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Almaz · Mister I

Dinosaur Island: A place connected to Yoshi's Island. Includes Donut Plains, Vanilla Dome, Cheese Bridge, Soda Lake, Cookie Mountain, Forest of Illusion, Chocolate Island, and the Valley of Bowser.

Mr I: GWAHAHAHAHAHA! Unknown to some people, the greatest power of all lies inside this Isle, even those to rival the Mothershroom!

*Mr I uses his Super Happy Fruit, which he changed into an eyeball, to make the landscape like he wishes... a barren area devoid of much life but eyeballs with nice humidity*

Mr I: Now... where is that... AH HAH!

Mr I goes into a Ghost House.

Almaz · Mister I

*Mr I walks out of a secret exit, and destroys the Ghost House.

Mr I: That's all good... AH! HERE WE ARE!

Mr I enters the Top Secret Area (which isn't really secret, but hey)

Mr I: Well now, this is one of the two loose strings in the space time continuium. Very nice... soon, the world shall kneel before me... AND WON'T EVEN KNOW I'VE DONE ANYTHING! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mini I: But, if they're hypnotized, doesn't that make them already kneel before you and not already know you've done anything?

Mr I: Yes, but minions with pure minds have extra strength. If I could trust Mario enough, I'd unleash his full fury on all fo my foes. Alas, his full potential cannot be realized... but I'm about to change all that!

*Mr I digs the Super I Fruit into the ground. Suddenly, another tree grows, only with THREE of the fruits. The ground begins to tremor, and large, purple rips appear.*

Mr I: It's nearly complete...

Almaz · Mister I

Mr I emerges from the Donut Plains Secret Ghost House.

Mr I: Oh, this is just TOO easy!

*Mr I warps to Star Road*

Mr I: Hm... I think that I'll use my new power now... TOP SECRET POWER!

A Warp Whistle comes to Mr I

Mr I: Excellent!

Mr I absorbs the Warp Whistle.

Mr I: SECRET WORLD!

Mr I is warped to Tubular.

Mr I: Er... THE MAP!

A giant SNES appears.

Mr I: WHAT?!

SNES: I am the great God of what is known in another dimention as "Super Nintendo/Famicom" games. THIS ONE COUNTS! I am here to tell you that before accomplishing your goal, you must do all of the levels of the Special World... WITHOUT POWERS!

*SNES drains Mr I of all of his powers besides intellegence*

Mr I: HEY!

SNES: You'll get them back when you're Funky!

*SNES teleports away*

Mr I: Well, it's only seven levels... how hard could it be?

20 Tries later...

Mr I: Alright, it's hard.

Almaz · Mister I

Mr I almost clears Tubular, but gets hit by a Chargin' Chuck at the end.

Mr I: Note to self: when ? Block comes back like he said he would, make him do something like this.

Suddenly, Shigeru Miyamoto appears.

Mr I: OMG! MR MIYAMOTO!

Miyamoto: What is it? And how am I not talking in Japanese?

Mr I: Plothole. Anyway, I need you to make this level easier.

Miyamoto: *sigh* Fine...

*Mr Miyamoto makes the Chargin' Chucks obey Mr I.

Mr I: YAY!

Miyamoto: And with that, I shall be off.

Shigeru Miyamoto leaves.

Mr I: CHARGIN' CHUCKS! TAKE A P BALLOON! TO WAY COOL WE GO!

Chargin' Chucks: YEAH!

Mr I and the Chargin' Chuck Legion clear Tubular!

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Mr I: Well, here we are in Way Cool.

Chargin' Chuck: What do we do, Master I?

Mr I: Well, I'm going to stay here with the wide-screen TV and play Super Smash Bros. Melee on the Wii while you guys tell me how hard the level is. If it's hard, don't tell me, just beat it.

Chargin' Chuck: YOU GOT IT MASTER I! GLORY TO YOU!

All of the Chargin' Chucks leave for hours.

Mr I: CURSE YOU, GIGA BOWSER! I'LL KILL YOU AND GANONDORF AND MEWTWO SOME DAY!!!!!! Wait... methinks that my ideas have got more powers! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Piccolo the Pixl · augh!

Random voice from nowhere: Use Jigglypuff!

Almaz · Mister I

Mr I: GO SANDBAG... aww, lost again! Every time I try using my Sandbag's attacks, the game freezes! My software must be failing! CURSE YOU VOICES IN MY MIND!

Voice: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Voice 2: THANK YOU MARIO, BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!

Voice 3: OH MY ACHING HAIR!

Voice 4: I'M A TORPEDO!

Mr I: Well, time to win.

Mr I walks through Way Cool, the level who's name I forget, Mondo, and the newly-added Schweet. He is now in Outrageous.

Mr I: What's the problem, fellas?

Chargin' Chucks: THE LEVEL IS TOO HARD!

Mr I: Nonsence!

OVER 9000 tries later...

Mr I: We're doomed...

Pure-??? · That rich guy

*warps in*

WHOOHOO FOR BEING TOO SMALL FOR THE SNES TO NOTICE ME WHEN I SPLIT APART(why was that in caps?) anyway, mr I? I have all my powers thanks to the above text. I guess the snes has bad seeing, and only guards the opening. anyweay, would you like me to get you through?

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Mr I: If you would...

Pure-??? · That rich guy

*flies through entire level in a few seconds*

well that was easy

*hits flag thingy*

Almaz · Mister I

Mr I: Thanks, ???!

*Mr I, pure_???, Hot Foot, Sandbag, Torpedo Ted, the Chargin' Chucks, and Bobby Flay walk into Funky*

SNES: Besides Mr I... I'm not even going to ask. BUT YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE! FUNKY WILL EXPLODE IN 180 SECONDS, AND ITS A BIG LEVEL. AND, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE YOSHI TO EAT THE GREEN BERRIES FOR YOU TO GET YOU 20 EXTRA SECONDS PER BERRY, YOU'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SNES leaves.

Mr I: Bobby, if you will...

Bobby Flay uses a giant cherrypicker to get all of the berries, and makes them into 5-Star meals in 8 seconds.

Mr I: Thanks.

Pure-??? · That rich guy

*helps to eat*

*munch munch*

(dejavu!)

Bonechill · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:32 pm

*Bonechill walks in* "Need help, Kid?"

OOC: For me Outrageous was way way harder than Funky or any other

Almaz · Mister I

The time is now OVER 9000!

Mr I: Let's get rolling!

Mr I dashes ahead. Everyone dies trying to save him except Bobby Flay, pure_???, the Chargin' Chucks, and the 1927 New York Yankees.

Mr I: Well, we made it.

Mr I breaks the tape and all of his powers return.

Mr I: And now... HYPNOSIS!

Mr I hypnotzes the SNES God.

Mr I: Excellent. Now... plant this fruit in that logo up there, will you?

SNES: Yes, Master I!

SNES plants the Super I Fruit in the Super Famicom Logo at the top of Special World. All of them become I's, and one fruit falls back down to Mr I.

Mr I: Everyone but pure_???, leave to the I base.

Chargin' Chucks, Bobby Flay, and the 1927 New York Yankees: YES MASTER I!

Those people teleport away.

Mr I: pure_???... there's something we must do. Something that I can only tell you in secret because I don't want to ruin my brand new plot to spies.

OOC: So... yeah, you pretty much will know the whole story. PM me if you're curious.

Pure-??? · That rich guy

so what is it?