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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:50 pm
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Me: Hurry up, men! We're under attack!
X-Naut: Are you sure, sir!?
Me: SURE I'M SURE! An unknown invading menace known as "Squirps."
X-Naut: Alright! I'll rally up some men!
Me: Alrighty, let's DO THIS THING! Ma---------gnus! COME TO ME!
*Hops in Magnus, and searches for the dreaded "Squirps"*
Me: Come out, come out, wherever you- huh? This is the threat?
*Looks at the tiny alien standing before him*
Me: What the... This ain't know threat! YOU! You had me rally up some troops, you lazy X-Naut!
Mr. McLazy McX-Naut: Yeah, I like messin' with ya.
Me: This isn't any threat, this-
*Alarm goes off*
Me: CRUD! We're being attacked for real, now! |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1843
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:45 am
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I sat sleeping in my Champ bedroom.
Suddenly I was woken up by a sharp squeel. I looked around to see that I was in a gigantic echoing computerised facility.
"Is this a dream?"
"No, you are in the MK-174 assault freighter that is already in procedure of destroying the X-Naut starship." cried out a lone toad looking at me.
"So, why am I here?"
"We need you to assault them. We needed a tough fighter, one like yourself to help beat Magnus and perhaps stop the newly built GroDroid."
"Say wha?" I said.
"Just walk out that door and Rawk all of the little dudes with X's on them. Undersatnd that?"
"Oh yeah." |
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Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:30 pm
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| Lord Crump wrote: | Me: Hurry up, men! We're under attack!
X-Naut: Are you sure, sir!?
Me: SURE I'M SURE! An unknown invading menace known as "Squirps."
X-Naut: Alright! I'll rally up some men!
Me: Alrighty, let's DO THIS THING! Ma---------gnus! COME TO ME!
*Hops in Magnus, and searches for the dreaded "Squirps"*
Me: Come out, come out, wherever you- huh? This is the threat?
*Looks at the tiny alien standing before him*
Me: What the... This ain't know threat! YOU! You had me rally up some troops, you lazy X-Naut!
Mr. McLazy McX-Naut: Yeah, I like messin' with ya.
Me: This isn't any threat, this-
*Alarm goes off*
Me: CRUD! We're being attacked for real, now! |
Dark X-Naut: *does an evil laugh that Vaati does* I have been spying on you disguised as one of your men only to see what you are up to and I know what you are up to now *silences the alarm with a dark spell alarm(it breaks the alarm*
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:31 pm
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*punches down door*
*looks down at puny X-Nauts*
"These are them?"
*kicks sending 15 X-Nauts airborne* |
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Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
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HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:33 pm
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Dark X-Naut: *morphs back into Vaati* I enjoy causing chaos |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
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HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:34 pm
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*brings out electric guitar* *beats X-Nauts with it* |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:59 pm
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Me: Buh huh huh! It's time for me to Rawk the Hawk!
Rawk Hawk: Hey, you aren't allowed to say something like that. Only I have the rights to the phrase!
Me: Buh huh huh! Bring it on, then.
*Pulls out fists, ready to brawl* |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1843
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:00 pm
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*curtains close down*
*curtains come back up revealing a grand stage*
Me: I will rawk you punk!
I take my first move as a charging attack, I bound into crump kocking him back. He gets back onto his feet. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:03 pm
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*Looks through the action menu, trying to decide what to use*
Me: I got it!
*Summons a whole bunch of X-Nauts that form into a giant ball, and I run on top of it, trying to squish Rawk Hawk. Rawk Hawk avoids it. Nice!*
Me: Buh-huh? That missed?
*One of the audience members gets upset.*
Spectator: BOO! THIS SHOW STINKS!
*A piece of trash is tossed at Rawk Hawk, knocking him back.* |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1843
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:05 pm
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"You dare mess with the RAWK!?"
"Hold on a sec Crumpy."
I leap into the crowd and grab the offendor.
I leap back onto the stage holding him above my head.
"What are you gonna do with that?"
I throw the audience member at Crump who defends. Nice* 2 damage points off. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:09 pm
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*I scramble to my feet.*
Me: Buh huh huh! Wait until I- Whoa!
*The background falls down, and I avoid getting hit. Rawk Hawk doesn't, and takes a point of damage.*
Me: YEAH! Beat THAT! Who cares if it was all chance, you got hit!
*Rawk Hawk is enraged.*
Rawk Hawk: Time to RAWK!
*The spectators grow excited.*
Overweight Pink Bob-omb: Ooh, these fights always get me all excited.
*Bob-omb's fuse lights* |
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Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:20 pm
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Vaati:(with the audience) *creates a giant die and tosses it at Crump*
*the die falls on Crump the die result is 4 and deals 4 damage to Crump*
[roll=6] |
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| Dice Used: 6 Roll Results: 4. |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1843
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:22 pm
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4 damage!
The background panels hit us causing one damage.
I go over and Rawk punch Lord Crump who almost performed a super guard. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:25 pm
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Me: B-buh... huh-huh. You are a w-worthy opponent... BUH! IT'S MAGNUS TIME, BABEY!
*Summons Magnus Von Grapple, and hops in.*
Me: Prepare to be- huh!?
Overweight Pink Bob-omb: Ooooh, I can't take the excitement anymore! This is an awesome battle!
*Explodes. Three quarters of the audience disappears, and Magnus is rendered immobile*
Me: Darn... dumb Bob-omb. Well, at least I can still move his arms! BRING IT ON, HAWK-BOY! |
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Doo_liss
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:28 pm
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"Feel the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWK!!!!"
I backflip onto the edge of the stage wall and fire off it like a rocket. I smash right into Magnus but recieve 5 recoil damage from such a poerful attack. |
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