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Small Sammer Guy
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html
| Quote: | Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. |
GROSS! |
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Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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EWWWWWWWW!!! Why would someone DO that?
Well...I've never been attracted to men...or women...
...shit. Don't tell me I'm going to start having sexual intercourse with cars now. Great. >.> |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:16 pm
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My god, the world's just getting more screwed up by the day.
And I thought keying a car in a parking lot was horrible enough... |
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cool
Lord Bob
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:17 pm
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Is it bad if I laughed at this? I mean really, it's weird, but it's funny too.
hgssskrflrig |
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WHERE'S MY MASK!?
Happy Mask Salesman
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:20 pm
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That...is...just...wrong.... |
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Cid
Lord Krump
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:36 pm
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Car fetish- the best thing since the furniture fetish.
You'd be surprised at what some people think is sexy. Seriously, though, it's not like he can help it. For the most part, you can't control what you're attracted to. |
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Black Yoshi
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:37 pm
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| Lord Bob wrote: | Is it bad if I laughed at this? I mean really, it's weird, but it's funny too.
hgssskrflrig |
Not at all. It is funny. |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
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Disturbing, but hilarious. I'm almost curious on how it works. D: |
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Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:44 pm
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I wonder, how do you have sex with a car anyway?
And Lord Crump is right, you can't control what your attracted to. Hell, I admit I used to be attracted to young girls (Like, 2nd-5th graders) and I couldn't help it. |
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High Priestess Paula
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:10 pm
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He probably sticks it in the gas...thing.
...What?
...anyways, what ever suits him. |
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Pokemon Nerd
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:13 pm
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| Orchid wrote: | | Disturbing, but hilarious. I'm almost curious on how it works. D: |
I don't want to know. |
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lolz
Shrowser
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:33 pm
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How does it work, you ask?
Well...
YOU STICK YOUR PINGAS INTO THE IGNITION AND TWIST |
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Soviet-Mudkipz Leader
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:33 pm
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Holy *crag* That guy must love cars. |
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Ted Extraordinaire
Ted
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:39 pm
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What's so freaky about it? He's only doing what he enjoys. I'd like to get to know him, really. He seems nice. |
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Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:06 pm
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| Ted wrote: | | What's so freaky about it? He's only doing what he enjoys. I'd like to get to know him, really. He seems nice. |
Its a little...awkward...but nothings wrong about it. We can't change him, he should do whatever he wants and do it. |
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