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carfilledwithfish
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A parody of Cooking Mama, made by PETA.
http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08
I actually gave this game a shot, out of curiosity. The best part is the "facts" the game tells you after you finish a level, such as "Turkeys are drugged and bred to grow so quickly that their legs cannot support their weight. Countless birds slowly starve to death within inches of food after they become crippled and unable to move."
Because, you know, that's efficient and will result in meaty, delicious birds. |
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Alexio
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Is it me or were the parts where you slaughter the turkey more fun than the one where you cook tofu? |
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Psst...
Die4Less
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PETA, are idiots. Don't get me wrong, but they just go a bit to extreme...
You don't need to bomb researchers houses to show that cruelty to animals is wrong, because, in a cruel twist of fate, you are infact destroying the house of an animal. (Some people consider Humans as Animals in case you did not know.) |
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YoshiAngemon
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Well, maybe they want to make it so that ALL Animals count towards the Global population, so they can be registered citizens, and that we'll all be forced to eat TOFU!! Only Beast Boy eats Tofu! |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
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Nintendo should sue them for something |
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Cid
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:02 am
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We have the tools, intelligence, and ability to kill delicious birds and cook 'em up. No need to not put those aspects to use. |
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oar
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| Cid wrote: | | We have the tools, intelligence, and ability to kill delicious birds and cook 'em up. No need to not put those aspects to use. |
Like I said before, because we know that there's no way in hell a Lion would pass up an easy turkey dinner.
Also, why does PETA always say that everything is injected with shit? I don't really see how making a turkey grow so rapidly that it's leg muscle gives out is a good turkey at all, since you know, small muscles would probably mean pitiful drumsticks. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
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Shut up, just because I inject turkeys with ridiculous amounts of heroine doesn't mean I hate animals. I'm all for turkey respect, PETA. Turkey representation. Turkizzle in da hizzle.
Anyway, WHY do vegetarians eat meat substitutes? Because, in truth, they have the willpower of spoons because they've been injecting themselves with celery for the past few months, and therefore need meat.
WE ARE OMNIVORES, WE EAT MEAT BECAUSE IF WE DON'T THE ECO-SYSTEM SCREWS ITSELF. AND BECAUSE CHICKEN IS DEEELICOUS. |
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YoshiAngemon
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They might actually end up working on a way to evolve animals into fully sentient beings, so that they'll HAVE to outlaw eating animal meats! |
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carfilledwithfish
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They apparently think that owning pets is equivalent to owning slaves.
My cats are the most pampered, expensive slaves ever if that's the case. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
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| Dr. Eurhok wrote: | They apparently think that owning pets is equivalent to owning slaves.
My cats are the most pampered, expensive slaves ever if that's the case. |
Slaves? Slaves wait on you hand and foot, pets are supplied with food and love and regular walkies. |
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Shadow Kingdom
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I THE DARK LORD SAURON WHO FORGED THE RING, THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL GOT A MEANER THAN MAMA ON ALL OF THEM. VEGETARIANS TAKE VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS. AND IF THE VALAR DIDN'T WANT YOU TO EAT MEAT, THEN WHY DOES IT TASTE SO GOOD? |
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YoshiAngemon
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Hm... Because The S is For Sucks? |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Monitor's in Flamey wrote: | | Hm... Because The S is For Sucks? |
THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC. |
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Shrowser
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The sad thing is, they really think this'll persuade people to not kill animals. |
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