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[Fancy Wario]

? Block: ...Okay, I've gone two days without anybody hitting me. I think my bad luck streak is finally coming to an end! This is blocktasticular!

[Mimi!!!]

Mimi: I finally made it to Yold Town. Now, I need to find the Yold Town Airport to fly to Poshley Heights where my cruise is leaving. I need a lot more coins on my way there to save up for the cruise. Oh, a ? block!!!! That might have coins.

*Walks up to and hits block*

Mimi: Oh yeah it was a coin!

*Takes coin*

[Mimi!!!]

Mimi: Oh wait, its one of those ones that have a lot of coins.

*Hits 10 more times*

Mimi: Wait maybe I can get all of the coins out by doing this.

*Morphs into a Thwomp, hops, and smashes down on the block*

*More coins come out*

Mimi: I think that's it

*changes back and starts to walk away*

Mimi: But just to be sure...

*Hits block again*

[Fancy Wario]

;_;

? Block: GRAAAAAAAARG *transforms into super-evil-? Block-of-doom with blocktasticular laser beams*

? Block: I'm BLOCK going to go BLOCK destroy the world now and BLOCK stuff. To the place of...uh...BLOCK world destroying! ...BLOCK where's the place of world destroying? BLOCK

[Mimi!!!]

Mimi: Did that Block just say something?...Nah it must be the wind.

*Walks away*

[Almaz]

Mr I: Why does this always happen to me?

Yold Townsperson: Because you're stupid. Also, I set your laser eye on/off switch back to on.

Mr I: I had a switch all this time?

Yold Townsperson: Yep.

*Mr I absorbs the townsperson*

Mr I: Absorbing is magically delicious!

*rolls into Old Man Watchitt's house*

Watchitt: WATCHITT!

Mr I: Predictable.

Watchitt: See Merlumina and tell her to get out of my dreams so I can give the You-Know-What to Bestovious!

Mr I: But I AM BESTOVIOUS!

Watchitt: Oh...well then... IDIOT BROTHER, DO IT ANYWAY!

Mr I: BUT I HAVE HOMEWORK!

Watchitt: DO IT OR I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Mr I: *sigh* Fine.

And now, I go on another stupid quest...

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: Oh no, I'm lost!

*Piccolo sees Mr. I*

Piccolo: Hello there Mr. I! Need any help?

[Paper Zero]

*falls from the sky*
Where am I. All I remember is pressing a switch in Flupside...This place is so....not modern. Where are all the high-tech gadgets, I wanna go home!

[Piccolo the Pixl]

*Piccolo sees Paper Zero*

Piccolo: Who are you? Do you need any help?

[Fancy Wario]

? Block: Seriously! Where is the destroying the world thingie?

[Mimi!!!]

Mimi: Tee-hee, Piccolo you can't help people, you are the most useless Pixl ever! MIMIMIMIMIMI!!!!

*Begins to walk away while snickering*

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: You're so mean!

*Cries a lot and Mimi drowns in the huge amount of tears*

[Mimi!!!]

Mimi: Haha, in Super Paper Mario, people can breath in water and tears. But drenching me was quite annoying. Prepare to face the wrath of Mimi!!!!!!

*Mimi music plays*

*Mimi slightly tilts head to the right until her eyes turn into black circles. Her head tilts 360 degrees a few times until it finally settles upside down. The bowtie grows bigger and flashes red while beeping and Mimi's eyes turn smaller. Mimi's Head turns big and wrinkly and 6 long spider legs grow out of it. One of Mimi's ponytails hangs off a leg and her little body hangs limply off her upside down head*

Mimi: Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimmimimimi!!!!

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: Wow that's ugly...... STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!

*Piccolo floats far far far far far far... you get it... away as fast as pixl-y possible*

[Sir Trentov]

*Tankosaurous blasts cannon at Mimi, and then fires turrents at her*