Yo ho ho! Me great grandfather Cap'n Salschmutz Levvinsky once told tales o' a loot buried in the trees. 'twas mighty a metaphor fer how it's more efficient t' put life insurance onto random lumberjacks than t' gamble. Every day, I thank 'im fer his lesson. I be like a self made scallywag! I make me doubloons off o' other peoples' sufferin!

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Life don't be the same if ye cannot blast scurvy sea trolls into a fine red mist with yer multi-blunderbuss

it is a four barreled blunderbuss