digibutter.nerr

Paper Luigi · WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM

The ground shook. My pokeball rolled towards me. YES! I toched the button on the front of it and Ivysaur burst out. "Ivysuar. Use a razor leaf on the chains on my arms and legs. As quietly as you can.", I said. Alright! Soon, i'd be out!

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:38 pm

((Sorry, but I just have to voice my doubt that LEAVES can slice through METAL.))

Samantha felt odd. Where was she? What was going on? What was with that noobish snake? Was PT calling her name? Did it sank?

"What happen? Someone set us up the bomb?" she asked. She could not help but quote that EPIC intro from Zero Wing. CATS = total win.

Almaz · Mister I

"Duh...me dragon...duh...does bomb taste good?" the Czar telepathically thought to the mushroomer. However, it didn't take the dragon long to start swimming in his own lava again, as Helios acted as his diving board and playing "Marco Polo". However, since the Czar took up the entire pool, it didn't take very long...

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:55 pm

Samantha was, naturally, surprised at this. There were no telepaths in the town she was from. In fact... there were no psychics at the school!

'Uh.. no. Bombs phail.' she answered, not sure whether the lava-snake could hear her or not.

"Why am I in a chair? This chair's too tight. It sank..." she muttered.

Almaz · Mister I

"Duh...me pretty sure me Podoboo...duh...dragon...duh...thing. Franis guy going to...duh...turn you into Gummy bear...duh...or something. But, you...duh...look kinda pretty. So, I'm...duh...going to...duh...eat stuff" the Czar telepathically replied. With that note, the dragon went on a berserk rampage. "DUHHHHHHHH-ANGA!" it roared, flailing rapidly with its fire powers at one of the pods. The glass slowly began to crack and crack, releasing a lot of liquid. The fluid boiled at the Czar's feet, (does he have feet? He does in the game...) slowly melting the room around him.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:18 pm

((The liquid isn't acidic. If it was, Samantha wouldn't be in one of the things.))

Samantha was confused by what the dragon had said. 'Gummi Bear'? What the *crag* was a gummi bear? But her thoughts were quickly moved from that upon seeing him break one of the pods.

"Stop that! You're breaking the Pods of EPIC Win!"

...

Why was she worried about those weird tube things...?

Almaz · Mister I

((I know, it's just because the Czar Dragon's body temperature is at least over 1000, if not higher, like OVER 9000!))

"Duh...k" the Czar said simply. He began to stop raging, and the glass stopped shattering. However, a simple punch from a total weakling could destroy it for good. He then flew over to Franis. "Duh...where Gummy bears?" the idiot wondered out loud.

Greenlight · Kero Neko

Franis was standing on the table, avoiding the mixture of lava and fluids from the pods. "You are so naive PT. Sending a flower to fight in lava? You is n00b, n00b!"

OOC: I'm gunna be gone tomorrow, so Medikoopa gets control of this RP until my return, chu.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:28 pm

Samantha giggled at what Mr. Franis said. The device was still active, still warping her mind to that of a Franis.

"Yeah, that was pretty newbish. Fire burns plants, basic RPG formula."

Greenlight · Kero Neko

As the franicizing process for Samantha neared completion, the painted franis laughed again, and again, and again, and....well...you get the point. "Samantha my dear, I have some, shall I say, buizness to take care of. Mind keeping an eye on things for a while?"

Almaz · Mister I

"Duh...wha? Who newb?" Czar wondered. Suddenly, he felt insulted. Not really knowing why, he lunged at Mr Franis. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY!" the dragon screamed, not an idiotic word in his voice. However, the powerful headmaster was able to easily knock the dragon away with a flick of the fist. The mighty body trembled, knocking into the machine that altered Samantha. He crashed inside, shocked with thousands of volts. "DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!" he screamed with electrified fury, the kind that Fawful gets on a daily basis (the bad kind). Then, everything was motionless.

((I'll let you decide on the severity of the damage on the mechanism))

Greenlight · Kero Neko

"ACK, YOU FOOLISH FOOL!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Well, the process was already complete but *is severly shocked* .......*glasses shatter*.........................................*.............*....................................I will now attend to that buiziness.......*machine falls apart behind Samantha* .............................*blows up*(not for good though)"

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:01 pm

Samantha nodded. "Of course, Franis." she said with a smile.

Keep in mind that the device she was in was designed to just alter one's mind, it did not effect the body. That's what the tables were for...

A couple minutes after she spoke, the loops which bound her to the chair slunk back into it. The chair looked as if it never had any loops. The headpiece retracted as well, although a pair of square glasses were now on her face (somehow kept on, in spite of the fact that she had no ears). Samantha J. Toad stood up and smiled at the imprisoned people.

"I hope you will behave, now. You wouldn't want to be benned, now would you?"

((Edit: Gah... Well, the point still stands - she was released from the chair and is mentally a Franis.))

Almaz · Mister I

This is when Donkey Kong floated in. Though not exactly a Franis, he was quite mentally Franis-fied. He looked like a mutant combination of DK, Franis, Super Macho Man, and Mel Gibson gone horribly wrong. With a new pair of nerdier glasses, his head cocked back into position. He was...bearable to look at now, no doubt an upgrade from the first failed experiment that made him "Welcome to teh family, where Vaati's name is insanity" Kong said, patting the new Franis on the back. He then looked at his prisioners, then again at the fried Czar.

"Be good little prisioners, boys, or you'll get benned...forever." Kong stated, huge emphesis in the "forever" part. He then proceeded to torture the captives with a large feather...the most horrible fate I could possibly say in a G-rated movie.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:30 pm

Samantha smiled at DK. She was not fully Franis, just her mind. That was the purpose of the chairs, to 'teach' the victim the way of the Nerr and prepare them for the change. Sometimes Franisification didn't work that way, but it was the way that they had intended for it to be done.

"Going for a Spanish Inquisition torture method?" she asked with a laugh. The Mushroomer was referring tom of course, Monty Python's Flying Circus.