IN A WORLD where game publishers are all in competition over very silly, largely pointless things for no real apparent reason…
[Scene: the world]
Sega: “Push the button.”
Creative Assembly: “This is madness. We can’t do it. If we take this step, there’s no turning back. Not just for us, but for the world.”
[Scene: still the world]
Epic: “Did you see the readout coming from Sega? They’re just mad enough to do it.”
Crytek: “But why? This is going to change everything. We’ll have to fire back with something even bigger. Somehow. Otherwise, the Graphics Wars will be lost.”
Epic: “It’s a goddamn arms race from here on out. Best buckle up, kid.”
[Scene: that first portion of the world again]
Sega: “PUSH THE BUTTON. PUSH IT NOW. FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOME.”
[Scene: space]
An astronaut, gazing down at Earth: “Sweet mother of god.”
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