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[Ligador]

Thinking about the sloopoke



i decided to join
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[Mantis15]

SO I GUESS THE IUOS SUPPORTS BRAK OBAMA.

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[MALAK]

[Ligador]

The Sloopy Bible needs moar Brak Obama.
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[Mantis15]

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DONE

[Pfargtl]

NEW BIBLE PAGE

Lord Bob: It all started one day when Robotnik went to invent those PINGAS
22 May 08, 19:48
Lord Bob: The king sailed to Gamelon and promised a safe return of the triforce of ROPE OIL
22 May 08, 19:49
Lord Bob: Then Zelda was attacked by Impa, a FIRE SUMO!
22 May 08, 19:49
Lord Bob: Link threw a key at Ganon and the building was condemned because it had TOO MANY TOASTERS!
22 May 08, 19:49
Lord Bob: And Gwonam lived happily ever after

[Super Ultimario]

Chapter 4

There stood a lone man atop a hill. it sank.

There stood an unhappy politician atop a pile of newspapers. it sank.

There stood an starched cornbread atop a person's nose. it sank.

WHEREVER THERE IS DOUBT, THERE IT AM BECOME SANK.

~it sank.~

Chapter 5

One must question the sanity that is dwells in the interior of Mama Luigi's cerebellum.


Lo and behold, for it is UNDENIABLY ASCENDING RAPIDLY!!!!!!!!!!1111!!shift+1!!!!1

But wait, i though it am become with great force it sank?!?

OSHI- IT'S NEPHEW WALUIGI

NEPHEW WALUIGI VS. Mama Luigi

WHO WILL WIN?

Chuck Norris of course.

[Ligador]

I suggest the Anti-Drama Force's name on the first page should get fix'd plx.
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[Yoshi]

Hey, when I was reading teh enclosed instruction booklet, I found a lost page.

"David bowie got his revenge after dying, and created the least sloopy thing to ever exist: Glitz Yoshi. Raptor Jesus hit the yoshi in the head with a toaster that toasts toast, and the yoshi decided 'screw this, imma be sloopy now.'"

Though he didn't do a very good job of it.

[Steve]

One grave evening, the Sloopters were eating some donkey dick impaled on the worlds biggest switcblade called Carl. Wheen suddenly, a chunk of compressed *crag* fell from the sky. It was known as The Sloopovian Rockk, and later on in that day, a crack team of astronomers on crack found that it was the sun. Since the sun was actuallya giant ball of *crag* fire *crag* on *crag* LSD roasted in a *crag* toaster, the sloopters pissed on it. This was a grave mistake, This angered Ratass Ganondorf, who was watching them all from hell aftr just being *crag* moonshined there a week ago by Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip's toes.

Ratass Ganondorf made the worst plan ever, it was so bad that everybody in a 9001 mile radius spontaneously contracted Super Turbo AIDS and died in 0.0000000000000000666 US Seconds. So he caried out the plan, summoning everything unsloopy in the universe.

George Bush, Hyper Super Saiyan AIDS Jesus, Hyper Super Saiyan HIV God, Apple *crag*, MAN BABIES, The unholy Puppy-Rapists of Ypools, and Your Mom's Vagina's Evil AIDS Infected twin brother.

The threat was amassing, so the Invisible Gorons all made up a plan so sexy and awesome that it brought a kitten back to life before it had even died, it cured everybody with cancer and resurrected everybody that died from it, it made a piece of the universe asplode and even made Chuck Norris cry.

The Sloopters all took turns pissing on The Sloopovian Rockk, imbuing it with enough sloopy and rabbit sperm to power a spaceship with a solar powered jetskii mudkip waterballoon lightspeed engine made of toothpicks for 99999999999991 years. They threw a piece of the rock at the Most Unsloopy d00ds ever and it blew their f*cking heads off and stole their combined virginity, making thm piss their pants and melt for no apparent reason.

And to this day, The sloopovian Rock still stands, now known as The Stone of Infinite Hangovers.