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Spiny
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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:35 pm
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Before you say that was old news, let me give my reasoning on why I think this.
I have recently heard that fans of Twilight are becoming worse than most obsessive fans.
Mainly in that they don't *crag* around when they say they're gonna murder you.
There are several reports of Twilight Fans physically assaulting people who say they don't like the series. One girl ended up with her arm broken in four places after a squad of fangirls shoved her to the ground and sat on her.
Another got an eye infection from a fan trying to claw their eye out.
I can smell a new regime slowly trying to climb to the surface, and it includes worshiping sparkly vampires or facing a death penalty. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:13 pm
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You know, the retarded thought of this being more dangerous than terrorism passed through this mind.
And honestly, M'aiq hopes that no obsessive retard would actually send pipe bombs and anthrax letters to people over this pathetic shit. It's a *crag* book, get your heads out of your asses. |
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Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:58 pm
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Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
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Black Yoshi
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:02 pm
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| Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
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Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:15 pm
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| Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
No, they are just little faggot vampire-wannabes.
Real vampires are seriously *crag* into it. |
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Black Yoshi
Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:22 pm
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| Popple wrote: | | Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
No, they are just little faggot vampire-wannabes.
Real vampires are seriously *crag* into it. |
That's what I was trying to say. It's really *crag* annoying. |
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that confounded bridge
Abstract
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:32 pm
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Apparently, my friend once went into school, with two papers taped to her. One on the front of her shirt, one on the back. One read "Edward Cullen is gay", and the other read "and Bella is a fugly slut."
She was nearly ripped to pieces.
Now, that's pretty *crag* sad, considering the fact that anyone who disliked Twilight did nothing to a girl who wrote "I LIKE MY MEN COLD, DEAD AND SPARKLY" on her shirt, or the girl who wore a shirt saying she had "OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder" or some bullshit like that.
In any case, Twilight fans need to grow up and accept other peoples' opinions. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:46 pm
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| Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
...I dun get it. Why are they in school then? Windows are risky business. |
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Fat Tuper
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Joined: 06 May 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:41 pm
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
...I dun get it. Why are they in school then? Windows are risky business. |
No, the vampires only sparkle! >:U
Ugh, but seriously, give me a break. Twilight sucks. YEAH!
TWILIGHT *CRAG* SUCKS SHIT
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darkzero
Rusty Shackleford
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:14 am
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Chocolate Kirby
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:14 am
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The series is terrible. Only 5 pages are devoted to the plot while the other 700 are all about fake romance. I say the author's on crack. |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:23 am
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If I ever get into a situation where someone tries to kill me just because I hate something I'm bring out my knife and will show them how much insanity I have.
Believe me I can GET REALLY INSANE WITH A FREAKING KNIFE!!! |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:53 am
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| Fat Tuper wrote: | | Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
...I dun get it. Why are they in school then? Windows are risky business. |
No, the vampires only sparkle! >:U
Ugh, but seriously, give me a break. Twilight sucks. YEAH!
TWILIGHT *CRAG* SUCKS SHIT
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What M'aiq meant was, why are those so-called 'vampires' stil going to school? Vampires have always melted/dissolved/burned thanks to sunlight. 
Seriously, not even Dracula is safe from that rule. |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Fat Tuper wrote: | | Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
...I dun get it. Why are they in school then? Windows are risky business. |
No, the vampires only sparkle! >:U
Ugh, but seriously, give me a break. Twilight sucks. YEAH!
TWILIGHT *CRAG* SUCKS SHIT
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What M'aiq meant was, why are those so-called 'vampires' stil going to school? Vampires have always melted/dissolved/burned thanks to sunlight.
Seriously, not even Dracula is safe from that rule. |
Because they are forced to. |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:26 pm
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Fat Tuper wrote: | | Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Black Yoshi wrote: | | Popple wrote: | Twilight Fans are just *crag* little fags.
There has been an underground group of vampires for hundreds of years now, some who even commit murder and bathe in the victim's blood. |
The sad thing is how many Twilight fans claim to actually be vampires and act all dark because of it. My school has a rabid fanbase, and there are a few like that. :U |
...I dun get it. Why are they in school then? Windows are risky business. |
No, the vampires only sparkle! >:U
Ugh, but seriously, give me a break. Twilight sucks. YEAH!
TWILIGHT *CRAG* SUCKS SHIT
覧覧覧覧覧> |
What M'aiq meant was, why are those so-called 'vampires' stil going to school? Vampires have always melted/dissolved/burned thanks to sunlight.
Seriously, not even Dracula is safe from that rule. |
The vampires in Twilight don't melt from the sun, they just TWINKLE. 
Seriously. D: |
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