in 4 days. You rock, Geno.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:47 pm   Reply with quote

CSL wrote:
All that in 4 days. You rock, Geno.
Thank you, thank you indeed. awesome
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:48 pm   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:
HawkofRawk wrote:
About Boners?
Yeah, like... erect penises?

I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down.

Okay.

That's not that weird.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:49 pm   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:
Shadoo™ wrote:
I smell a new Dane Cook

Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.


This is a Toaster.
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.

I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.

...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:52 pm   Reply with quote

Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:52 pm   Reply with quote

HawkofRawk wrote:
Geno wrote:
HawkofRawk wrote:
About Boners?
Yeah, like... erect penises?

I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down.

Okay.

That's not that weird.
Not at all.

Shadoo™ wrote:
Geno wrote:
Shadoo™ wrote:
I smell a new Dane Cook

Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.


This is a Toaster.
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.

I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.

...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious.



I'm being *crag* serious.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:59 pm   Reply with quote

CSL wrote:
Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously.


When was he ever funny?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:01 pm   Reply with quote

rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.

You came up with it on the spot?

Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.

Especially the boner joke part.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:56 am   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:
Shadoo™ wrote:
I smell a new Dane Cook

Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.


This is a Toaster.
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.

I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.

...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious.
Smart man, that Geno is
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:16 am   Reply with quote

Manpersonguything wrote:

came
boner

I see what you did there.
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