That was all d'aww and then I saw a doggie and went DOGGIE YAY

*CRAG* YEAH DOGGY

THE DOG SEALED THE DEAL

SHE IS GOING TO MARRY THIS STUPID JERK OH MY

i was expecting something exciting about a dog and there wasn't something exciting about a dog
*crag* this topic

the dog in and of itself was the most exciting thing I have ever seen in my life.

Really?

OF COURSE!!!!!! ヽ(；´Д｀)ノ

lol, yeah, i didn't think so

oh god what

what even inspired you to make this

This thread

but i wouldn't kill an adorable dog ):

If Slim was choosing an adorable dog over yourself you probably would.

thread of the ages

You don't know me well enough to assume that

So you would be perfectly ok with Slim choosing an adorable dog over you?

No
it's more complicated than you think

Yeah except it's probably not complicated at all and you're just over-complicating it for other reasons that would shed doubt on what you think you feel.

How would you know

\(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/

Because Nas, I'm a *crag*ing warrior of psychological warfare, I read mother*crag*ers like an asshole under the apple tree with every missing book from the library, a good example right now would be how you just questioned my ability to conclude these things, this infers that you're shocked at my ability to dead on guess that you're over complicating the situation and possibly because I dead on guessed your doubt and want to clarify my methods of concluding such information as I just did.

I'm not shocked, I'm irritated that you think you know who I am and what my problems are. Maybe you have some sort of talent in psychology but that doesn't mean you know everything there is about people you know online. You just can't accept the fact that there will always be missing pieces that change the whole picture. I don't even understand why you're doing this to me anyways, there's no *crag*ing point.

Okay i don't know what to say anymore

You see now you're over complicating it again, of course I'm not going to know every nook and cranny about your problems just from inferring on shit, thats just *crag*ing stupid. I can accept that people can change it's just most people don't and never will without traumatic life experiences and intensifying long periods of mental abuse, maybe I am being a cocky prick about predicting people and making accurate conclusions but even in the midst of this pointless downwards spiraling analysis that is probably going to make me feel terrible about every fiber of my humanity tomorrow you aren't completely disregarding my observations, meaning I still get the *crag*ing picture.

Wow would you just shut up about over complicating things? I'm not over complicating things jesus christ why would i
also quit writing *crag*ing run on sentences it takes me like 3 minutes to read the entire thing and get what your point is

Lololollolloolol

I feel like a god right now for causing all this.