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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning


Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:00 pm   Reply with quote

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" SK opened fire on the zombies that wouldn't look too out of place in some shitty horror film.
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DISGUISE KIT    
Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire


Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799

HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0



PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:17 pm   Reply with quote

As the intruders rushed in, except for Black because we all know snipers are for both the cool kids and the pussies, the AIDS zombie futa lolis were cut down like a...

Well, chainsaw through zombies.

They continued streaming out of all nearby cabinets and drawers and cracks in the floors, gnashing their teeth and wiggling their parts at the intruders.

A medicine cabinet was carried along with the flow of futaloliaidszombies, arriving on the battlefield and producing them closer to the action.

Screw physics, we have zombies.
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Fiberglass World    
Sync
MALAK



Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0



PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:35 pm   Reply with quote

His chainsaw-hand suddenly transformed into a Rocket Launcher; it was actually a pretty fast conversion.

"EAT EXPLOSIONS VERMIN"

He began to shoot the zombie fiends without hesitation.
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf


Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:37 pm   Reply with quote

"THAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" was Butz's only response, as he proceeded to cut down any zombies standing in his path.
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The Town of Lix    
Black Yoshi
Vampire


Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:41 pm   Reply with quote

But every zombie survivor group needs their Sniper to inevitably save the group's ass at the last moment. Besides, I take pride in my sniping cowardess.

Exuro continued picking off the little hellspawn at a distance before charging after the others and pulling a 10mm Submachine Gun from his arsenal.
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The Domain of Secrets    
Super ShadowArticuno



Joined: 10 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:45 pm   Reply with quote

SA suddenly appeared in a blinding flash of light, armed with a rocket launcher and a hunting rifle with a rubber chicken tied to it. Blasting through a few of the lolis, he made his way up to wherever the rest of the sausage-fest of a group was.

"Hi, no chicks yet, but I brought the comic relief."
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A Bucket of Stuff    
Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf


Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:46 pm   Reply with quote

"We really need more chicks here. And I don't think I brought the refreshments either."
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The Town of Lix    
Super ShadowArticuno



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:01 pm   Reply with quote

"I COULD have brought chicks, but I can't find any," SA said as he lobbed the head off of a particularly bloody zombie.
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A Bucket of Stuff    
Sync
MALAK



Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:02 pm   Reply with quote

He continued to blow off groups of zombies.

"Ugh... i'm so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED."
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf


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Posts: 7637

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:07 pm   Reply with quote

Then, suddenly, from the depths of Butz's hammerspace stuff, a random song played...The song was...


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The Town of Lix    
Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire


Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799

HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0



PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:53 pm   Reply with quote

"Dammit, guys. Every living thing in this building has a freakin' penis. And it certainly isn't a stereotypical cast of characters without some sort of woman who coincidentally has more military training than every guy in the area.

Just for that..."

The AIDS zombie loli futas began not only swarming the group even faster, but they began vomiting grenades.

Because physics suck, and you know it.
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Fiberglass World    
Sync
MALAK



Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:57 pm   Reply with quote

"SHIT I TOLD YOU GUYS WE NEEDED A CHICK"

He turned his arm into a shield and started to back away.

"WE'RE SCREWED"
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Hammerspace    
Frozenwinters
Aita



Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:00 pm   Reply with quote

-appears out of no where-

GUYS I DON'T HAVE A PENIS, I'M A LOLI AND I DON'T HAVE AIDS, LET ME JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST. I HAVE STRAWBERRY JUICE.
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The Carmadox Party    
Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart



Joined: 17 Jul 2007
Posts: 4568

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:03 pm   Reply with quote

((Lawlz. I remember when this first started.))
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Dimension C    
Sync
MALAK



Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:40 pm   Reply with quote

Aita wrote:
-appears out of no where-

GUYS I DON'T HAVE A PENIS, I'M A LOLI AND I DON'T HAVE AIDS, LET ME JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST. I HAVE STRAWBERRY JUICE.
yaaaaaaaay

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