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[Lord Vaati]

Dreaded Pirate Vaati: Arrrr Me thinks me could use some entertainment been a while since the last time me seen a sword fight arrrr me minions make sure that when me looks at the deck me sees me reflection in it

[Lord Vaati]

Vaati: *appears* so hows the pirate life going brother

Dreaded Pirate Vaati: nothing but smooth sailing me bucko

[Lord Vaati]

Vaati: heres the sword you wanted *gives Dreaded Pirate Vaati the blade*

Dreaded Pirate Vaati: arrrr many thanks me bucko

Vaati and heres the item to give this place a pirate feel *gives Pirate Vaati a music chest*

Pirate Vaati: thanks again me bucko

Vaati: *vanishes*

arrrr he not be a pirate but he be me bucko even if he join some ninjas

[Doo_liss]

I run carelessly onto a docking area in Shytuga clad in jewels and treasure running for my life from angry shy guys.

"You Pirates be worse than bilge rats!" roars the pesky villager.

"You think it wise boy, crossing blades way ah pirate? Yur gettin' yurself intah sumthin' yeh may no wantay get intah." I reply.

"I'll take my chances!" cries the villager. *draws sword*

"Will yeh now? Ah'd hate tay put a black mark on yur list." *draws sword*

We exchange slashes and I finally plunge my sword into his stomache and dropped him off the edge of the dock by kicking him off my blade.

I swig down a bottle of rum and barely keep on my feet.

Several other villagers ran to the dock weilding swords and torches.

"Oh bugger..."

I run while heaving the treasure and spot a boat coming at the edge of the far dock. I run towards it.

[Lord Vaati]

[Doo_liss]

"It be stoppin' fur me scurvy self!"

I peeked behind myself and screamed as I sw hundreds of shy guys behind me catching up.

"I don't be thinkin' they want tae greet meh."

A creature looked down upon me as I leapt onto the nets at the side of the ship as it departed from the port. I threw my treasure onto the deck with an extremely loud clatter.

"Ye saved meh skin there, mate....ye cun huv half ah it if yer wantin'." I called out to no one hoping someone heard me.

[Lord Vaati]

[Doo_liss]

I sat at the edge of the ship, finished the rum and went over to the captain while staggering out of intoxication.

"What am I to do, mate?"

I await a reply from the captain.

[Lord Vaati]

Captain Vaati: set course for the Dark Sea the ship begins to rise from the waters and becomes airborn arrrr now to get back to translating that treasure map we hoisted from the dark depths of the Dark Sea

[Lord Vaati]

[Doo_liss]

"The name be Pirate Guy, short simple an' feared....was...were...er.."

"I really must stop wae the rum, mate...*stagger*"

*hurls rum off edge*

"I'm gonna regret that sometime today...."

[Lord Vaati]

[Doo_liss]

"I see, mate. I'll just go down and do what I do best......load the cannons..."

I staggered down the stairwell to the cannons, no one was around so I decided to start loading up some of the cannons.

[Lord Vaati]

[Doo_liss]

"Well, there be all the canons filled up wae ammo."

*walks up stairwell*

A creature hands me a wooden bucket filled with cold water and a filthy old mop.

"I guess I'll be swabbing there decks, mate?"