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Celeste Dimentia · Strawberry-san

The Sonic Clone buried his face in his hands, trying to blot out sudden images that had sprang, unbidden, into his mind.

"The Chaos Emeralds... Here?"

"Yes," came the accursed voice from deep within the chambers of his mind. "Here, in the Academy of Nerr. They're being used as paperweights."

Almaz · Mister I

"Uh...just torcherin' newbs like alwayz" DK replied, continuing to subject his foes to "Teh Feathar". He took one more look at the Czar, but quickly pulled away. It was even more gruesome than he was at his worst point of the transformation.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:41 pm

Samantha pulled out two very soft pillows from out of nowhere.

"Might I suggest the fluffy pillows? They're better for dealing with n00bs." she asked with a laugh. She then clenched them and started to poke the prisoners with the items, shouting 'Confess' in between laughs.

Megamaw · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:02 pm

(I'll join as Megamaw, an exchange student.

Almaz · Mister I

"No...irony is the greatest weakness of all time. DK said, trying to quote a Star Wars character, but failing pathetically in all forms. He suddenly takes out something from his pocket...a pokeball. "Pikachu...I choose you!" Donkey chuckled, tossing the ball at Pikachu. A light enveloped the Pokemon, getting faster and faster until...

CONGRAGULATIONS! GREENLIGHT WAS CAUGHT!

GREENLIGHT'S DATA WAS ADDED TO THE POKEDEX!

"
As for you..." Kong chuckled at Sonic. He proudly held an object in his hand. It glimmered with the power of complete insanity. The jewel shone with a new light. It was...

A Chaos Emerald.

"You'd like it, huh? Well, newb, this just got benned!" DK screamed, tossing the gem into the exploding mechanism. For five minutes, it looked like an atomic explosion would happen. Then, the gem came out...Franisfied. This was obvious due to the swimming Franis faces inside.

"I'll leave the trainer to you. He's your .bizness" DK nodded at Samantha, picking up a monkey wrench and randomly hitting the Franis machine.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:12 pm

Samantha nodded as she grinned wickedly at the human. First things first...

"Use of Pokemon is benned." she said as she took the Pokeballs and the Ivysaur away from PT.

The Mushroomer girl thought for a couple seconds before deciding what to do with these Pokemon.

"Ah, I know!" she muttered right before she placed the Pokemon into one of the remaining 'medical pods'. "There we go, now we don't have to worry about them for a while."

Celeste Dimentia · Strawberry-san

Let me out. Out, I say!

You can't do that to the emeralds!

Almaz · Mister I

"Uh...I just did, punk. But, just in case..." Kong began to mutter. He then places the gem inside a small area labeled "In case of obvious plot instrument, open blastproof dome." DK does so, hiding the Franis gem.

"I've red 'nuff Fan Fic to know that when I tamper with the unstopable, there's going to be big problems. I'm not your ordinary nerd...I'M A NERR! FRANIS POWUH!" Donkey shouted, throwing a small sword into the air for know reason. He then went back to monkey wrench banging.

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:20 pm

Samantha just gave Sonic a look before getting to work cleaning up the room. Once cleaned of the liquid, the machines could be replaced (through large cranes hidden in the walls and ceiling) with brand new, fully functional ones. The same model, naturally.

Paper Luigi · WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM

Damnit. Those pokeballs were my last hope. Ivysaur's razor leaf only left tiny scracthes on the chains. I let my hat fall over my face. It's over..., I thought sadly. We're all going to be Franis-ized.

Megamaw · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:31 pm

A trainer from Viridian busted in.
The door knocked down, and a beacon of hope shimmered on his face.
"Call meh Megamaw." He smiled. He was obviously not Franisized.
"What?" He looked around. "A Pikachu and a fellow trainer?"
He looked angry at the responsible party.
"...Hmph. I'll watch your every move before making mine."

Almaz · Mister I

"Your timing is phail. Prepare to be benned" Donkey Kong screamed. As he shouted this, two gigantic Donkey Kong robots from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast suddenly materialized. These, too, had been Franisized. " Pwn the newb" DK screamed.

The apes unleashed a barrage of green lasers at the idiot trainer. They approached faster and faster at a dangerous pase.

Death...is yours

Megamaw · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:38 pm

He pressed on his green amulet.
He dissapeared right in time.
He reappeared, jumping off both their heads repeatedly.
"You...Are the n00b.
You take me for a retard like ash?
Without any battle plan?
Prepare to be anhillated."

Almaz · Mister I

"No, thou art the newb." DK chuckled. Suddenly, the laser beams retracted, along with a large missile fired out of the Kong's mouths. However, the lasers did not hit Mandrew. Instead, they struck his sides. Suddenly, both turned into a gel-like substance and lunged around the trainer. As soon as he made a motion for the amulet...

NERR!

The amulet was nullified by gel-like properties, as the incoming missile drew closer...

Fool...only dispair comes to those who challenge without thought

(Note that I am only godmodding for the sake of story progression. We each have a plot, and they aren't quite done yet.)

Medikoopa · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:45 pm

Samantha sat down and closed her eyes. She needed to finish the change... She was incomplete. She was not quite a Nerr and she knew it. The Mushroomer looked at the large vats of green liquid; they were filled with NerrTonic. She knew what she needed to complete the change, to make her a proper Nerr...

"And when I do that, I'll be able to properly see to the n00bs and newbs... They need to be taught a lesson... or they'll phail." she muttered to herself.