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Crazy Bout News issue 3

Yo! It's Sunday now, so make sure you eat some waffles or french toast today! Just like I did!
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Today's news

As the Item Submission Contest comes to a close, the Wearwolf/Vampire/Zombie flies ahead in the lead, with 10 votes. The second place, with 7 votes, is the Member Suit. And in 3rd, with 6 votes, is the Jar of Dirt. The people of Digibutter hope that there will be another contest soon.

(Side note: CBLuigi voted for the Member Suit.)
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http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=18047

Vector TD

This game is the latest defence game. It's pretty fun. It's all techno style, with lasers, basic sprite enemies, and a neat bonus point upgrade.
It has the fun feature of letting you pick from multiple maps. All in all, a fun game. A bit bland though. I can't wait till the next TD game. This one certainly made me want more.

Does pure-??? like it? YES!
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FUNNIES
The Random Zone -

pure-???'s Comics

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AD SECTION

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A prophecy from Light Prognosticus.

A tresaure is hidden deep inside
A secret world on our side

The secret is found on us
And on who finds the bucket of the walrus!
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The third part of Plastic Mario's fanfic is here! Sorry for the wait (darn automatic updates)!

Kai set off, searching every mountain, and climbed each one.He couldn't find her on any one... And was soon losing hope.

After many mountains, he came across one... One that seemed to loom over the rest. He knew this was both the most treacherous, and the one that the woman was waiting on... He began climbing, knowing it would either change his life or end it. As he climbed, he still had that feeling. "If I make it to the top and she isn't there, what's going to happen? It'll be just as dangerous climbing down..." Even with these thoughts in mind, he kept climbing.

"Finally... at the top..." Kai grunted as he pulled himself up the final peak. "There is nobody here..." But as he turned around, he saw a wolf. A huge wolf, the size of Kai himself. "Not much of a challenge..." And Kai whipped out his arm, but no flash of light. No petrification. No combustion. Only an angry, giant wolf. "No... What is this..." The wolf jumped, about to bite, when it got shot flying back.

"What?" Kai stood there, dazed, unaware of what just happened. Until, he realized that the woman from his dreams was standing right in front of him. "Follow me." She said quickly. "The cave is the only part of the mountain that is not dangerous..."

As the 2 walked into the cave, Kai had a lot of questions. "Who are you?" "What are you going to do with me"? She showed an unimpressed look and said "You should take a look at yourself, first. Kai, not knowing what she meant, looked at his body. "Wha... I'm... Human again? You broke the curse already?" She gave a smirk and said "The body isn't the only curse." Kai felt a searing pain through his body, and collapsed, clutching his head. And a scraping voice came out of his mouth.

"It doesn't matter now that he knows. I'll have control soon enough." "NO! Whats... happening to me?" "SILENCE!" The woman sat there, like she knew what everything happening was, and said "Why do you have to do this, Cayne? Why this child? You can use your own body, you know." Kai, who obviously wasn't himself replied with a crazed face, "Mira... You know what I have to do, and my body doesn't have enough power. This child is the only one that can."

Kai, on the ground, still clutching his head in pain, managed to gasp out "Please... Make it stop..."
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general_koopatrol interviews a Goomba

general_koopatrol: Hello, and welcome to-
Francis: The Digibutter Interview Show!
Announcer Guy: Sponsored by-
Crystal King's fan fiction! It's "fan"-tastic!
GK: Today I'm interviewing a goomba!
Goomba: Huh? What the...HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASS! I'M ON TV!
GK: *Slap*
Goomba: Oh right. Sorry.
GK: So, tell me something about yourself.
Goomba: I live in Glizville, I like the color purple-
Oprah Winfrey: You go, man!
GK: SECURITY!
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!
Oprah Winfrey: Oh, mah stars and garters!
Goomba:-I have a pet chain chomp, and I like cherry Kool-Aid.
Kool-Aid Guy: Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!
GK: SECURITY!
Giant Mosquito: Sluuurrrrpp!
Kool-Aid Guy: Ohhhhhhh nooooooo!
GK: So tell me, why do you have a Chain Chomp?
Goomba: Well...
*Start flashback*
Evil Tax Collecter: Pay up, filthy scum!
Chain Chomp: BARK BARK! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!
Evil Tax Collecter: *Insert sounds of an orange being squeezed*
Goomba: Good boy!
Evil Tax Collecter: *Insert sounds of a monkey passing a kidney stone*
*End flashback*
GK: ...Wow. Wish I could do that. Audience questions! Seat 92!
? Block: Can you help me with my homework?
GK: No. Seat 24!
M'Aiq the liar: M'Aiq wants to know if Goomboss and The Goomba King are the same goomba.
Goomba: As far as I know, yes.
GK: Seat 4!
Piccolo the Pixl: Do you still have Goomba's Shoes?
Goomba: Yes, and now they fit on your feet!*Lifts his foot*
GK: Seat 92,047,211,536,810!
Popple: I want a closer seat, see?
GK: Tough cookies, bub. Seat 42!
PoorlyDrawnFinalBoss: What's the cheer at Goom University?
Goomba: G! O! O-M-S! Gooooooooo GOOMS!
GK: Seat 77!
Ruki Moyomita: Why do you goombas walk so slowly?
Goomba: Uhh...leg cramps.
GK: This has been general_koopatrol on The Digibu-
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!
GK: Oh, snap! He got the camer-
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!
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Staff:
CBLuigi - Manager/Comics/Fiction Writer/Game Reviews/Reporter (Jebus, I do it all!)
Popple - Comics
pure-??? - Comics/Spotlight
Kii - Comics
Gear - Editor
Ruki - Reporter/Fiction Writer
Plastic Mario - Reporter/Fiction Writer
Dark Prognosticus - Horoscopes/Reporter
Magikoopa #42 - Reporter
general_koopatrol - Reporter
Piccolo The Pixl - Reporter
Paper Luigi - Game Reviews
M'Aiq The Liar - Game Reviews
Celebi Kitty - Discoveries
Crystal King - Advertisement
Light Prognosticus - Prophecies