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[Almaz]

*A Toad appears*

Toad: Thanks, Luigi, but the Princess was evacuated to another castle!

*Toad gets set on fire*

[Paper Luigi]

*Luigi grabs fire extinguisher*
Luigi: I'll save you!
*Starts spraying sofa*

[Almaz]

Toad: Thank you Luigi, but my coins are in another castle!

*Gives Luigi a map to Another Castle*

[Paper Luigi]

Luigi: Thanks, sucker!
*Superjumps away*
Luigi: (In midair) Am I forgetting something?
Luigi: Oh yeah, the Princess and toad.
*Turns around in midair*

[Almaz]

Toad: Good, he's gone...

*Starts gambling online*

Toad: WHAT DO YOU %@^%% MEAN THAT %#^$#^% TOADETTE WON THAT %^$$^&@$ HAND! I HAD FIVE %#^%!@$$ ACES! Well, we'll have to change that...

*Toad takes the Princess, who is hiding behind a chair, and holds a gun to her head*

Toad: GIMME THE MONEY!

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

King Bowser II: *Crashes the caslte* RRROOOOAAAARRRRRRR!!!
FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Almaz]

Toad: Gimme yer money, Bowser, or this 'ere Princess gets blown to kingdom come!

*Toad's gun disappears because Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't like them*

Toad: Well, I DIDN'T leave it at home this time!

*Toad pulls out his bazooka*

Toad: Gimme yer money, or she goes boom!

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

King Bowser II: FEAR ME!!!!!! *Breathes fire in toad's face*

[Almaz]

Toad: OWIE!

*Toad fires at Lord Bowser II*

Toad: TIME TO DIE, TURTLE!

*Toad shoots the support beam to the castle, which is conveniently behind Lord Bowser II. He is hit with it, and the castle starts falling down*

Toad: YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR PRECIOUS PRINCESS! EVER! AND YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME... THE LEGENDARY TOAD, NIGH T. MARE! EYEHEHEHEHEHE!

*Nigh takes Peach and jumps out of a window just as the castle collapses*

Nigh T. Mare: Now for the coins...

*Nigh uses Black Hole Bowser's Coin Beam (that he got somehow) to suck up all the coins in the ex-place of Peach's Castle*

Nigh: I love the smell of money in the morning.

*Nigh runs away*

[Paper Luigi]

*Luigi sees Nigh taking the princess while flying overhead*
*Luigi goes down to go at them head on*
*Luigi misses complely and hits a tree*
Luigi: Ow.

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

*Escaped*

[Almaz]

*A cage falls on Lord Bowser II*

Dear Lord Bowser II,

I knew you'd live, so I made this cage that will slowly shrink. Also, an alarm has gone off right now...

*alarm goes off*

...so all of the Toads in Toad Town will beat you up, as will Mario.

Hugs and stabbings,
Nigh T. Mare

*Those people come*

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

KK II: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!!!! I BREATHE FIRE IN YOUR FACES!!!!!!!

[Almaz]

Mario: MAMAMIA! LET'S USE THE MARIO UPGRADE!

*Mario puts on a Hammer Bros Suit. Half of the Toads use Fire Flowers while the rest use boomerangs*

Mario: You're-a gonner!

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

KK II: FEEL MY FIREY BREATH! RRROOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I HAVE HARD SHELL AND IS NOT VUNERABLE TO FIRE WITH RECENT UPGRADES!!!