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Almaz · Mister I

NES: EVERYONE, JUST GO THROUGH THE LEVEL! EVERY SECOND YOU WASTE, EVERY SECOND SHIGGY USES TO MAKE THE LEVEL LONGER. Oh, and the timer is going down.

TIME LEFT: 1 HOUR

Fancy Wario · ? Block

X: ...I'm going to need the W Block back now, ???...

? Block: Hmph. Meaningless acts such as these are completely useless. Now, then...

*The earth begins shaking suddenly*

? Block: ...Uh...what was that?

Marker Magikoopa · Current form: Normal

*Gobi holds his hand up infront of his face and smiles.*

Gobi: I'VE GOT HANDS!! I ACTUALLY HAVE HANDS NOW!!!

*Gobi trys to take one step forward and falls flat on his face. Apparently he still has his lead boots on and with his stats nullified, he doesn't have the strength to move around in them.*

Kooplen: Stupid goomba... Well, magic is an art that focuses not on physical but mental ability. *draws his wand from out of his robes (or overalls depending if his clothes changed along with his body). The wand glows with a blinding blue light from being charged through the use of white-colored text. Kooplen points the wand at the path infront of him, and unleashes a large swarm of magical energy that destroys most of the enemies.*

Kooplen: Come on, let's go. *runs down the mostly cleared path*

Gobi: Coming! *takes off his lead boots and follows Kooplen*

LuigiIII · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:09 pm

doopliss: Do i have to go through here? Twisted Evil

Almaz · Mister I

*Lakitus and Count Bleck make more enemies, but enough so that the two make it across... well, to the army of Hammer Bros and Boom Booms anyway*

NES: Anyone else? Oh, and Zero...

*NES zaps Zero with a red laser*

NES: GAME OVER!

Fancy Wario · ? Block

*? Block suddenly gasps and falls over*

? Block: OKAY, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT WAS THERE ANY NEED TO GIVE ME A RANDOM HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING?!

Almaz · Mister I

NES: Um... actually, you're just having one naturally.

Fancy Wario · ? Block

? Block: ...Oh. Okay then. That was weird, though...

*? Block masterfully goes through the level*

? Block: It's a good thing I played this game 24/7 when I was a kid!

*? Blocks bops one of the Boomerang Bros. (?) on the head*

Bumerang: ...Wha...? What's going on? Wasn't I just in that weird place? And why is everything all 8-bit?

Marker Magikoopa · Current form: Normal

Kooplen: Hmm... I just realized something.

Gobi: What?

Kooplen: We basically have Mario's form right?

Gobi: Yeah, so?

Kooplen: Do we also have his abilities? *reaches one of the hammer bros.*

*Kooplen focuses his energy into his hand until a fireball is formed in it, which he then tosses at the hammer bro, and then continues on, using acrobatics he's never been capable of before to dodge attacks while tossing fireballs at everything in his path.*

Almaz · Mister I

Shigeru Miyamoto: Bravo... BUT THIS SHIGERU UNIT SAYS THAT MIYAMOTO IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!

*Warps ? Block to Super Mario Bros 2 Level*

Shigeru Miyamoto: Well, you now have infinate time here. This is a suped-up version of Wart's Castle. BEAT IT IF YOU DARE!

*Shiggy teleports away. Another NES God appears*

NES: GO!

Pure-??? · That rich guy

*hands X the W block (I thought it seemed implied that when I dashed head-on at someone, that I gave it back)*

???: sorry

!!!: all right! I'm taking you down, immense power or not

*??? knocks him away*

???: you are pathetic

!!!: what? no, I am not abou to die

*warps out*

Fancy Wario · ? Block

X: Thank you...

*X sneaks away over to Mr. I's remains*

X: ...It's worth a try, I suppose. They'll probably still want to kill each other, but...

End Boss · I AM A BANANA!!!!

*End Boss wakes up*

huh? what the? where the heck am I?.......

*Megabyte goes through the level easily*