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V1d30 G@m3 N3rr'd Deucey Dee
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 162
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:39 pm
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I couldn't let it cease to exist. I love these, y'know...
Anti-Guy wrote: | why is mario a muderous british maniac... kinda like richard? |
Cuz someone put steroids in his crumpet.
How many Hungry Lumas does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Kamek Koopa Aran Ryan Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:18 pm
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None, because their hands are always full.
Who was the Magikoopa who shot Mario off of the bridge in the opening cutscene? |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007 Posts: 29080
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:34 pm
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It was me.
guiz i hav questin y r 1up mushrums spoted |
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V1d30 G@m3 N3rr'd Deucey Dee
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 162
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:40 pm
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Well...um...they're not contagious, that's for sure. (He's onto us!)
Why is Rosalina's mother "sleeping under the tall tree on the hill"? |
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lolwut Sinani201
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 Posts: 652
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:21 pm
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Deucey Dee wrote: | Well...um...they're not contagious, that's for sure. (He's onto us!)
Why is Rosalina's mother "sleeping under the tall tree on the hill"? |
bcuz SHES NOT SLEEPING SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y DO HUNGRY LUMAS DANCE AROUND WHILE HOLDIN LOLLIPOPS? |
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V1d30 G@m3 N3rr'd Deucey Dee
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 162
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:51 pm
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Because they like to make themselves hungry.
For how long did King Kaliente work at Taco Bell? |
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Ghost Articuno X Dead
Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 864
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:15 pm
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FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
How do I shot web? |
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V1d30 G@m3 N3rr'd Deucey Dee
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 162
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:07 pm
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Grab the Spider Mushroom.
How do you grow a Spider Mushroom? |
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lolwut Sinani201
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 Posts: 652
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:16 pm
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You use an enlargement ray on it.
Why is Peach a hot chick while Rosalina isn't? |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE Crappy Blue Luigi Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 10439
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:21 pm
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Because she's the sex object.
Why do Paratroopas have wings? |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007 Posts: 29080
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:53 pm
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They discovered Red Bull.
Why can't I have a REAL SM64 sequel? |
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V1d30 G@m3 N3rr'd Deucey Dee
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 162
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:23 am
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Because Mario was tired of jumping into paintings.
How can a Fire Flower survive in the snow? |
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Evolved from Outgoing Guy Shy Guy
Joined: 06 Feb 2009 Posts: 13
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:39 pm
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B'cause th' powah O' dah Phire Phlowah is great enough to melt 7 ice crystals per every 0.7777777 hypersupermegaseconds. Multiply the outcome of Pi (3.14) times 77,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 to get the answer of each FPS (Flare per second) emitted from the Fire Flower. And that, sir, is your answer.
Why does Mario go like "WELCAUM; WELCAUME KNEU GUALICKSIE!!!@%$#&" at the end of the game? |
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Hellza Ballza Goron Mask Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 29930
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:11 pm
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Because Mario thought it was the beginning of the game again.
When do I seduce Rosalina? |
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lightening Anti-Guy Vampire
Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 1506
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:43 pm
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...You you two are alone in hero library.. ...how is babby formed......how is Rosuleena related to bowsa... ~White Shy Guy |
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