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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:38 pm
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My uncle hath killed himself last nigh.
Therefore, I'm going V/LA (Vacation and/or Limited Access) on you all until further notice. |
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That would be your mother
Dino Piranha
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
Posts: 6039
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:40 pm
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Omg dude, I'm so sorry. That's terrible, I hope you and your family are going to be OK. Very sorry for your loss.  |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:51 pm
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Strangely, death doesn't stun me...it's only going to stun me if it's a friend of mine... |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:17 pm
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| Dino Piranha wrote: | | Omg dude, I'm so sorry. That's terrible, I hope you and your family are going to be OK. Very sorry for your loss. |
Translation: I don't give a shit, just don't kill yourself too. Well, ok, nevermind, go ahead. |
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That would be your mother
Dino Piranha
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
Posts: 6039
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:27 pm
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| RageCandyBar wrote: | | Dino Piranha wrote: | | Omg dude, I'm so sorry. That's terrible, I hope you and your family are going to be OK. Very sorry for your loss. |
Translation: I don't give a shit, just don't kill yourself too. Well, ok, nevermind, go ahead. |
How did you know? |
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Yellow Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:21 pm
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| Dino Piranha wrote: | | RageCandyBar wrote: | | Dino Piranha wrote: | | Omg dude, I'm so sorry. That's terrible, I hope you and your family are going to be OK. Very sorry for your loss. |
Translation: I don't give a shit, just don't kill yourself too. Well, ok, nevermind, go ahead. |
How did you know? |
I've been in the posting industry for a long time, kid. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:30 pm
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My best friend's uncle killed himself, too.
According to my friend, it was pretty funny. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 2376
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:09 pm
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Did he drop any good loot?hit that report button as many times as you want faggots |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:34 am
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | | Did he drop any good loot?hit that report button as many times as you want faggots |
Wild UNCLE used EXPLOSION!
It doesn't affect MR. L...
Wild UNCLE fainted!
MR. L gained a boosted 69 EXP points! |
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That would be your mother
Dino Piranha
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
Posts: 6039
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:49 am
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | | Did he drop any good loot?hit that report button as many times as you want faggots |
Hmm. |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:07 pm
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I'm back for now. I'll be gone again until next Tuesday... |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:30 pm
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | | Did he drop any good loot?hit that report button as many times as you want faggots |
Dear Sir, you are neither witty, intelligent, funny, or in fact a productive member of human society. The clothes you wear, the food you eat, the electricity, heat, air, water and other materials you consume are wasted. The raw elements making up your cells are stuck in an unproductive manner; esoecially the organic elements such as carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, sulphur and phosphorus would be better off being manure or a synthetic fertilitzer then facilitating the life of such a pathetic waste of DNA.
Please, do us all a favor and never have children. and if your do, please let hands and minds more capable then yours raise this child. In fact, if I had to compare your level of mental agility and capability to another living being, it would be an insult to vegetables to say you are about as smart as a beet.
Your trolling nothing but the throes of an insignificant, arrogant little pubescent child who desperately wishes to be recognized and therefore hides in the anonymity of the internet just to inflate his meager little ego.
In fact, I apologize for wasting my time and also internet fees and electricity to post this message, since a) your ego and arrogance will most likely block out any advice or other things people who take an actual interest in you (something I would to assert I do not do at all; you're not important enough. I merely speak on behalf of those who'd rather not waste words or thought on you) might and do say and b) even if some last glimmer of decency was still present in you, you'd still be incacable of making even a fracion of a decent human being, so by all means, stay alive and go on, we don't want t oburden whatever existence does or does not come after death with having to deal with you.
TL;DR please die in a fire. Oh, and the joke wasn't even original. Has been done millions of times. Another failure to add to your list.
Yellow Magikoopa - I would have said I expected a sensible response from you, but since this forum has gone bottom up years ago and we're merely toying with its worm-infested corpse I'm beyond caring. Let the suggestion of a reprimand pass through your synapses. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:34 pm
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Must have took you ages to make that reply, eh Zelnor? After that, you're going to go back to your pit to come up with another "intellectual" post, and it'll take you a few more weeks for you to make it. |
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Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:35 pm
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oh hey it's zelnor |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 2376
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:50 pm
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| Zelnor wrote: | | Shadoo Omega wrote: | | Did he drop any good loot?hit that report button as many times as you want faggots |
Dear Sir, you are neither witty, intelligent, funny, or in fact a productive member of human society. The clothes you wear, the food you eat, the electricity, heat, air, water and other materials you consume are wasted. The raw elements making up your cells are stuck in an unproductive manner; esoecially the organic elements such as carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, sulphur and phosphorus would be better off being manure or a synthetic fertilitzer then facilitating the life of such a pathetic waste of DNA.
Please, do us all a favor and never have children. and if your do, please let hands and minds more capable then yours raise this child. In fact, if I had to compare your level of mental agility and capability to another living being, it would be an insult to vegetables to say you are about as smart as a beet.
Your trolling nothing but the throes of an insignificant, arrogant little pubescent child who desperately wishes to be recognized and therefore hides in the anonymity of the internet just to inflate his meager little ego.
In fact, I apologize for wasting my time and also internet fees and electricity to post this message, since a) your ego and arrogance will most likely block out any advice or other things people who take an actual interest in you (something I would to assert I do not do at all; you're not important enough. I merely speak on behalf of those who'd rather not waste words or thought on you) might and do say and b) even if some last glimmer of decency was still present in you, you'd still be incacable of making even a fracion of a decent human being, so by all means, stay alive and go on, we don't want t oburden whatever existence does or does not come after death with having to deal with you.
TL;DR please die in a fire. Oh, and the joke wasn't even original. Has been done millions of times. Another failure to add to your list.
Yellow Magikoopa - I would have said I expected a sensible response from you, but since this forum has gone bottom up years ago and we're merely toying with its worm-infested corpse I'm beyond caring. Let the suggestion of a reprimand pass through your synapses. |
I'm a pollutionist :3 |
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