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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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...I got the first seven by black-mailing the stork before he sniched me to the Baby Police, then I cloned myself to make Bowser Jr., OKAY?! |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:01 pm
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Lord Bowser......YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:02 pm
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I always thought they were random koopas. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:29 pm
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| Ruki Motomiya wrote: | | Lord Bowser......YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! |
YA, WHATEVER!!! |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:50 pm
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I always thought you adopted them, seeing as how none of them have red hair like u do... |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:33 pm
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I always thought you got them because the game designers neeed you to have powerful minions who deserved high ranks for no real reason. and the poof! children. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:37 pm
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I'm not meaning the way you're putting it... |
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Shiaoran
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Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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The truth is, Bowser makes children the same way a Yoshi does.
He's just shy, while Yoshis are way too liberal, so we don't see Bowser popping eggs out.
Also, Bowser isn't as cold hearted as Yoshis, so he doesn't go smashing his own eggs into random stuff. |
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Mimi!!!
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:40 am
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I always wondered why Yoshi lays eggs when he's a guy. Maybe Yoshis, which all seem to be male have some kind of reproductive system where they are able fertalize their eggs on their own and lay them. |
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Wha-?
Spartan-117
Joined: 21 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:26 pm
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| Ruki Motomiya wrote: | | Lord Bowser......YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! |
AND FLIES |
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Wha-?
Spartan-117
Joined: 21 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:27 pm
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| Mimi!!! wrote: | | I always wondered why Yoshi lays eggs when he's a guy. Maybe Yoshis, which all seem to be male have some kind of reproductive system where they are able fertalize their eggs on their own and lay them. |
Yoshi is a hermaphrodite |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:30 pm
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I always thought that the eggs male yoshis lay (and female, if they don't have a baby inside) contained waste. You know, body waste....
...poop.
| Shiaoran wrote: | The truth is, Bowser makes children the same way a Yoshi does.
He's just shy, while Yoshis are way too liberal, so we don't see Bowser popping eggs out.
Also, Bowser isn't as cold hearted as Yoshis, so he doesn't go smashing his own eggs into random stuff. |
Bowser? A hermaphrodite? ... I just don't see that happening. If that were true, Bowser would have made hundreds and hundreds of Koopalings by now. I just think the only two possible explanations are A) adoption/baby robbery or B)"Queen Koopa" left him/died. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:58 pm
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| Mimi!!! wrote: | | I always wondered why Yoshi lays eggs when he's a guy. Maybe Yoshis, which all seem to be male have some kind of reproductive system where they are able fertalize their eggs on their own and lay them. |
Like seahorses? |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:06 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Mimi!!! wrote: | | I always wondered why Yoshi lays eggs when he's a guy. Maybe Yoshis, which all seem to be male have some kind of reproductive system where they are able fertalize their eggs on their own and lay them. |
Like seahorses? |
YA, WHATEVER!!! |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:09 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Mimi!!! wrote: | | I always wondered why Yoshi lays eggs when he's a guy. Maybe Yoshis, which all seem to be male have some kind of reproductive system where they are able fertalize their eggs on their own and lay them. |
Like seahorses? |
that's actually a myth. the females lay eggs into a pouch on the male's stomach. the male is actually more of an incubater. |
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