You stand in front of an abandoned castle
It's abandoned because it's haunted because all castles become haunted after a while. That's just how things work. The door is shit shut but you don't honestly know if it's locked and it looks kinda flimsy anyway. What do you do?
I'm stealing sims' job also.
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share a joint with the door
threaten door with knife and demand he repay his debt
>You attempt to do so, however the door says "Ron Paul 2012" repeatedly so you give up
>You threaten the door with your knife, the door retaliates by making remarks about how it knows what you want, you're all the same
>The door shouts about how he knew it and starts to cry
>The nearest closet in located within the collapsed ruins of the underground catacombs within the castle
>You call out Mario, the ghost of Mario Batali appears in front of you, even though he's still alive anyway.
>You check the lighting, there is none, it's pitch black save for candles surrounding some kind of ritualistic seal on the floor up ahead
>You use your wizardry powers to summon a large pile of Dildos, there must be millions of different size, shape and color. You are free to take as many as you can carry. However, this has blocked the door up and you are now unable to leave.
>The topic is long dead and healing spells cannot work on it, you require a Negromancer
>You enjoy the background music. You become sick of how repetitive it is after about 4 minutes.