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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:35 pm
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HACK
WHERE IS THE 58573860750'TH PURPLE CAT? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:13 pm
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IN THE SEWER NEXT TO LUIGI'S MOM'S SISTER'S BOYFRIEND'S FATHER'S DOG'S GORON
HOW DO YOU UNLOCK THE SMG BETA HAX 1337 VERSION OF THE GAME? |
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Honorable
Grandosco
Joined: 06 Dec 2007
Posts: 54
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:15 pm
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Ask the Game Genie for it.
Where do I get a Game Genie? |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13497
HP: 5 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:31 pm
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In the Dino Piranha's Ass.
Why the hell didn't Luigi jump off of the feckin roof? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:32 pm
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Because he was high on "Goron's Special Crop"
How come I haven't found any pr0n in this game yet? |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:28 pm
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Because Mario games are rated E for everyone.
What does the ESRB do? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:01 pm
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Bitch about games content
Why is there even a ESRB anyways? |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Because the Germans don't like blood in games.
Why don't the Germans like bloody games? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:32 pm
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Because they bathe in it every day.
Why doesn't SMG have any blood? |
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...Don't Ask...
yoshiface12
Jailed
Joined: 05 Dec 2007
Posts: 498
HP: 10 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:49 pm
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i dunno
why dosent yoshi have that drum beat when you ride him like in mario sunshine? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:52 pm
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Because he didn't eat drum this time.
How come when you can spin the mii's heads but not everyone elses? |
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DAT ASS
Arson
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 4095
HP: 89 MP: 0 Lives: 9
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:11 pm
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because you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round
Why doesn't mario have a Monkey suit? |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:14 pm
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Because if he wore while in the Rolling Green Galaxy SEGA would sue Nintendo for copying Super Monkey Ball.
Why is the Rolling Gizmo Galaxy so *crag* hard? |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:11 pm
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Because the balls are inert
How come the Racoon suit doesn't make an appearence in the game? |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 6998
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:27 pm
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Because it's a tanuki.
How I mine for fish? |
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