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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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 Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:26 pm
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So today in school the juniors had to go take their PSSAs (Pennsylvania's state standardized test). In this huge, 2+ hour time gap, 9th and 10th grade went to study halls. The seniors, me being one of them, had to dress up for a formal occasion... An etiquette lesson. BULL. SHIT.
I wore khakis, and a button-up shirt I wear about once every two weeks, and my regular shoes. Oh, and my Zelda belt. So, I wasn't too formal. Most other guys had a shirt and tie, dress pants, and dress shoes. Oh, I didn't tuck in my shirt, as it would have made me look retarded. So, I was criticized and asked why I didn't go and BUY a suit/blazer. What? BUY a formal get-up for a ONE-TIME school occasion? BULL. SHIT.
And then the lady who was teaching us showed us a slide show from the *crag* 70's. I think times have changed. She told us a bunch of false info that no one uses anymore. BULL. SHIT.
So we finally get our shitty food, kindly prepared by the lunch ladies. What classy meal are we eating this morning? Soggy hash browns, crappy scrambled eggs, a sausage patty as thin as a quarter, and toast as hard as a *crag* rock. I put jam all over the toast and leave. BULL. SHIT.
And then we had to eat with proper manners. Since the toast was too hard to break into individual pieces to butter/jam-up, I had coated the entire piece. The lady made me feel like an idiot, and used me as an example of a "social failure"... on the microphone. To my entire grade. Then she ripped on my clothing again. BULL. -shot-
the food made me sick, and all I did was make fun of the presentation with my friends as it was going on. When that bitch asked if we had any questions, I wanted to ask how a girl on her period could ask for her tampon from across the table to another girl. I didn't ask, as the principal was right behind me. |
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Abstract
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Wow, man. That sounds like it really *crag* sucked.
Schools seem to do that bullshit a lot, though. Especially with formal clothing. It's *crag* stupid. :\ |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:35 pm
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Buying a suit or blazer for a one-time thing is pretty stupid, but calling someone a social failure on a mic in front of everyone is pretty damn rude. IF THAT'S NOT IRONY, NOTHING IS. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:41 pm
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| Captain Gordon wrote: | | Buying a suit or blazer for a one-time thing is pretty stupid, but calling someone a social failure on a mic in front of everyone is pretty damn rude. IF THAT'S NOT IRONY, NOTHING IS. |
I KNOW, RIGHT? |
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bobz
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:45 pm
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i c wut u did thar
But seriously, that sounded like it sucked. You totally should have asked that question if the princaple wasn't there. That would have been *crag* hilarious. 3:|════׀ |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:45 pm
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| Geno wrote: | | Captain Gordon wrote: | | Buying a suit or blazer for a one-time thing is pretty stupid, but calling someone a social failure on a mic in front of everyone is pretty damn rude. IF THAT'S NOT IRONY, NOTHING IS. |
I KNOW, RIGHT? |
What you need to do is write a letter of complaint to the school board saying that you were treated unfairly. And that the ettiquette lesson was useless in the fact that it is outdated and they need to work on improving it.
You could also ask that tampon question. |
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Shadoo Omega
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:52 pm
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AH-HA! HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
But in all seriousness, I would, erm, get someone to do a job on her. Not kidding either. Just a prank. But seriously, I would. Also, you should get her put away while your at it. Use teh magic M Word! >=D I would NOT let ANYONE get away with THAT! |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:56 pm
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: |
AH-HA! HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
But in all seriousness, I would, erm, get someone to do a job on her. Not kidding either. Just a prank. But seriously, I would. Also, you should get her put away while your at it. Use teh magic M Word! >=D I would NOT let ANYONE get away with THAT! |
Well, she's gone now, since it was a 1-day thing.
So I doubt I can do anything at this point. |
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Shadoo Omega
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:58 pm
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| Geno wrote: | | Shadoo Omega wrote: |
AH-HA! HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
But in all seriousness, I would, erm, get someone to do a job on her. Not kidding either. Just a prank. But seriously, I would. Also, you should get her put away while your at it. Use teh magic M Word! >=D I would NOT let ANYONE get away with THAT! |
Well, she's gone now, since it was a 1-day thing.
So I doubt I can do anything at this point. |
I'd find out where she lives. Thats when the fun starts. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:08 pm
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | | Geno wrote: | | Shadoo Omega wrote: |
AH-HA! HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
But in all seriousness, I would, erm, get someone to do a job on her. Not kidding either. Just a prank. But seriously, I would. Also, you should get her put away while your at it. Use teh magic M Word! >=D I would NOT let ANYONE get away with THAT! |
Well, she's gone now, since it was a 1-day thing.
So I doubt I can do anything at this point. |
I'd find out where she lives. Thats when the fun starts. |
I know the town she lives in. She mentioned it at the beginning of the lesson. Hehehehe.
I am SO glad my school doesn't make us dress up. I'd shoot myself if that ever happened. |
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Shadoo Omega
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:25 pm
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| Geno wrote: | I know the town she lives in. She mentioned it at the beginning of the lesson. Hehehehe.
I am SO glad my school doesn't make us dress up. I'd shoot myself if that ever happened. |
I'm confident you can make her wish she had never been born as good as I could. Heh-Heh-Heh. Man, theres not a day that goes by that I don't wish I was in the Mafia. |
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Carpaccio
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One problem, fellow nerr, is that if you were to get a suit or blazer you would not necessarily be wearing it the one time. If you had one, it would look rather dashing, I am sure, if you were to wear it. In fact, I plan to make a variety of fancy or awesome garbs. Clothing no. (#) one is... A hooded cloak! Numero Dos is something I would call... a suit similar to Carpaccio's. You know what? I'm sorry I posted here, I agree that most of this is bull honkey. |
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Bartz Klauser
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:16 pm
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That is pretty stupid. Really. And that toast? That military toast you got there. An entire loaf compressed into a single slice. God, I remember that. If you ate any of it, are you suffering from constipation? |
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RaveRaze
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:33 pm
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God man show some class, speak like a brit for a day bugger |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:35 am
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| Laharl wrote: | | That is pretty stupid. Really. And that toast? That military toast you got there. An entire loaf compressed into a single slice. God, I remember that. If you ate any of it, are you suffering from constipation? |
I'm not gonna lie, I did feel a bit... stuffed in the rear end. D: But I don't think I was constipated.
| RaveRaze wrote: | | God man show some class, speak like a brit for a day bugger |
My friends and I used high-pitched, British accents to make fun of the session. Sooo, I did speak like a Brit: a really obnoxious one. |
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