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[Mona]

You know...it's Mona Pizza. That place where the cool kids chill and eat pizza...as long as you hate Pizza Dinosaur. Pizza Dinosaurs aren't welcome here. >:C

[???]

A boy put several colored rocks on the table.

"I believe this is enough for a large cheese pizza." He said, looking confident in the value of the rocks.

[Mona]

"Umm, sorry. I'm gonna need some cash plx."

[???]

"THESE ARE RARE ARTIFACTS. THESE ARE WORTH A THOUSAND TIMES MORE THAN A PIZZA." He said. He didn't look quite sane.

[Waddle Dedede]

Waddle Dedede waited patiently behind the boy, scanning his beady eyes across the menu.

[Mona]

"Sorry, kid! How could this place possibly run if we took rare, valuable rocks worth billions? Nope! It's cash plx or nothing! You can cash in those rocks, and then use that cash for your pizza, though."

[OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD]

WORT WORT

MASKED JUNGLEBIRDS BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR AND ROB THE CASH REGISTER AT MONA'S PIZZA.

[Admiral Bobbery]

Uh oh, those Jungle birds look quite dangerous, and they are taking the money. Mona! What do we do?

[OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD]

YOU DON'T DO SHIT, THERES LIKE 30 OF THESE FUCKERS AND THERE ALL ARMED. YOU CAN PROBABLY SAVE HALF THE MONEY BY WHORING YOURSELF OUT TO THEM BUT OTHER THAN THAT THERE TAKING YOUR SHIT AWAY

[Mona]

[???]

"OH GOD THEY'RE HERE TO STEAL THE RARE STONES"

[Paper Mario]

Its a me, Mario! Give me some-a pizza, girl

[Kilowog]

I am Ansem; I have come to bathe this pizza parlor in eternal darkness!

[Mona]

-gives Mario some-a pizza-

Cash plx. (:

And if you want to bathe this place in darkness, you'll have to wait until after hours. You know, when it gets dark out? The cleaning supplies are in the back closet.

{{BA-DUM-TISH}}

[Kilowog]

All pizzas shall return to the darkness from which they were born!