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[King Bowser]

King Bowser Koopa stomps across the smooth surface of a great floating mass, Final Destination. The air around him shimmers and changes constantly, the cosmos twisting, bending, and swirling at high speed. At the moment, it is very dark, but Bowser can still see traces of energy lighting up the sky every few seconds; remnants of the otherworldly Subspace Commander, Tabuu. This power, if harnessed, might just be useful...

[Aran Ryan]

Suddenly, the ever-so-awesomely-evil plumber drove his big motorcycle into the topic. With a loud chuckle, he crashed landed right onto the Final Destination platform.

"'Ey! Whatdaya doin' here ya big lizard?!" He shouted at Bowser.

[King Bowser]

Bowser doesn't spare Wario a look, his gaze fixed on the strings of lightning-like energy that permeate the air.

"...The blue chump who tried to manipulate us before left some traces. See?"

Bowser stomps with one foot.

"I was sure he was toast after everything we did, but I can't be anymore. Just look at this! Something's up, and it's rotten! Five-month-old Nutty Cake rotten... bah!"

[Aran Ryan]

Wario looked up at the sky... while digging for gold in his nose.

"Eh? That Tab-bozo is-a still around? Although it was-a funny he cried for his mummy when we-a whupped him!"

[King Bowser]

"He might be. And if he's still alive, and he's in our world, that means that there's Subspace somewhere... he can't survive outside of it..."

[Aran Ryan]

He found a piece of "gold", but flicked it away.

"That's-a what they say. Geez... why is it that you lizards know so much and yet act so dumb at-a same time?"

[King Bowser]

Bowser's nostrils flared, sending out wisps of hot smoke. He turned his stare towards Wario, quickly moving over to the discarded bike and stepping on one of the tires. It deflated instantly, issuing a long hiss as the air shot out.

"Do you want to destroy that freak for good or not?"

[Aran Ryan]

"... Eh. I have-a hundreds more of those bikes. As for bashing Tab-boozer, I'd be glad to put 'im out of his-a misery!"

From there he pulled out a clove of garlic and began eating it.

[King Bowser]

Bowser folded his massive arms, more smoke billowing from his nostrils as he watched Wario scarf garlic. He knows what's coming next... if Wario consumes enough garlic...

[Aran Ryan]

And then Wario ate another clove of garlic... and another... and another... up to the point when he began to spin around, making a bright light form around him.

Seconds later, Wario transformed into Wario-Man!

With a loud laugh and a increase of craziness, Wario-Man shot up into the sky, aiming toward Tabuu's remains.

[King Bowser]

Bowser was at a loss for words. He himself wasn't sure what would happen if anyone touched that energy... it could be dangerous even for a super-garlic-powered Wario.

[Aran Ryan]

Wario continued to shoot toward Tabuu's remains... meanwhile he was picking his nose again.

But, he didn't stop flying upward.

"I'mma gonna make you SCREEEEAAM!"

[King Bowser]

Bowser let out a dragonish snort, turning away. Idiot, he thought to himself. If he gets destroyed he deserves it...

[Aran Ryan]

Eventually, Wario made it up to the same altitude as the disturbance of energy.

... While he was up there, he scratched his rear-end and stared at the remains.

"Uhh... what now?"

[King Bowser]

The energy started to flare brighter, gaining strength in Wario's presence. The bolts wrapped around the fat man with great speed, sending out shockwaves of pain. They did not like him there...