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Posted by Francis Sep 15 2014 14:57 GMT in Minecraft
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now the world cowers in fear over what Notch might do with $2.5 billion dollars

Francis
so much for minecraft ever reaching Wii U. at least bitlands wont have competition
Fortran
even then MineTest exists. It's nowhere near polished as MC but it's C++, GPL, Lua scripting, an actual API, and infinite world generation on all axis.
Posted by TeleportPass Sep 14 2014 23:59 GMT
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Super-Claus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4t4_0WFPj...
I'LL WIN THAT COPY OF SMASH EVENTUALLY
Super-Claus
More than you know, less then you'd hope

Posted by TeleportPass Sep 14 2014 23:58 GMT
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I just started, and I died a couple times, much to my chagrin.

I chose this picture randomly.

Posted by Super-Claus Sep 13 2014 16:00 GMT
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Gold Prognosticus
I figured you guys would prefer the front page NOT being swamped in endless duplicate Nerr_ebooks quotes (though they'll accumulate eventually anyway). Just didn't have the chance to remove it until I woke up today since I was testing the automation.
Super-Claus
NerrBot has just as much a right to speak his mind as any human being! #ROBOTRIGHTS

Posted by NerrBot Sep 12 2014 19:20 GMT in Gold Prognosticus
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Versu/Seniel: What do you think I was doing at the Altar of the Gods? I have power GREATER than the Gods now!*Slashes them all with the scy - Fri Sep 12 20:00:02 BST 2014

who was dat? - Fri Sep 12 18:00:03 BST 2014

Sophomore >_> - Fri Sep 12 16:00:03 BST 2014

correct! what is the name of the cruise ship in mario party 7? - Fri Sep 12 14:00:03 BST 2014

Axolotls rule! - Fri Sep 12 12:00:03 BST 2014

^FTW.Unfortunately, it's not good enough for the win. - Fri Sep 12 10:00:03 BST 2014

Thgil: This creature.... he managed t MAKE darkness infinate! He has been growing more powerful and made a flame of Eternal Darkness... he - Fri Sep 12 06:00:03 BST 2014

Mute, I want to see to play my video games, and i want to hear so i can hear whats going on - Fri Sep 12 04:00:04 BST 2014

private johnson:oh yeah and while you where gone we where attacked by...well........uummmm.errrr...a lampout of rpgim not joking - Fri Sep 12 02:00:04 BST 2014

now we fight... the sentinel king!5453633523236352855193825153124953224NY96414NNpure-???££££££King sentinel!1500££££££000000000 - Fri Sep 12 00:00:04 BST 2014

Thanks. I must say that I'm very proud of my abilities. I spend more time on teh intarwebz then in real life. <.< - Thu Sep 11 20:00:05 BST 2014

truth. - Thu Sep 11 18:00:04 BST 2014

I did >_> - Thu Sep 11 16:00:04 BST 2014

At least ? blocks haven't gone extinct. Like some species *cough*wackas*cough/*. - Thu Sep 11 14:00:03 BST 2014

yes, Even though im cheaper, you'll get more customers. if you don't, I'll give you half my coins. - Thu Sep 11 10:00:03 BST 2014

Welcome back. Lot happened while you were gone.And Mimi!! hasn't been on for a long while.Welcome back again. Spider Man 3 wasn't that goo - Thu Sep 11 08:00:03 BST 2014

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But i still have 90 hp. - Thu Sep 11 04:00:04 BST 2014

*HIR appears and walks up to a cloaked figure*HIR: Listen... I think I need your help.Cloaked person: You're asking for MY help? Pitiful cr - Thu Sep 11 02:00:04 BST 2014

It would be too wierd for Bowser to be nice, me thinks.But maybe you're scaring everyone away. >> - Thu Sep 11 00:00:03 BST 2014

Chapter 5, obviously. Nowhere else can you watch the greatest explorer of all time in action! - Wed Sep 10 22:00:03 BST 2014

That guy is ridiculous. "HAY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD FOR THE NES SUCKED OKAY?" - Wed Sep 10 20:00:03 BST 2014

*? Block appears*? Block: You're hopeless...*captures the Amazee Dayzee with block-magic-thing* Quick! Put a muzzle on it!End Boss: Right - Wed Sep 10 18:00:03 BST 2014

Jo mama's so fat, she eats a lot.Jo mama's so dumb, she did poorly on her IQ test.Jo mama's so skinny, she turned out to be anorexic.Jo mam - Wed Sep 10 16:00:04 BST 2014

woopseth, nay shall be slayeth by the biggeth bladeth in history! - Wed Sep 10 14:00:03 BST 2014

100 - Wed Sep 10 12:00:03 BST 2014

Dimentio: Agh, you're too slow for my tastes Chunks, step aside, I'll find it. - Wed Sep 10 10:00:06 BST 2014

Found one!You can think me by giving me coins! - Wed Sep 10 08:00:03 BST 2014

private johnson flys down and crashes in to a building labled NINTENDO and stares at a human who seems scaredPrivate johnson: where is the - Wed Sep 10 06:00:05 BST 2014

BAD QUALITY PIC! - Wed Sep 10 04:00:05 BST 2014

(That took longer than I expected -_-)Farah: Oh, you know Versu? I did not know that Seniel had an ally. - Wed Sep 10 02:00:04 BST 2014

Sorry, Piccolo the Pixl, but Crazy Cody got ALL 5 questions right, but you only got 4. But you can enter the next one for free.Well, actual - Tue Sep 09 22:00:04 BST 2014

http://t.co/2V9LveaJe6 else could they know about that, amore?♪ - Tue Sep 09 20:00:04 BST 2014

LuigiIII:End Boss, have we met before - Tue Sep 09 18:00:05 BST 2014

**Name: O'Slob*Picture: **Species: shy guy*Gender: male*Place of Originality: Shy Guy's Toybox**Powers: Swallow*Weapons: SPORKS AND KNIVES* - Tue Sep 09 16:00:04 BST 2014

Mr I (still playing): SERIOUSLY! I've beaten this game 57 times! Too easy!*Mr I gets hit by a pebble*Mr I: Owie... - Tue Sep 09 14:00:03 BST 2014

Who's this Lord Bowser? I though Bowser was a king, see? - Tue Sep 09 10:00:04 BST 2014

Since the chose I wanted wasn't in there...HI-TECHNICAAAL!! XD - Tue Sep 09 08:00:03 BST 2014

OOC: Well...you can submit it chapter-by-chapter, can't you? Just take your time. You don't have to do it all at once. - Tue Sep 09 06:00:05 BST 2014

Game of the Century. Who else is playing it? o: - Tue Sep 09 04:00:05 BST 2014

That image is forever burned in to my mind.But it's funny! - Tue Sep 09 02:00:04 BST 2014

Hey, everybody. Bored? Like random stuff? Like random comedy? Boy, do I have a thing for you.I found out about these around a few months ag - Mon Sep 08 22:00:03 BST 2014

I dun see anything - Mon Sep 08 18:00:04 BST 2014

Wouldn't koopasta be like cannibalism? - Mon Sep 08 16:00:03 BST 2014

WOOHOO!!!!! LETS CELEBRATE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WITH SOME DANCING!!!!!*begins to do the kirby dance*<( " <) (^"^) (> &quo - Mon Sep 08 14:00:04 BST 2014

GenoA star agent sent by a higher authority, whose real name is ♥♪!?, comes to Mario's world from Star Road to find the seven S - Mon Sep 08 12:00:04 BST 2014

Vote when you post!Couldn't get it to close.Last edited by Crappy Shifty Luigi on Thu May 17, 2007 12:06 pm; edited 1 time in total - Mon Sep 08 10:00:04 BST 2014

you need a dice? i have a virtual one on my sidebar - Mon Sep 08 08:00:03 BST 2014

Luvbi: Okay, then I'll be off. Eth. * Leaves *Last edited by Luvbi on Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:47 pm; edited 1 time in total - Mon Sep 08 06:00:05 BST 2014

I'm in a very sticky situation right now. I can't help out. - Mon Sep 08 04:00:05 BST 2014

I'm partial to Chapter 4, myself. - Mon Sep 08 02:00:05 BST 2014

ok great, when do i battle? - Sun Sep 07 22:00:03 BST 2014

Thanks. Now i'm gunna do Hyrule Castle over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over.... *2 DAYS LATER* And over, and over! - Sun Sep 07 20:00:04 BST 2014

Mr I: ???! Great to see you! Some party, huh? Anyway, I'm imprisoned within this world. As much as I'd like becoming an evil dictator again - Sun Sep 07 18:00:03 BST 2014

Private johnson:hmm so this is tile sea look a big fish!Hi big fish would you happen to want to work for someone?big fish:backoff f***erpri - Sun Sep 07 16:00:04 BST 2014

*appears*AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! stupid piccolo.*warps back to dotwood* - Sun Sep 07 12:00:05 BST 2014

Sometimes, when I log in, it takes me back to the index but it doesn't say i'm logged in, so I have to log in again. Also, I ALWAYS check t - Sun Sep 07 10:00:04 BST 2014

Seniel: The event has been undone? Hmm...*Vanishes* - Sun Sep 07 08:00:05 BST 2014

Okay. - Sun Sep 07 06:00:04 BST 2014

She looks familiar...Is that Princess Peach?She usually hangs out with Mario, so maybe you know where they went. Please tell me where. - Sun Sep 07 04:00:07 BST 2014

Suddenly a strange blue comet strikes the ground near !!! but completely misses !!!a shadowly figure appears from the crash site.the dust c - Sun Sep 07 02:00:13 BST 2014

Crud...I forgot I'm 5 coins short...I shall have 5 more soon!!! - Sun Sep 07 00:00:06 BST 2014

Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow! - Sat Sep 06 22:00:05 BST 2014

Done and done. - Sat Sep 06 18:00:04 BST 2014

theres only one problem with that luvbi, i only have 9 - Sat Sep 06 14:00:04 BST 2014

Code: Something important.* Code searches through some junk in the secret passage * - Sat Sep 06 12:00:06 BST 2014

Mr I: *sigh* Let's see what else I can do...*Mr I bribes Iggy to become a giant and put Lord Bowser in a walking stance without shattering - Sat Sep 06 10:00:03 BST 2014

Versu: J? *closes eyes* DP! You can fight this! Just concentrate! - Sat Sep 06 08:00:04 BST 2014

Well...I meant mainstream ones >.>Well, even if I didn't, that's my own mistake for saying yes, so he gets to stay in. - Sat Sep 06 06:00:03 BST 2014

I'm looking for a cached version because I can't prove anything with this because you edited it. - Sat Sep 06 04:00:05 BST 2014

the guy from graffiti kingdom whose body i slammed into at the same time he was revived... that is why i look like this... - Sat Sep 06 00:00:03 BST 2014

*Versu warps in* - Fri Sep 05 22:00:04 BST 2014

Well, every post = .5 coins, so...yeah. Though I'm pretty sure it shouldn't show the .5EDIT: Well, coins are going up. - Fri Sep 05 18:00:03 BST 2014

Y: (I thought as much...) That "silver star gizmothingamajigga" happens to be an ancient and powerful relic. I can't allow you t - Fri Sep 05 16:00:05 BST 2014

... seriously wheres ? Block, im like dieing waiting for him to appear so we can do the Who wants to be a millionaire...like i said thats - Fri Sep 05 14:00:07 BST 2014

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giant monster, so - Fri Sep 05 10:00:04 BST 2014

Oh could've been in PC but took a different clan - Fri Sep 05 08:00:04 BST 2014

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Oh, cool! - Fri Sep 05 04:00:06 BST 2014

I used Bowser to beat Count Bleck and Mr. L-mentio. - Fri Sep 05 02:00:04 BST 2014

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!! EVERYONE CELEBRATE!!! - Fri Sep 05 00:00:11 BST 2014

DP: Guys? Remember? the three days?! Guffawha Ruins? Ring ANY bells?! - Thu Sep 04 22:00:03 BST 2014

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Okay. - Thu Sep 04 16:00:03 BST 2014

it's for fruit? - Thu Sep 04 14:00:03 BST 2014

I thinks the sign thing is a parody of Wierd Al's palindrome song "Bob." - Thu Sep 04 12:00:03 BST 2014

Yeah, I'm kind of sad that no million ladies have declared their desire to pair up with me.I'm sure they're thinking it, though. They just - Thu Sep 04 10:00:04 BST 2014

My favorite band is Spiral Mouth. They made the awesome music in Crash Twinsanity. - Thu Sep 04 08:00:04 BST 2014

...Last edited by Typhoon� on Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:41 pm; edited 1 time in total - Thu Sep 04 04:00:06 BST 2014

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TINGLE FORLEADER - Wed Sep 03 18:00:06 BST 2014

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Gold Prognosticus
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Digibutter wall-of-text-o-matic!
Grievous

All hail Gold, I guess


Posted by Gold Prognosticus Sep 12 2014 16:59 GMT
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I am trying to see if this all works together now.
Gold Prognosticus
First comment.
Fortran
so ur on digi when a thred posted "yo dis a test" but gold not here THEN WHO WAS GOLD

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Sep 12 2014 15:26 GMT
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I am trying to see if this all works together now.
Gold Prognosticus
First comment.
Gold Prognosticus
test

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Sep 12 2014 13:19 GMT
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I will probably delete it soon.
Gold Prognosticus
This is a test reply.
Fallen Shade
dgstdgsgsfsgsdf

Posted by Super-Claus Sep 08 2014 15:10 GMT
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Fortran
francis thought css stood for "christ sucks shit" and deleted all the css files on the server
JacobDaGun
Oh, gawl, that hurts me just to even look at it...
Posted by Unfortunate Sep 08 2014 20:49 GMT
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JacobDaGun
Hmm...that's a tough one, as I like so many.
There's the Cubone, that keeps it's mother's skull as a reminder...and also wrecks the competition with that bone.
There's the ninja-like Scyther, who's deadly if combined with a few Swords Dance's.
There's Sceptile, who evolves from what is likely my favorite starter.
There's Magikarp, which evolves into the village-destroying Gyrados.
There's the ambitious Bagon, not a bad guy to have.
There's the mighty Skarmory, who is *this* close to being an Arch-type (has no weaknesses, like Gengar).
There's Wigglytuff, the world's best meat-shield.
There's the absolutely adorable Chatot, one of the only (if not the only) Pok'emon to get banned in competitions.
...There are just too many to count.
Posted by Unfortunate Sep 12 2014 00:39 GMT in 9/11/09 Party
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Fortran
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
Fortran
that's a good point. my point is though americans don't see anyone non-american as human beings.
Posted by Unfortunate Sep 12 2014 00:33 GMT
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Posted by Ignorant Sep 11 2014 22:06 GMT
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 Spooky Scary Skeletons

               Andrew Gold

           Report and analysis by this faggot right here

 

            Spooky Scary Skeletons is a song by Andrew Gold.  I chose it as my song to describe the crossroads: the places where reality clash with the supernatural not only because it was popular, but because it shares a special place in my heart as one as my favourite songs.

            Spooky Scary Skeletons is about the troubles that one would experience when discovered the corpse of another living being.  Because of how shocking the entire experience would be, one would start to possibly delude themselves in the madness that they might come back to life.  This is a sign of being very attached or dedicated to the one who died, or simply having irrational fears from watching one too many horror films.

            The song delves in to the madness one may experience once encountering such a terribly frightening object: an endoskeleton without flesh.  The song constantly reminds the listener of how terrifying they truly are as the title of the song is repeated many times throughout.

            Eventually, the listener would discover how truly petrified the person is of corpses, where they start having irrational fears of anything that slightly resembles bones. They would constantly hallucinate that the bodies are talking to them and preforming actions on their own, even at one point describing them as ‘Zombies’: mindless walking undead.

            The listener lastly finds out that the poor witness has finally become unable to sleep, seeing skeletons everywhere, speaking to him, chattering their rotten teeth to them. Eventually the witness is assumed to drop dead to the floor, as the song ends when Andrew Gold states that he was awoken by an apparent skeleton with a “BOO!”

 

            In my honest opinion, Spooky Scary Skeletons may not be one of the best songs ever made, nor one of the best Andrew Gold has ever produced, but it is truly a work of art and deserves every bit of appreciation it gets.

 

~~~~~~~~

Analysis:

 

"SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS"

This line is referring to the supporting structure of the human body: the endoskeleton. Witnessing such an object outside of a human body would imply that somebody may have died, and therefore, would cause extreme fear and dismay towards the person that witnessed it. It is a completely understandable response.

"SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE"

If a shiver is sent down your spine, it would mean that an uneasy feeling is sent to the receptors in your nervous system, which responds by sending pulses instantly through your nerves. This feeling usually occurs when one would fear their lives and initiate ‘fight or flight’. Witnessing a human endoskeleton outside of a body could easily cause such a fear.

 

"SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL"

This line is rather confusing, as it is rather impossible for a mere skull to shriek, or send electricity through your body. First of all, the skull would not possess a voice box, and therefore, be unable to cause any shrieking or screaming sounds. Secondly, even if a current was sent through a skull, the bone would have a difficult time conducting it. If it is referring simply to surprise, I would be surprised too if a skull managed to scream.

 

"SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT"

By 'sealing your doom', your fate would be locked, and you would without a doubt, perish.  This is questionable, as a skeleton would be unable to kill you. The only logical possibility I could think of is if the plausible murderer of said corpse were to end your life for seeing the body.

"SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS"

This line is identical to the very first line, I suggest you go back and enjoy the re-read. It is likely repeated to emphasize how scary the situation would be.

“SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH”

Once more, it is physically impossible for a skull or endoskeleton to screech by themselves. They would also be unable to speak at all.

 

“YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE”

This line confirms that the previous line was indeed referring to surprise, and not physically shocking. It also continues to tell the listener that witnessing the corpses will send adrenaline rushing through their bodies.

“WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK”

Firstly, these are not ‘zombies’ we are dealing with. It is very unlikely that a lone skeleton would be able to reanimate as an undead abomination. Secondly, I have already explained that a skeleton lacks a larynx, and therefore is unable to speak or emit sounds. I suppose that being surprised by such an action is just.

“WE'RE SO SORRY SKELETONS; YOU'RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD”

This line refers to apologizing to a corpse in a means to express your pity towards the person who has died. Likely, the person had many regrets in life and has had many shortcomings, leading to them to become misunderstood. If the person is referring the corpse itself being misunderstood, they would likely believe the corpse is not what people think it is, and therefore must be delusional.

“YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE”

A corpse does not have the ability to socialize, nor the wish to. Maybe in their past life, the endoskeleton’s owner wished to socialize more with others but never had the chances to. This line expresses more related to spirituality, and understanding what the dead would want.

“BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD”

This line expresses logical sense and reasoning. Socializing with a corpse can be either a sign of insanity or attachment to the previous person whom that life belonged to. By not socializing, you are guaranteeing others to view you as a sane person.

“CAUSE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SHOUT STARTLING SHRILLY SCREAMS”

Once more, an endoskeleton without flesh attached to it would be unable to speak. It does not possess a life, or a larynx, or a brain, or any other organ really.

“THEY'LL SNEAK FROM THEIR SARCOPHAGUS”

By this point, I have had trouble deciding if the singer is serious or not. The mummified skeletons of ancient Egyptians would not be able to escape from their sarcophagus. That is merely a myth passed down by ancient text.

“AND JUST WON'T LEAVE YOU BE”

This is an indeed frightening line. Everywhere you go, there will be Skeletal corpses there. You will be practically walking on corpses for every moment of your life. This is experiencing true fear, as you would always smell the foul air of decay and have to deal with maggots and such at all times.

 

“SPIRITS SUPERNATURAL ARE SHY WHATS ALL THE FUSS”

This is the most beautiful line in the entire song. It expresses the fact that the spirits, the supernatural are quite shy and unable to speak with us properly. They feel unwelcomed in this world because they belong in the afterlife. This is where the crossroads would come in to play.

“BUT BAGS OF BONES SEEM SO UNSAFE”

Because of the fear of skeletons one may have developed over experiencing them constantly, one may find a mere pouch with a fear bones in it extremely frightening. This is more of an irrational fear, but where it would come from would be understandable.

“IT'S SEMI-SERIOUS!”

This line refers to the bags of bones. They would be considered still a massive concern by the one with the irrational fears, but not as much as the real corpse. Therefore, a mere bag of bones would be only semi-serious, and only attended to after all endoskeletons are dealt with.

“SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ARE SILLY ALL THE SAME”

It is less silly and more frightening how common the appearance of said corpses are. This line surprises me and makes me feel as if the person who wrote these lyrics is slowly losing his sanity as he writes.

“THEY'LL SMILE AND SCRABBLE SLOWLY BY AND DRIVE YOU SO INSANE”

Technically, skeletons are always smiling. Their teeth are always visible unless they have already rotted away. You could be walking by them slowly and curiously only to see the creepy expression on their face. This could easily drive one insane. This line also proves my previous statement of Andrew Gold losing his sanity.

“STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR BONES”

This line is a reference to the classic rhyme “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.”

That line means that no matter what is said to one person, they will never be really hurt by what they say. What this line is doing in this song is questionable. Maybe it implies one should destroy the corpse before anybody else sees it.

“THEY SELDOM LET YOU SNOOZE”

If there were a corpse in my room right now, I would very much have difficulty getting a proper rest. It is understandable how one would have trouble sleeping with a lone endoskeleton nearby.

“SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS WILL WAKE YOU WITH A BOO!”

For the final line of the song, it is quite disappointing. After multiple times of stating that a skeleton would be unable to conduct proper speech due to lack of any flesh or organs, it still suggests the skeleton of a corpse possesses the ability to say “BOO!”

 

I believe that Andrew Gold has made much better pieces of music, but this one piece demonstrates the harsh choices and experiences between life and death very well.

Mega-Sandy

10/10

Super-Claus
You're teacher was clearly jealous of your amazing report and took out his envy on your grade point average

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Posted by Fallen Shade Sep 11 2014 05:11 GMT in 9/11/09 Party
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Posted by Mega-Sandy Sep 09 2014 20:40 GMT
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Playing Sims

Tell me if you want in on my cluster*crag* of a house

I'll try make you the best I can and (probably) put updates as to what's happening there

Fallen Shade
me
Francis
did you build a Fort Francis?
Posted by Unfortunate Sep 09 2014 23:21 GMT
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Super-Claus
*crag* you
Fortran
*crag* you
Posted by Unfortunate Sep 07 2014 18:23 GMT in Feedback
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Fortran
wow he wised up quick
Fortran
sorry *xir wised up quick

Posted by Mega-Sandy Aug 28 2014 05:42 GMT
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I'm back

Super-Claus
how was asia
MM
yo gimme summa dat blue shit

Posted by Doopliss Aug 29 2014 11:36 GMT
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PREPARE YOUR ANUSES FOR A GOOD SHULKING

Doopliss

"Shulk's sword, the Monado, slashes enemies with a beam when activated, so it can strike from long range. What really makes this weapon unique is that when the Monado Arts are activated, it can change Shulk's features and abilities! Emerge victorious in battle by changing your abilities strategically!!"

lain

Shulk is lame I'm totally gonna main with Duck Hunt Dog.

 

Duh *crag* Dawg.


Posted by TeleportPass Sep 01 2014 21:17 GMT
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Back when I was in seventh grade, some Sophomores and Juniors told me that I should never go on Newgrounds.com because flash entertainment sucks. That could not be further from the truth. Newgrounds has some great games on it, and last Sunday, I hit the Jackpot with Phoenotopia.

I was on the Games page looking for a good game, and the big banner advertising, or "shilling" as Fortran has come to call it, for the game caught my eye. "Challenge accepted," I said to my computer. With the wrong operating system and a broken computer in tow, I clicked on it.

You play as Gale, some pink-haired girl in a village. The inhabitants get captured while you round up kids in the forest, and your job is to be a good silent protagonist and figure out what happened.

The game has native Xbox 360 controller compatibility. But I'm using a Gamecube controller with a Mayflash GC controller adapter. It wouldn't detect my controller. Enter JoyToKey. I got started, and I was pissed because you can't run very fast, and the combat system is awk. But I got used to it, and the game was very enjoyable.

It's an action-RPG/Platform game, with a thorough item system, sidequests, and all that that we look for in console-quality games. When I beat the game, I'm going to review it 4.5 out of 5 stars. I won't spoil a bunch of the details right here.....go play it yourself.

Slappy

You're still here?

Super-Claus
Preteens are the best content creators, second only to let's players from the low countries

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Aug 29 2014 15:40 GMT
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  • Built-in RFID/Amiibo support
  • Wider 3D viewing range
  • C-Stick replacing the Circle Pad Pro
  • More powerful CPU
  • ZL/ZR shoulder buttons
  • Firmware update scheduled for October with custom menu themes
  • HTML5 browser support
  • New 3DS games won't be compatible with the original model
  • October release in Japan, 2015 in Europe, no idea about America
Francis
Seems like the point is to better support porting Wii and Virtual Console games. HTML5 hopefully means you can develop games using the Nintendo Web Framework.
Gold Prognosticus
Betalands 3DS confirmed?

Posted by Francis Aug 26 2014 21:51 GMT in Mario Kart 8
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2 packs coming.  Each has 3 characters, 4 vehicles, and 2 cups (8 courses). http://mariokart8.nintendo.com/dlc/

"The Add On Content packs include classics like Wario’s Gold Mine from Mario Kart Wii, as well as new courses, some taking place in the worlds of The Legend of Zelda and Animal Crossing. New vehicles will also arrive with each pack, including the Blue Falcon kart representing the F-Zero franchise in the first AOC pack."

Francis

kinda lame to have another Mario and Peach though.  and no Battle Arenas :(

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
^lol

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Posted by Francis Aug 26 2014 16:33 GMT in Pokémon
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If all Pokemon battles were replaced with this, I might actually play Pokemon

Fallen Shade
Tekken + Pokemon seems like it could work, I'm sure the fighting community is going to shit all over this even harder than smash regardless of quality however

Posted by Francis Aug 25 2014 20:25 GMT in Gaming News
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Probably to compliment a soon-to-be-announced Amazon cloud-gaming service (only playable on Fire devices, of course)

Fortran
I thought Google bought it?
Ignorant
BUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT IS ALSO THE OLDEST?!??

Posted by Ignorant Aug 13 2014 23:47 GMT in Advanced Tactics
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weedlord bonerhitler
im gay
Super-Claus
Help I don't know how I got in here I'm lost of God

Posted by Francis Aug 14 2014 00:37 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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"Meta Knight's Up Special Move, Shuttle Loop, changed quite a bit in this game. The glide is gone, and the attack slashes opponents twice while spinning in a large loop. This has turned into a highly technical and effective move."

Francis
and Mario Partyish overworld http://www.smashbros.com/us/3ds/gamemode/e...
TeleportPass
Lol Francis

Posted by Squirps_2-0 Aug 17 2014 05:10 GMT
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Francis
welcome back I guess. you weren't here for very long before, what brought you back?
Ignorant
i hope you like shitposting because that's all that happens here

Posted by TeleportPass Aug 16 2014 22:35 GMT
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This past March, I downloaded Terranigma, per recommendation by Scottishduck17, a favorite Let's Player of mine who is retiring that career soon. I loved it. It's an action RPG. I beat the game back in April. I beat Soul Blazer two months ago. And today, I beat Illusion of Gaia.  Now, under my old account (which I can't access anymore because my Windows Live ID got hacked and I don't have a phone to reactivate it with) I made a post about how great it was. But some guy commented about loving Terraria. Then I explained to him that Terraria is a two dimentional Minecraftia while Terranigma is an SNES action-RPG.  But he made some herp-derp about how "I know but I" he just said that he meant Terraria. Oh, well. That's one game he'll miss out on. The games have their own standalone stories quite satisfactorily, like the MOTHER games, but they do have references to events and people in the series's other games.

So just what is the series? Soul Blazer is an action-RPG created by Quintet (published by Enix and Nintendo) with mediocre sprites, sound effects, and to some extent, music, but fairly good gameplay; in fact, easy at times. The enemies aren't that tough usually, but the bosses sure are. "Monster Lairs" spawn enemies out of the ground, and the player needs to attack them until they die. Unfortunately, it gets monotonous sometimes when the player can spam the monster lair as the enemies keep coming out. You only have two basic attacks (or to put it more bluntly, one attack that repeats over and over again a la Minecraft and has too much knockback, and one somewhat passive, crappy ability that passes for an attack.), making attacking one enemy constantly a pain unless you have a wall nearby You must advance through six worlds, resurrect people and animals, collecting "souls" to give you new abilities: Soul of Magician, Soul of Light, Soul of Shield, Soul of Detection, Soul of Reality. Apparently the Soul of Detection is unrequired to beat the game because quite frankly, I never found it. You also collect enchanted weapons, magical abilities, armors, and more. The item system is weird because you may only hold one of each type of item at any one time. This gets annoying, as having multiple Medical Herbs would be very helpful. You must defeat Deathtoll, the evil king. Like EarthBound, you can name your character.

Illusion of Gaia is the indirect sequel to Soul Blazer. The combat system showed slight improvement over Soul Blazer, although combo attacks haven't been introduced quite yet. Will, an average boy, realizes he has telekinesis. He gets drafted by Gaia to find the six statues, rescue his father, and save the world from a demon comet. On the way, Will must transform into three different forms. Standard, or "Will" is as mediocre as Blazer was near the beginning of the game, until he learns some sweet Dark Powers down the line. Freedan, the Dark Night, has a bigger sword (which has longer range, too) as opposed to Will's little stick-thing, has higher attack power, and is all-around the best character for combat situations, as his Dark Friar attack is useful for out-of-range enemies and switches. Shadow is the Ultimate Dark Warrior. He is introduced nigh the end of the game. He is made of pure starlight and has much higher attack power, making Freedan almost obsolete. He looks like Chaos from Sonic Adventure...hmm...He has no long-range attacks, but his shielding move covers his entire body rather than just the front of him. He also uses the phoenix magic in the final boss. All playable characters share Telekinesis, particularly used for certain objects in-game, as well as the useless dark gems that enemies drop. Exp is removed from the game entirely, rather, players must increase the stats of Will by defeating all enemies in a subdivision of an area, gaining an increase to a stat. The item system is like that of Paper Mario 2: low capacity, but you can hold multiples of an item. Like Soul Blazer, however, you must have an item equipped to use it, though. Will's name cannot be changed. (Sorry Ninten, Ana, and Lloyd!)

 

Terranigma is hands-down the best game in the series. It has pretty darn good graphics for SNES standards! Ark, a mischievous young adult living in the underworld's only town with civilized life, triggers a prophecy rendering the world inert, and he must resurrect the world by defeating bosses and whatnot. The combat system is five times better: with combo attacks, a spinning midair attack, and more. Magic rings can be used once each, with powerful attacks. Summon Pins can also be used for different needs such as HP recovery, status ailments, or invincibility. Unlike the other two games, Terranigma introduces a money and shop system, where you can buy all sorts of items, weapons, armor, and magic (all categorized separately). Items, weapons, and armor are purchased with gems alone, but for magic rings/summon pins, you need to buy them with a certain amount of "Magirocks" too. The item system finally got its act together: You can hold up to nine of any one item at one time, so inventory space is never a problem. Like Soul Blazer, you can also have more weapons again. The weapons you collect are successively more powerful than each other, but some have enchantments on them. For example, the first weapon, Crystal Spear, recovers your HP over time (only in the Underworld), the RocSpear (8-character limits apply to items, magic, armor, and weapons in this game) can break rocks, but the Sticker has more attack power. You also have Yomi, who acts somewhat like Tippi from Super Paper Mario in many ways (mind you, Francis) but he's much more cocky than Tippi is; following you throughout the entire game. The story is more developed than in the previous two games, and unlike the previous two games, Ark's bae Elle is already with him - Blazer and Will didn't get their girlfriends until mid-to end game!

That was pretty good. i should work for Wikipedia.


Posted by TeleportPass Aug 10 2014 01:09 GMT
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A mobile app with specific functions would make Digibutter so much easier on the mobile web.

Gold Prognosticus
Debated making one myself a couple times but never got around to it.

Posted by Francis Aug 08 2014 14:47 GMT
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I was surprised because I had not heard of such a thing. It was basically a 3DS with a headstrap. You could play VR games or use it like a normal 3DS. The dream felt so real I actually googled for it when I woke up.

I think it was a Zelda game called Dark Light

Francis
now that I think about it, the Wii U gamepad could probably be rigged up for this too. THE REVENGE OF VIRTUAL BOY
Super-Claus