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[Sam]

Please share to use your most funniest, funnest, saddest, or embarrasing day of your life! here. oh, and you can post as much as you want! now i have abunch of stuff but I must share you my story:

ONE OF MY FUNNIEST STORYS:


THE FRIENDLY CERIAL KILLER by Larry Koopa (Based on a true story)

One day, at my school there was this girl my bro liked >.> and the
School was called SBCS. so one day, my brother fell like CRAZY in
love with her, he even beated me up for talking to her. we would talk
on the phone, blabla and stuff. so once my bros obsessed meter hit
the limit. he grabbed a rubberband. and wrote her name: (which was: nicole). (apparently my parents are paranoid about everything, if they
find out you like a girl, they will slit your wrist). so anyways, One day.
I told him to take it off, because mom and dad will find out, but he didnt listen, because his love was to BIG. like BIG BIG. So a few weeks after, we have the weights. and my mom started lifting weights, after a while. my bro insisted to do it a certain way. then my mom saw his rubberband, and saw "Nicole" and she said "Who's Nicole?" (here comes the good part). Then my brother said "Some girl i like" and my mom said "from where?" and my bro said "SBCS" and my mom thought it was SBC! the internet company!! so then she got uber paranoid like never before and said
"She can be a man!. SHE CAN BE A CERIAL KILLER!" (me and my bro laughed lowly, because first of all she was like 12, and second of all
shes nice, and third of all, we knew her from are school). So my mom went to SBC.com and checked like EVERYWHERE and then she founded out my bros email and started accsessing it, trying to find where "Nicole" was.. No dice, my mom never knew from there.
who was nicole. boy, that cerial kill story, really got to me.

THE END

Anything tragic you also accurd in, please tell us.
This is one of my storys and I will post alot more oh and please dont give 1 lined story's >.> its not fun that way

[rawrskey]

Horrible grammar and spelling aside, wonderful story.

[Sam]