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Game
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RaveRaze: OKAY DIGIBUTTER HERES WHAT WERE GONNA DO TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS
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RaveRaze: WERE GONNA MIX TOGETHER MINESWEEPER SODUKO SOLITAIRE AND SCRABBLE TOGETHER AND MAKE AN IPHONE APP
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Katie Admin: I am storyline expert
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Katie Admin: You play as Michael Sumners and he is a butler. You would never expect to play as a butler. But then it turns out he may be the prince? So you have to go on a journey with your talking dog companion
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Katie Admin: the dog is actually a dinosaur
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Katie Admin: but everyone just humors you
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Katie Admin: in the end you go to America and it turns out you were are NOT the prince
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Katie Admin: in fact you were NEVER a butler at all!
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Katie Admin: you were a homeless man who had managed to deceive himself into believing a false reality.
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Katie Admin: The dinosaurdog is actually your dead wife you you have been carrying around the entire time.
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Katie Admin: The child you meet at the beginning of the game is in fact the ghost of your own child who you murdered and raped
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Katie Admin: The final boss is Trivial Pursuit
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Katie Admin: Lots of hookers
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Katie Admin: Alien hookers?
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Katie Admin: With foreign STDs
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Katie Admin: You don't even know what yoou got but AIDS aint got nothin on it
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Katie Admin: these STDs give you genital warts
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Katie Admin: on your face
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Katie Admin: your face becomes a ballsack
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Katie Admin: it is representative of repressed sexual desires for your mother
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RaveRaze: We should switch it around and make it a dude with an electra complex
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Katie Admin: But if he has an Elektra complex would he go for the foreign tang?
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RaveRaze: Yes because of the drugs
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Katie Admin: The ALIEN drugs
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Katie Admin: they effect organs we don't even know we have!
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RaveRaze: Like the 4th penis?
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Katie Admin: I just had an interesting idea for a gameplay element
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Katie Admin: what if you had different flavors of jejlly beans
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Katie Admin: and you can feed them to your dog
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Katie Admin: for various effects
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RaveRaze: Also you start off as a cyborg who cant use all of his robotic parts yet
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Katie Admin: like the Rice Krispy Bean would turn him into a wardrobe? Full of expensive fabrics?
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RaveRaze: but as you progress you gain augmentation points that allow you to upgrade yourself
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RaveRaze: But to win you must break your Iphone
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RaveRaze: As its the only way to start cutting yourself away from society
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RaveRaze: as the true end game starts deep within the appalachin forests
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RaveRaze: We are so gonna win best game Soundtrack 2013
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Katie Admin: And the Krispy Kream Bean can turn your dog into an Electic Chair! You can trick your enemies into sitting in it because it looks really comoftable
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Katie Admin: And do you think we can get sponsored by Bed Bath and Beyond if we model the chair after one of their chairs?
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RaveRaze: We take a tape recorder into the woods and record ambient sounds and put that in the game
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RaveRaze: No no no lets go with Ikea
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Katie Admin: Of course! The Swedish are VERY generous people!
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Katie Admin: Remember fight club?
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Katie Admin: We should make one of the characters YOU
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Katie Admin: but you don't know its you
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Katie Admin: so you beat eachother up in the parking lot!
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Katie Admin: and thats how you learn back gammon techniques
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RaveRaze: But then the ship hits an iceberg and starts sinking so you have to fight off the children and elderly to keep a lifeboat to yourself
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Katie Admin: But the boat is a time traveling boat
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Katie Admin: and you infact stopped your past self from getting on the boat!
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msn: there should be a driving part
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Katie Admin: Meaning you now have to pay not only YOUR parking tickets but ALSO your non existant past self's parking tickets!
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Katie Admin: Because you can't pay your parking tickets if you DROWN
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Katie Admin: Which reminds me there is a very innovative parking ticket system
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RaveRaze: THIS IS PURE GENIUS
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post-modern in nature
and yet it is close to our hearts
: we all understand the struggles that Michael Sumners goes through in his life
and we all strive to not royally *crag* up in the way he does continually
but when it comes down to it is it really Michael's fault for his *crag*ups? OR does it fall in the hands of The Gamer?
11/10
Twice