• Mine Field: Any game type, big stage- Motion-senser bombs, smoke balls.

Everyone stumbles around a smoke-filled stage, constantly exploding because of the inconsiderate *crag* what threw a motion-sensor bomb on the ground. Guar Plain is a great candidate for the stage.

• Combo Town: Any game type, any stage- Superspicy curry, screw attack, super leaf, rocket belt.

Combos made easy! Whether the items hold your enemy while you punch, or they just help you chase them for a follow up, in this match you're bound to rack up some % quickly.

• Flaggotry: Time match, any stage- Special flag.

Beat each other up while occasionally taking the time to skulk off and steal an extra point. Can be played as a stock match, but generally takes a *crag*ing long time.

• Super Star Saga: Any game type, any stage- Super star.

Involves constant rushing to seize that glittering, bouncing son of a bitch that gives you a nice ~10 seconds of relief. Better get used to the invincibility music.

• Payback: Any game type, small/hazardous stage- Cucco, beehive.

Death is never too far away as characters are persistently harassed by a flurry of chickens and bees. Small stages or stages with terrible hazards like brinstar depths are ideal for that extra bit of mayhem.

• Guns Galore: Any game type, any stage- Steel diver, ray gun, super scope.

Pretty self-explanatory. BANG!

• Cheap Skate: Any game type, any stage with bottom edge- Boss galaga, beetle, pitfall.

Constant fear abounds as you scurry along trying not to be insta-killed by a variety of cheap items.

• Pinball: Any game type, ridiculously small stage- Bumper.

One wrong move and you'll be careening back and forth helplessly until you die a pathetic, embarrassing death. What fun!

• Flaming Homosexuals: Any game type, any stage- Fire flower, hothead, superspicy curry, fire bar, blast box.

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! A match where everyone has a great time burning each other to death. The forest rangers would be proud.