3D Dot Game Heroes Trailer!
Posted by PlayStation Blog Mar 25 2010 16:59 GMT in 3D Dot Game Heroes
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PlayStation.Blog readers,

EPIC TRAILER MUSIC! EPIC TRAILER TEXT! EPIC TRAILER!

EPIC TRAILER IS EPIC!

3D Dot Game Heroes, the PlayStation 3 exclusive that promises to inject retro-saccharin goodness directly into your corneas (those are part of your eyes, whippersnappers), has a full video trailer… And here it is! (Well, it’s actually right above this text. We can see how that could be confusing.)

So why should you be excited? Aside from the retro 3D visuals, ear-gratifying musical score, and extremely addicting, nostalgic action-adventure gameplay, you mean? Well… BECAUSE IT HAS TRAILER MUSIC! Did you hear it? Like, the part with the chorus singing in the background? Who cares if the game is awesome (it is, by the way) when you have trailer music with voices chanting in the background!?

Oh, and to address a couple comments that have been popping up in posts relating to 3D Dot Game Heroes:

The huge swords evident in some screens/videos do NOT break the game. It is not a design flaw. You’re only that big when you’re at FULL health (intuitive, right?), and you’ll rarely be at full health for long stretches of time. Moreover, only near the end of the game will you have a sword THAT large, not to mention one with the ability to penetrate geometry (i.e. trees, rocks, etc). Many of the swords cannot and will not swing out all the way in those situations, making size… well… irrelevant. Ask anyone who’s played the game: it’s not about how big it is, it’s about… oh, nevermind. The game DOES look amazing in person; you’ll just have to trust us on this. Even videos often fail to do the game justice. There is no multiplayer component to the game. We’re not currently planning any pre-order bonus items. We view the super cool $39.99 price point as a rather nice bonus. The game has a number of significant improvements over the original Japanese version, including an OPTIONAL HDD install (approximately 1.2gb in size) to reduce/eliminate load times, dozens of new, North American-exclusive load screens that parody popular game box art, and more!

Thanks for watching the trailer and reading this far down. (And “nords!” to any of you who didn’t…I can make snide comments because you’re not actually reading this.)

Please don’t forget to pre-order your copy of 3D Dot Game Heroes, coming to PlayStation 3 on May 11, 2010 with an MSRP of only $39.99!


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So by "retro" they really mean "Legend of Zelda"
Reply by Francis Mar 25 2010 17:18 GMT

I didn't even listen. All I did was hum the Windwaker "Hero of Legend" theme.

By "retro" they really mean "we miss getting sued by Nintendo"

Reply by Linkshot Mar 25 2010 17:22 GMT

Do you guys have to shit all over everything?

Lets us have our overhyped retreaux gaming joy for once. >:|

Reply by MattTheSpratt Mar 25 2010 17:23 GMT

I'm not complaining, just pointing out it's an obvious homage/rip of Zelda.  I mean it even has octorocks, swarming cuckoos, and pot-smashing.  Reminds me of this Zelda FPS fangame:

Reply by Francis Mar 25 2010 17:34 GMT

UMG LOZ IS TEH SUX IT RIPS OF ADVENTURE FOR TEH ATARI

It is sort of described as a "Retro Love Letter." And it is a bit of a parody, so considering the genre the game is in, yeah, its going to have some "similarities" to Zelda.

Reply by ©na Mar 25 2010 17:35 GMT
Nobody would say if it wasn't ps3 exclusive.
Reply by MM Mar 25 2010 17:50 GMT
>3D Dot Game Heroes, the PlayStation 3 exclusive
First sentence right after PlayStation.Blog readers,
EPIC TRAILER MUSIC! EPIC TRAILER TEXT! EPIC TRAILER!
EPIC TRAILER IS EPIC!
Reply by ©na Mar 25 2010 17:52 GMT

I'm confused at how this got hyped up so much. It doesn't look very impressive to me. I think this whole retro trend is partially just some developers getting lazy and running out of ideas.

Reply by DarkBlueAce Mar 25 2010 18:06 GMT
"getting lazy and running out of ideas"
That's actually kind of ignorant. Not just concerning this game's dev studio, but any developer/publisher.
Reply by MattTheSpratt Mar 25 2010 18:10 GMT

Sorry, I'm probably still a little disappointed that megaman 9 wasn't in the style of megaman 8.

Reply by DarkBlueAce Mar 25 2010 18:16 GMT
Guys why is Sony making Zelda and actually doing a good job at it?
Reply by Fallen Shade Mar 25 2010 19:28 GMT
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