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Popple



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:28 am   Reply with quote

No wonder people think I'm *crag* smart when these jack asses get payed to play these games.

http://www.gamedaily.com/games/kirby-super-star-ultra/ds/game-reviews/review/7381/2134/

WTF is this?

First off they called these all minigames, which is a gross understatement when you consider that if you go for %100 on Cave Offense and Milky Way they can take hours, both almost being full length Kirby games.

They also mention that you play as Metaknight in Metaknights Revenge which is false, and that you can only use 2 Player in Spring Breeze, which is completely *crag* false because the co-op is what makes this the best Kirby game ever. While it's true you can only play Spring Breeze if you are using one cart, you can use more than one to play any of the games.

*crag* idiots.

Did they even play the game?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:33 am   Reply with quote

All game reviewers are like that. They just make up false statements to support their cause.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:40 am   Reply with quote

That's why there are better people to review the game, like Nintendo Power Magazine, and Game Informer.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:01 am   Reply with quote

Monitor's in Flamey wrote:
That's why there are better people to review the game, like Nintendo Power Magazine, and Game Informer.


Your mentioning of Nintendo Power is a joke, right?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:34 pm   Reply with quote

What the hell is this shit? Seriously, what the hell?
Also, you neglected to mention that they said that Dyna Blade is essentially Spring Breeze with a different antagonist. Dyna Blade actually has a difference. It has a map. Why is this important? Because, there are two secret areas you can unlock, and a random enemy may wander. That's an important thing to note, no matter how small it may be.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:02 pm   Reply with quote

Shrowser wrote:
All game reviewers are like that. They just make up false statements to support their cause.
This is really the sum of the whole topic. The guy just plain didn't like the game, so he made a bunch of fake reasons to say it sucks.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:16 pm   Reply with quote

What the *crag*? Did they even PLAY THE damn game before reviewing it? YOU CAN ONLY PLAY CO-OP ON SPRING BREEZE? *crag* morons.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:11 pm   Reply with quote

Lord Bob wrote:
What the hell is this shit? Seriously, what the hell?
Also, you neglected to mention that they said that Dyna Blade is essentially Spring Breeze with a different antagonist. Dyna Blade actually has a difference. It has a map. Why is this important? Because, there are two secret areas you can unlock, and a random enemy may wander. That's an important thing to note, no matter how small it may be.


Let's not kid ourselves though.

DynaBlade is basically a slightly harder Spring Breeze.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:00 pm   Reply with quote

Shrowser wrote:
All game reviewers are like that. They just make up false statements to support their cause.
Pot calling the Kettle black.....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:47 pm   Reply with quote

There are bad game reviews, like ING and this.

I've never played the game, but I'm sure most of this stuff is lies. 20 minutes to complete the game sounds like Squeak Squad. And you play as Meta Knight in Meta Knight Ultra, not Meta Knight's Revenge (a lot of Meta Knights in that sentence).
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:32 pm   Reply with quote

Cid wrote:
Monitor's in Flamey wrote:
That's why there are better people to review the game, like Nintendo Power Magazine, and Game Informer.


Your mentioning of Nintendo Power is a joke, right?

It's better than Game Informer. Game informer gives almost every PS3 and Xbox game at least 7/10. While on EVERY WII AND DS GAME EXCEPT BRAWL they give a 5 or less. At least NP is truthful.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:54 pm   Reply with quote

Commander Shroob wrote:
Cid wrote:
Monitor's in Flamey wrote:
That's why there are better people to review the game, like Nintendo Power Magazine, and Game Informer.


Your mentioning of Nintendo Power is a joke, right?

It's better than Game Informer. Game informer gives almost every PS3 and Xbox game at least 7/10. While on EVERY WII AND DS GAME EXCEPT BRAWL they give a 5 or less. At least NP is truthful.


Yeah, A Nintendo magazine would never be biased towards Nintendo. Rolling Eyes

GI is right about Nintendo, honestly. M'aiq just read about their E3 grades: Nintendo got a D because they made some very dumb moves.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:04 pm   Reply with quote

I'm going to respond directly to the topic title:

You haven't already?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:13 pm   Reply with quote

THIS IS A NINTENDO-BASED WEBSITE AND HALF THE PEOPLE HERE HATE NINTENDO.

How does that make sense?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:17 pm   Reply with quote

Commander Shroob wrote:
THIS IS A NINTENDO-BASED WEBSITE AND HALF THE PEOPLE HERE HATE NINTENDO.

How does that make sense?


...I think you're exaggerating this, but it really doesn't.
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