| Author |
Message |
Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
|
 Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:14 am
|
 |
|
Before you burn me on teh stake, let me tell you that this, the Website with 100 ways to prove God, is put here by me as an example of a possibleChewbacca Defense, whose concept can be encompassed in this:
But still, I'd enjoy a discussion whether some of these are actually logical or not.
REMEMBER - THOSE ARE ALL TO A CERTAIN DEGREE AN EXAMPLE OF A CHEWBACCA DEFENSE - Please, before discussing, follow the hyperlink to see what a Chewbacca Defense is. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 10343
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 1
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:33 am
|
|
|
I read the first 3 and so far they're all bollocks.
EDIT: I thought they were real until I read #13.
ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.
This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
Also:
ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
Last edited by Paper_Waluigi on Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:41 am; edited 3 times in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
augh!
Piccolo the Pixl
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 16952
HP: 44 MP: 10 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:35 am
|
|
|
| Quote: | 666. ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists. |
I lol'd at that one.
Anyways, they're all just really messed up. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 27193
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 1
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:42 am
|
|
|
They're not meant to be serious.
I could tell at "Argument from miracles." |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ocelot
Twytch
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Posts: 14225
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:15 am
|
|
|
| Quote: | # MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists. |
I lol'd. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:19 am
|
|
|
CANNOT RESIST POSTING BIRDO PICTURE EVERYWHERE ! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 3988
HP: 88 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:30 pm
|
|
|
| Quote: | ARGUMENT FROM LONELINESS
(1) Christians say that Jesus is their best friend.
(2) I'm lonely, and I want a best friend.
(3) Therefore, God exists. |
I lol'd. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:51 pm
|
|
|
God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
InuYasha92129
Vampire
Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 706
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:15 pm
|
|
|
| manpersonguything wrote: | God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
I loved those things. Whatever happened to them? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:19 pm
|
|
|
| InuYasha92129 wrote: | | manpersonguything wrote: | God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
I loved those things. Whatever happened to them? |
They ceased to exist.
Therefore, God doesn't exist.
D: |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:20 pm
|
|
|
| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | InuYasha92129 wrote: | | manpersonguything wrote: | God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
I loved those things. Whatever happened to them? |
They ceased to exist.
Therefore, God doesn't exist.
D: |
THERE IS NO GOD |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 3988
HP: 88 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:35 pm
|
|
|
| manpersonguything wrote: | God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
I only had one of those once... I didn't like it much. God doesn't taste very good. D: |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
DAT ASS
Arson
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 4095
HP: 89 MP: 0 Lives: 9
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:52 pm
|
|
|
| manpersonguything wrote: | | Maiq the Liar wrote: | | InuYasha92129 wrote: | | manpersonguything wrote: | God = wonderful
Wonder ball = wonder
Add ful to it
Wonderful
Thus god = chocolate ball with candies inside.
DUH |
I loved those things. Whatever happened to them? |
They ceased to exist.
Therefore, God doesn't exist.
D: |
THERE IS NO GOD |
THE GOD IS A LIE |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:24 am
|
|
|
... God is cake ?
You people and your 360° logic. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:10 am
|
|
|
| Quote: | # ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
(1) *crag* you.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II)
(1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
(2) I am an idiot.
(3) People often point that out.
(4) Therefore, God exists. |
Wow. *can't stop laughing.*
I hope to 'god' no one was being serious when they thought of these. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
