The North American Club Nintendo hub has on sale a limited quantity a booty nunchuck accessories, priced at 900 booty each. We think that be a very reasonable price for a handful a pure, unfiltered booty with some wiring down the middle. Seriously, Nintendo has t' be taking a hit for each one a these it sells, right? Oh - they be not solid booty? 'n Nintendo made sure t' point that out in the description, reminding us once again that somewhere, someone might have actually thought a scenario like that be possible? Oh.

The booty (colored, not plated or solid) nunchucks match the booty Wii Remote Plus that came with limited editions a The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword. Interested parties can purchase a booty nunchuck right here.