I posted an epic story in its own thread in OT once, but I figured I might as well repost it here.
Mama Luigi (the Youtube one) was eating bagels when he got eaten by Franis. ML decided to rename himself Jimbob and found Digibutter. He got mad at his imposter so he launched a meteor into space which flew for hours before collapsing into Franis, who got mad and died. That made Mama Luigi am crai, so he shot Link. Link was then hapy, so he summoned GIANT ENEMY CRABS. They then hit each other's weak points for MASSIVE DAMAGE. The MASSIVE DAMAGE made them explode, killing 50 people including Impa, the King, Impa, Impa, and Impa. Impa then told Impa to throw Impa at Impa. Impa never got the chance to do what Impa said, because Impa was shot by Impa. The death of Impa made Digibutt cry. So Impa went over and toasted toast. Digibutt cried moar, and then was attacked by a Koopa wizard. It sank.
CHAPTER 2
Enigma was just sitting there when he thought to himself: Hey, since I'm God, people would pay millions of dollars to see God's penis! I'd be RICH! So he stole smashbro's virginity and took pictures of his own penis. He sold them on eBay. Nobody bought it because they were too busy poking the word "poke". The universe exploded from this massively illogical event, but LOGAN!!! re-made the universe using only a paper clip, a few pictures of Enigma's penis, and Hario's left chin. However, he did it wrong, so Creepy Hario was born. Creepy Hario then died, reproduced (despite being a virgin), and the result was Flavio. But Flavio already existed, so the universe exploded again and then sank.
You can add it to the Sloopy Bible if you feel like it.
One day Ultimario was bored. So he made a story. But it was so infested with AIDS, HIV, diabeetus, and Unsloopy Zora Disease that it bit his hand off before he could finish typing it. He then exclaimed "shit it's a phale". Rawrskey misheard the exclamation as "shit it's a duck", and decided to start spamming it. Little did Rawrskey know that the shit was indeed a duck, and that turned out to be unfortunate for Rawrskey as he sat on the toilet. One of the ducks sank, and was found and adopted by Flar3 Luigi, and he did a happy dance upon finding it.
The dance evolved into a dance craze, and looks somewhat like this:
