[Urgent manifesto from the PENGUWORKS Betalands Research Division.]
Posted by Penguin PornAce Feb 03 2013 09:48 GMT in betalands
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Dear Francis and other concerned parties,

My company has now taken a stance and agreed that double jumping should indeed be enabled globally and as of 2/3/13, we heavily endorse such an implementation to the game code.

--CEO Penguin PornAce


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We run this shit.
Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 03 2013 21:15 GMT

Who the *crag* do you think you are?

Reply by Grievous Feb 04 2013 06:16 GMT
Penguworks LTD and Noscope420 Inc own about 91.6666666667% of the land in betalands and 1500% of it in New Signfield which encompasses all of betalands so we get to boss people around
Reply by Fortran Feb 04 2013 06:25 GMT
Exactly. We run this shit.
Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 04 2013 07:07 GMT
nope.
Reply by Super-Claus Feb 04 2013 20:01 GMT

Obviously MeowMixer.

Reply by Grievous Feb 04 2013 21:53 GMT

I'm a flightless bird, not a cat but a gentleman.

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 05 2013 00:00 GMT
That's nice, but it proves your faggotry.
Reply by Grievous Feb 05 2013 05:10 GMT

Consume a phallus.

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 05 2013 06:00 GMT
i heard roleplaying going on here
is this what you guys do when im not looking
Reply by Nastasia Feb 05 2013 06:03 GMT

IT'S NOT ROLEPLAYING THIS IS WHO I AM

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 05 2013 06:04 GMT

Erm... excuse that outbust.

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 05 2013 06:04 GMT
you can cut the act man
we are just here to hang out calm yourself
Reply by Nastasia Feb 05 2013 06:05 GMT

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 05 2013 06:17 GMT

Uwaaah, it's a pengu~

Reply by Kerosena Feb 05 2013 07:56 GMT
Is this what goes down when my internet dies
Reply by Super-Claus Feb 05 2013 14:09 GMT
If the Lens of Truth existed in New Digi we could settle this once and for all.
Reply by Gold Prognosticus Feb 05 2013 18:16 GMT

This isn't some persona website, buddy. I don't go around acting like General Grievous, Nastasia isn't some slaving office worker, and Gold Prognosticus isn't spouting off predictions. It's not fun, we don't care, go somewhere else.

Reply by Grievous Feb 06 2013 05:52 GMT
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Reply by Fortran Feb 06 2013 06:19 GMT
i am literally a sim
i mean
myshoo ku gi hoburabata ak tee.
Reply by sims Feb 06 2013 07:44 GMT
ME NO SPEAK-O ES SPAN OLE. DOES ANYONE SPEAK-O ENGLISH? HOW DO I GET TO THE HILTON.
Reply by Super-Claus Feb 06 2013 14:45 GMT
youre going into some dangerous territory here
dont say i didnt warn you
cuz i *crag*in did
Reply by Nastasia Feb 06 2013 20:15 GMT
jk hiltons are shitty hotels wheres a best western
Reply by Super-Claus Feb 06 2013 20:31 GMT

QUALITY THREAD.

Reply by Grievous Feb 06 2013 21:42 GMT

Uwaaah, it's a pengu~

Reply by Super-Claus Feb 06 2013 22:05 GMT

Reply by Penguin PornAce Feb 06 2013 22:45 GMT
STOP STEALING MY QUALITY POSTS AND SLIGHTLY IMPROVING THEM, CLAUS. ;___;
Reply by Kerosena Feb 06 2013 22:53 GMT
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