[image] WERE BACK LIKE A BAT OUT OF FUCKING HELL GENTLEMEN, MAY THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Rules: 1) There are no rules 2) Actually there are rules, you must follow them 3) Rules 1 and 2 are a lie 4) sfkbngbgfhjbsgfashbgfyushbgfKAGABOOM 5) MODS=FAGS, except Maiq 6) When I mention anything with "Operation" in it, shits going down 7) There is no IGH 8) Don't talk about the IGH 9) The Invisible Goron Master may break rule 8, The Invisible Goron Othermasters may bend rule 8 10) DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR 11) No Animoo faggotry, unless it's Hentai or Cowboy Bebop 12) Bees are irrational at all times 11) Gorons are invisible at all times 13) Not really 376) TIPING ROOLZ IN ORDAR IS STOOPID 14) No drama faggotry 15) No emo faggotry 16) No faggotry 17) We are the New World Order 1 Why do we need all these rules? 19) idunnolol 20) FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA 21) Bartz Klauser is forever a train ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sloopy Ranks: Ranks are listed from Worse to Best, Everything after Invisible Goron is an assigned Union task that one may apply to and depending on qualifications, you will be assigned said rank ------------------------------------------------------------ Bad Case of Autism Autism Wannabe fag Torchslug Experienced Slooper Well-Aquainted Slooper Excellent Slooper Grand Master Sloopy Leever Sloopy Soldier Quartermaster General Sloopy Sloopy Brigader Warlord of Sloopy Lesser Sloopy Sage Elder Sloopy Sage ===> Invisible Goron Irrational Bee JungleBird Seductive Goat Sloopteer from the Land of Old Invisible Goron Elder of Prairie Don
Members ----------- Goron Mask: Invisible Goron Master Hario: Invisible Goron Elder of Prairie Don/Seductive Goat Tyler: Sloopteer from the Land of Old Sync: Invisible Goron Elder of Prairie Don Steve: Sloopteer from the Land of Old Flar3 Luigi: Sloopteer from the Land of Old ToomanyToasters: Sloopteer from the Land of Old Mantis15: Sloopteer from the Land of Old Chin Fish: Invisible Goron Tails Doll: Torchslug Shyguy: That one guy who knows the leader in real life so he's probably really important or something Slim: Invisible Goron Meow Mixer: Invisible Goron ? Block: Invisible Goron Crappy Blue Luigi: Invisible Goron Pfargtl: Invisible Goron supermsn: Leever Nastasia: Torchslug Maiq: MOD=GOD Vid Inferno: Quartermaster General Sloopy Cyber mario: Sloopy Brigader Flavio: Sloopteer from the Land of Old Darkzero: Irrational Bee
TEH BIBLE OF SLOOPY: Old Testament --------------------------- The Sloopy Bible: 1-1 --------------------------- And so, his Sloopiness, this "Goron doth invisible to the naked eye", had been poppin' back a few brews. His Sloopiness, as well as his divine sloopy roomates, David Bowie the wise, and Raptor Jesus the powerful, were poppin' some bags of the grass. Below them, underneath their sacred realm, which those who existed at that time knew simple as "Sloopovia", there lain the Earth, which at that time was pretty much just a big ball of water. His Sloopiness, as well as David Bowie and Raptor Jesus, were playing a round of Brawl one day, when a question among their holy discussion was raised; when they got bored, where would they vent their anger at the MACHIIIIIINE? Yey verily, they gazed upon the ball of water that lay below their realm of Sloopovia. It was vacant, without a shred of life within its ocean. They gazed upon it, and they muttered the holy words: "Hell, why not." And so, the three sloopy figures, their asses glowing with holy power, took their most ancient and mystical artifact, the "Lighter of Sloopovia", and respectively, they put it against all their asses at once. On the count of three, they all let out huge farts, and thus, the Earth became what it had become millions of years ago; The methane gas of David Bowie gave the land its shape, while the fart of Raptor Jesus gave the Earth climates and weather. His Sloopiness's fart, containing pure MAGIC and LSD, gave the Earth its many creatures and plantlife, carving volcanos into the crust, spawning rainforests for miles, and thus, the Earth was born
The Sloopy Bible: 1-2 ------------------------- [image]
One day in the wonderful land off Sloopovia, everyone was wasted high drunk sloopy, however one was so high wasted drunk sloopy he managed to pull off one of the most sloopiest things ever conceived... Here were his words...
"ATTN CITISINZ I WEEL NAO DO TEH SLOOPIEST THINGZ IN TH UBHNIVEDVGHGFBUNIVERSE111"
He then proceeded to damage boosts epona over a fence with 1 piece of cheese while taking pictures of a legendary sloopy buttrfly only found in the pacific ocean if you dance like a retard cause the world to spontaneously combust while eating ice cream with one finger and making pie with your mom while only using a rock and a slice of lettuce when cleaning vomit off the floor with goron mask.
It was a day to remember...Oh and it also killed lotsa people due to cancer.
The Sloopy bible: 2-2 ------------------------- After a while, the sloopovians became bored with earth, and hosted a 9001 year long party involving cows, Brawl, and beer. As it happened, the first humans had children because his sloopiness told them to while he was gone. After that, Adam had a sex change and left to become a whore. Meanwhile, their children had a rivalry. One day the had a 500 month epic battle involving toasters and lotsa spaghetti. At the end, one lived and became king of Bagels and r-ped his mother. Eventually the gods finished their party, and went to see what happened while they left. On their way they saw the new sex changed Adam and therefore crowned her the king of sluts lol.
That sprung an idea. They needed to make the world's first pimp. So, using a condom and a coconut, they made another man who was the lord of pimps.
But then he died.
Sloopy Bible 3-1 ------------------- One day, QWERTYASDFGZXCVB was bored. He held a sloopy meeting of every being in the world. He decided to invent three things: Sports, which needed the first sport. So he invented masturbation, and porn. Then he needed a sport fan. So he created lazy people
Sloopy Bible 4-1 -------------------- One day in the land of Off Topic there was a failure that walked the land, his name was :mr.green: . :mr.green: planned to make Off Topic into a shittascular ferris wheel of phail. But however...the fellow sloopteers Sandslash, MALAK, Goron Mask and many others led by the legendary Sloopcario stood up to this tyrant of suck and attacked him in full assualt with there sloopyness and farts. :mr.green: was hopeless and died of AIDS and Sandslash's sloopy farts. It was a victory well rewarded.
Sloopy Bible 4-2 -------------------- 1nce a pond a tiem dere waz dis partay and sumone sed i r gon tuch ur pee pe. oololololoolololol
Sloopy Bible 5-1 ------------------- once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...
There were 3 sloops named Arson, Twytch, and Hario. They were but poor farm boys living on the barren outstreches of sloopovia, otherwise known as Iraqistanovania. These boys sought to find a better life outside of farmwork, and go down the path to enlightenment. Arson found himself to be a great, strong writer, Hario invented the pinga, and Twytch found his skills in working with Metals, Gears, and many different Solids. With combined efforts, these three founded the very first sloopy church. Arson made many copies of such bible, Twytch made the building, out of many Metals, gears, and solids, and Hario helped spread word, giving many pingas to starving children and teaching the ways of sloopy.
They died in a car accident.
Sloopy Bible 5-2 -------------------
Dr. Robotink was bored one day after being beat by Sonic somehow for the 93868683th time and needed something to do so the blue hedgehog didn't show up and ruin it. When he eventually did come up with an idea he spoke the famous line: "Tommorrow I'll invent the PINGAS!" And he did. It became so famous the IUOS allied with it. Later in the year 1969 Robotink opened the "American/Canidian/Mexican/Russian/Japanense college of PINGAS" and went on to make Pingas Dogs and their many recipes and types, Bratwurst Pingases, Polish Masturbation, Scratch (Also known as E-176 Phartegant), Mastubation, and Bikinis. So kids when you see a PINGAS, it came from Robotink.
Sloopy Bible 6-1 ------------------- One day, the sloopteers got hungry and dined in underwhere. [image]
Sloopy Bible 6-2 ------------------- One day, Larry Koopa was walking his dog and it was attacked by a pokeman and it was super effective. This caused Larry to go emo and to blame Yena for no reason what so ever. People then joined in on it and filled Off Topic with lulz, But then then the lulz grew a vegetable tree that gave everyone AIDS causing the lulz to phail. But however, the Invisible Goron Master grew sick of this faggotery and stuck up for the poor 4 legged yiffer and everyone then began to realize that they were infected with teh AIDS. They then searched for a vaccine and found one in Russia which was orignally in Germany which was stolen from Japan. But eventually everyone was cured and John Freeman was a happy zombie goast. =D
Sloopy Bible 7-1 ------------------- One day this awesome cartoon called Super Mario Bros. Z was made by Lord Alvin-Earthworm. It was so sloopy that everyone watched it. It got up to Episode 5, but Episode 6 was never made. Fags bugged Lord Earthworm for almost a year for it, but then a guy named smbzkiller came in and bugged him so much that he quit. Then the village of Sloopovia became less sloopy...until Sloopcario killed smbzkiller, in the process killing Lord Earthworm as well.
Sloopy Bible 7-2 -------------------- The Invisible Goron Master was bored one day and demanded Raptor Jesus make him DINNAR, Raptor Jesus responded "Only if you seek thine teh sloopy grail". The sloopy son-of-a Goron Mask excepted Raptor Jesus's quest and set out with MALAK, Enigma, CBLuigi, Dark Paratroopa, Hario, Detective Gumshoe and a bunch of other sloopteers. The first stop was Gamealot! The fellow sloopteers took 500 Ilegal U-turns to reach thine sloopy land but they did. Later...Dark Paratroopa became the devil and The sloopy master himself had to pour David Bowie's piss all over him to turn him back to normal. Night fell, and the fellow invisible gorons infiltrated the Goron's fortress only to be confronted by fellow dickface Luigi-Mario. However the real Luigimario A.K.A C.A.T pulled a ak-47 out of his hat and blew him away with a rata-tat-tat. This woke up the Dodongos and caused CBluigi's feet to taste like toast. The fellow sloopteers survived though thanks thanks to Hario turning into Captain Falcon and kicking the dodongo's scaly fire diarehia stained asses. When Morning struck Detective Gumshoe played Dragonforce and Arson smoked a blunt and set out to look for thine grail...
Sloopy Bible 8-1 ------------------- Our fellow sloopteers traveled thine land in search of the sloopy grail, they eventually reached a lake. But this was no ordinary lake, this lake was made of pure, delicious, sloopy, LSD tainted Kool-aid, if one were to fall into this lake they would be corrupted by sloopy and go ape shit bananas. Enigma, breaking the 4th wall by listening to everything I just typed right now, jumped into this lake head first only to emerge as the "Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip". With this huge outrageous amount of sloopyness, he made it rain waffles, /b/tards, Sexay lolicon flavored jello, and ShadowArticuno. This in a good sense, made a bridge to help the adventurers cross the lake.
Sloopy Bible 8-2 ------------------- At last! The fellow sloopteers finally found teh sloopy Grail! But there was one problem however, The grail was out of bounds. So The Invisible Goron Master had to damage boost with epona, a cherry tree, David Bowie's mother, Sloopy boobwiggle man, and a pear named "Fred". IGM eventually reached this grail and he also got his dinnar. WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
Sloopy Bible 9-1 ------------------- One day in Sloopovia, the invisible Goron masters decided to make some awesome sh!t go down. So they invented a magic kidney. The kidney was made of solid gold, ran on pure MAGIC and farts, and filtered liquids at a rate of 9001 mph/69 kph. It was deemed the magic kidney of pure sloopiness. The Goron elders stewn the magic kidney away in some cold desolate shack in the middle of the artic ring of Sloopivia. Then, 9001 years later, MALAK discovered the shack when he was searching for new ways to spam Kirby's moves in Brawl to piss off more people. He ate the kidney and became SUPER AIDS MALAK, then went on a murderous rampage, shooting piss and blood at all those who have wronged him. The invisible Goron masters were furious, and came down to Earth, and in their mighty vestage, lay down the mightiest, sloopiest smackin' EVAR on SUPER AIDS MALAK, who shit out the kidney in pure pain. David Bowie then consumed the golden vestige of the kidney and got ghonerea. He died from a related death.
Sloopy Bible 9-2 -------------------- One day the sloopteers got bored. Then they had an idea. "Let's invent something that would make another creation," said one. So they invented SuperYoshi, who in turn created the sloopiness called Youtube Poop. In turn, he invented Mario, the enclosed instruction book, Luigi, spaghetti, the bagel, Yoshi, Link, dodongos, the King, dinner, Ganon, die, Robotnik, PINGAS, and Volvic. Mario and Luigi combined to create I'D THINK HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL!, the first YTP ever made.
Then everyone died of AIDS.
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On a dark and stormy day, I walked into an inn accompanied by my usual singing Coyote, Blimpo. The barmaid told me they didn't allow animals, so Blimpo tore out her throat and ate her intestines. After fleeing the police, Blimpo and I changed our names to Chico and Chavez, and went to Guatemala. While in Guatemala, we decided we'd rather be in Canada instead and went there. We met a great deal of Guys, Buddies, and Friends who insisted they weren't. Blimpo, of course, tore out their throats.
After fleeing Canada, Blimpo and I bought a small midwestern farmhouse, and lived together in perfect harmony... UNTIL THE ZOMBIE GOASTS! It turns out the farm was build on a 1964 World's Fair Victim's Cemetery, and they wouldn't stop with their fascination with retro nonsense. After meeting a Snake wearing a bandanna, we fought off the Zombie Goasts and sold the farm to someone who knew what the *crag* to do on a farm. We moved instead to Cuba, secretly starting a Totalitarian Dictatorship, until I lost the country to that damn Castro in a drinking contest. After having our balls handed to us by a man with a beard, we all settled in a little place called SOVIET RUSSIA. After living backwards for many years, we turned our asses back around and came back to the States. After wandering and meeting many interestingly stupid people, we all killed the owner of the farm we sold and went back there to hang with some ZOMBIE GOASTS.
While living on the farm, I discovered a hidden talent - I could memorize the lyrics of every Beastie Boys song ever made... ever. Unfortunately, that got old so Blimpo and I (the Bandanna-Wearing Snake ditching us in Philadelphia) settled yet again in the dumpster behind the Arby's. You know, the one that doesn't suck and doesn't have the waitress with the mustache. God, she's creepy.
Anyway, somehow I inherited a fortune from someone I wasn't related to, bought a computer, and began to fap/visit digibutter. And the rest is history...
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It was a peaceful day in the fields of sloopivia, birds sang, peasants danced and Sloopcario used his sloopy aura mediation powers to create pr0n in his head to keep him content. He continued this practice for 4766746 hours intill he loudly spoke "F**K it, I'm going to a bar to get hammered!!". He did just that and there he met speedycat. Speedycat and Sloopcario grew an affection for each other and had a child which today is known as "Sloopy Cat".
Sloopy Bible 11-1 --------------------- Now, this is a story all about how My pen0r got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the king of a town called Sloop-Air
In east Goron City born and raised On Digibutter was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And damage boostin outside of the school When a couple of mods who were up to no good Startin' jailing brotherz in my neighborhood I got in one lil flamewar and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Sloop-Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said sloopy and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab smells like cher But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Sloop-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 9 And I yelled at a hippie 'Yo homes this weed is mine!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the king of Sloop-Air!
Sloopy bible: LOST PAGE ----------------------------- One day Jeff Andonuts decided he liked big hips.
Sloopy Bible 11-2 --------------------- In the land of Sloopiva, all was well, all was sloopy. But one day SHIT WENT DOWN. The land of Sloopiva was gone! The sloopteers, desperate to find where there land was searched for 8367367 hours but still found no trace of it's existence. This saddened the Invisible Goron Master and caused him to cry a river of sloopy creating "TEH RIVER OF SLOOPY". They eventually all relocated to what will become "SloopMountain", a mountain so sloopy that it's rocks were made of hardcore LSD tainted rock candy that tasted like pears in a dryer.
TEH SLOOPY BIBLE: New Testament ------------------------------------------ Sloopy Bible 1-1 ------------------- Once upon of time in SloopMountain, the Invisible Goron Master grew bored and began to eat a bagel. Little did he know this was the Magical Bagel of Mudkips, that causes sloopyness to overfill ones body. The IGM was already overfilled with sloopyness however so this caused him to become corrupted by the power of sloopy, turning him into SUPER AIDS INVISIBLE GORON MASTER. With this outrageous amount of sloopy he turned a volcano into a onion tree and made a Nuke out of a Toothbrush, some cereal, and some pr0n. The corrupted Goron Master then proceeded to bomb Yoshi's Island but was stopped right before he dropped it due to his sloopy levels returning to normal.
Sloopy Bible 1-2 -------------------- Once upon a time Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip decided that he was bored. So he nailed a rat's ass onto Ganondorf's face. Ganondorf got pissed and started talking total waffleshit. It turned out that it wasn't actually total waffleshit, and he was speaking the togue of ypools, the opposite of sloopy. Ypools was a language of total faggotry consisting of turbo booster AIDS and puppy *crag*. The invisible gorons formed together to make ZERG!!!!11!11!1!1 And kicked the shit out of ratass Ganondorf. But then Super Saiyan Turtwig came out of nowhere and merged with the corpse of Ratass Ganondorf to create a monster known as Herpes the Super-Saiyan Meatdragon. Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip then sacrificed his toes to turn into a meteor known only as Kebab. Kebab then called upon the sacred power of Raptor Jesus to shoot lightning-powered faeces balls into Herpes. Herpes then started to bleed and he died. He then landed and bled into a hippy factory.
The powerful mixture of marijuana and piss then created what we now today know as Mountain Dew.
And that's how Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip's toes turned into a meteor lol.
Sloopy Bible 2-1 ------------------- In the land of Digibutter there was a depression. A depression caused from the souls of a bunch of depressed people who were sad for no good reason that was important in anyway at all that matters. But anyways... the sloopteers watched as the bitlands crumbled into a land filled with emos and faggots, it was a sickening sight. But one day the Invisible Goron Master grew sick of this great nerr depression and summoned the "Sloopy Beat Agents". The SBA then proceeded to make people feel better by doing kind things such as, making it rain bananalobsters, making grass taste like chips, and giving out Mudkips to retards. However this was NOT enough to stop the depression, there were still many emo people out there in the bitlands. But instead of trying to make them non emo the Invisible Goron Master summoned Poople. In the past Poople and the Invisible Goron Master fought in an epic jailwar known as "Spamquanzuh" where mods forgot to moderate and instead labered Jamaican Babies. But anywho, Poople kicked the shit out of the emos and made them his bitches in which they'll cut his lawn, since there good at cutting.
Sloopy Bible 2-2 ------------------- Once upon a time on the mountain of "SloopMountain" the fellow sloopteers were bored. Sloopy has become almost everything except music. So they created the metal band "Sloopyforce", that melted the eyes of god and made chickens piss BBQ sauce. They preformed all around the world, spreading the sloop, selling raw bacon, and making people shit orange juice and toasters all around the universe! But then...a gangsta B-popping-hip-pippity-home-G-slice-funkbitch named Chad Warden showed up wit his GAYUMZ and his PEE ESS TRIPLE, and started CAPPING BICTHES. Sloopyforce then responded to this by playing every metal song that didn't suck ass in 0.69 seconds causing Chad Warden to explode into a thousand pieces of chicken wings and ketchup. Afterwards the band dined at Sloopy's and all was joyful! =D
Sloopy Bible 3-1 ------------------- One day the "SloopMountain" residents got cable and saw Orson and his green peaness
Sloopy Bible 3-2 -------------------- One day a goron *crag* a cat and it had an child, and it looked like this... [image]
Sloopy Bible 4-1 ------------------- Once upon of time in some land called AJBFABFKHBAKF, there was a Unicorn named BOB THE MONKEY BENIS. Unlike other monkey benis's BOB preferred the air, this pissed off his fellow monkey benis comrades and caused them to banish him to far away lands that smelt like apple farts and Carrot piss. BOB was saddened by his banishednessed but still preferred the air anyways since Falco is the most awesomnest things since the BARREL ROLL and Sam Maxwell's penis being cut off. Anywho, he finally collapsed and died due to AIDS. What many wise sloopy researchers don't know is that this monkey benis actually died on "SloopMountain". He was found 2 days later there By Ultimario, Pfargtl, and Rasto. From there the 3 sloopteers laughed at his corpse and pissed on it causing even more lulz.
Sloopy Bible 4-2 ------------------- In teh landz of the Americanio, the United States of America needed a new president, a president that didn't phail like bush and one that wasn't some creepy chick person thing. But then, a light parted the shadows of epic phail and AIDS and revealed an image. This image was Brak Obama. Brak promised the Americanio that he would make mudkipz rain from the sky, fix b0rked images, and give free pr0nz and hentai to all! He also delivered his famous and sloopy speech "I have teh dream" in which he touched the lives and hearts of many sloopy people with his words of how he dreamnt a world where all was sloopy, prospering, and flat down fecking awesome.
Sloopy Bible 5-1 -------------------- One grave evening, the Sloopters were eating some donkey dick impaled on the worlds biggest switchblade called Carl. When suddenly, a chunk of compressed *crag* fell from the sky. It was known as The Sloopovian Rockk, and later on in that day, a crack team of astronomers on crack found that it was the sun. Since the sun was actually a giant ball of *crag* fire *crag* on *crag* LSD roasted in a *crag* toaster, the sloopters pissed on it. This was a grave mistake, This angered Ratass Ganondorf, who was watching them all from hell after just being *crag* moonshined there a week ago by Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip's toes.
Ratass Ganondorf made the worst plan ever, it was so bad that everybody in a 9001 mile radius spontaneously contracted Super Turbo AIDS and died in 0.0000000000000000666 US Seconds. So he caried out the plan, summoning everything unsloopy in the universe.
George Bush, Hyper Super Saiyan AIDS Jesus, Hyper Super Saiyan HIV God, Apple *crag*, MAN BABIES, The unholy Puppy-Rapists of Ypools, and Your Mom's Vagina's Evil AIDS Infected twin brother.
The threat was amassing, so the Invisible Gorons all made up a plan so sexy and awesome that it brought a kitten back to life before it had even died, it cured everybody with cancer and resurrected everybody that died from it, it made a piece of the universe asplode and even made Chuck Norris cry.
The Sloopters all took turns pissing on The Sloopovian Rockk, imbuing it with enough sloopy and rabbit sperm to power a spaceship with a solar powered jetskii mudkip waterballoon lightspeed engine made of toothpicks for 99999999999991 years. They threw a piece of the rock at the Most Unsloopy d00ds ever and it blew their f*cking heads off and stole their combined virginity, making thm piss their pants and melt for no apparent reason.
And to this day, The sloopovian Rock still stands, now known as The Stone of Infinite Hangovers.
Sloopy Bible 5-1 -------------------- One sloopy evening, A couple of sloopteers, Enigma, CFH and the Invisible Goron Master were all hanging out in Canada and stuff, throwing bacon at retarded childeren, bombing shitty cars and blaming them it Yena, and drowning mooses in swimming pools. But eventually CFH got hungray and demanded some Mcdonalds or he'd touch Mikuru in a way that makes her feel happy. The Invisible Goron Master knowing that this would cause MALAK to get pissed off and transform into SUPER AIDS MALAK again he summoned the batmobile and drived to America. During the ride they ran over 9001 african americans for no reason causing the gangstas to summon Soulja Boi. Enigma however defeated Soulja Boi with his SUPER UBER CAPSLOCK MUDKIP POWERZ and made it to Mcdonalds. All seemed well but then a wild Ronald Mcdonald appeared and ate a person's mother. CFH did eventually get his Friez though so all went well.
Sloopy Bible 5-2 ------------------- Once upon a time the writer got lazy and gave everyone a ARNOLD [image] [image]
Sloopy Bible 6-1 -------------------- On a boring summer day on SloopMountain, there was a person who luvd teh bukkit. This person loved teh bukkit so much dat he made sure nobudy took teh bukkit. But den, sumone tried to tak teh bukkit and teh bukkit yelled "kill dem" an so teh bukkit lover killed dat person an his affection for teh bukkit grew. He fell in luv wit teh bukkit, he stuk his PINGAS in teh bukkit and cam in teh bukkit, he tuld teh bukkit bed tiem storiez, and he gav teh bukkit popcorn and much bukkit luv was insued. But one day, teh bukkit got full of seemen an teh bukkit killed teh bukkit lover in 2 teh pit of d00m wile screamig, "SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAAA1111"
Sloopy Bible 6-2 -------------------- Last Thursday King Harkinian was writing a blog about an ice cream truck. It was a sloopy ice cream truck. The sloopy ice cream truck was so sloopy, it gave King Harkinian and MALAK sloopy free ice creams. Then MALAK was being a sloopy pimp and *crag* a unicorn up the anus and came 9001 times causing the unicorn to transform into Bug Bunny who said "shbfsbfhbshf" causing a paradox CAPSLOCK DESU CAPSLOCK monster to come from the mist of ypools pissing off the Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip and the Invisible Goron Master causing them to have to use fusion creating the ultimate super warrior INVISIBLEFATALBERTASPLODINGMUDKIPGORONMASTER which made Thursday turn into a Tuesday but nobody was wearing there raincoat so everyone was raepd up the ass by Zombie Tay Zonday and his chocolate rain.
Sloopy Bible 7-1 -------------------- One time, the Invisible Goron Master was extremely high. So he cloned himself, named it "yoshiface12" and *cragged* it. yoshiface12 did not have high enough sloopy levels and got AIDS. He then went emo, had 15 babies, was crucified, died, was buried in camel shit, descended into Youtube Poop Hell, and came back to life 3 days later. He then went goth, had 17 babies, was whacked in the head repeateadly with the Sloopy Bible until he died, was buried in llama shit, descended into Politician Hell, and came back to life 4 days later. He then commited suicide, ascended into heaven, and annoyed the shit out of God, Chuck Norris, and other holy beings until they banished him to Digibutter Prison forever. He eventually got out by eating the bars, but he got killed by an ant on the way out.
Sloopy Bible 7-2 -------------------- one time thar wuz dis gai and funky kong *cragged* him up the ass. then dis gai and funky kong beCUMed secret <3ers and then they got eated by a sloopy panda bear called sddkgdsjfsf so then they got aids and died.
Sloopy Bible 8-1 ------------------- One day the Invisible Goron Master decided to crash his home planet, Slooporius, into Earth. Then the Earth became so sloopy that it was out of control. People began making bagels out of cameras and paper, and thought everyone they saw was Mama Luigi. Then two guys named ^THGU^TGTUG&(()*) and 3333333337jHH*( came in and spread AIDS throughout the Earth. Then everyone gave each other SLOOPIEST SMAKS EVAR and made nukes out of boxes and shit and dropped them on Yoshi's Island. The Invisible Goron Master corrected this problem by pissing on a rock, and everyone returned to their normal sloopy levels. ^THGU^TGTUG&(()*) and 3333333337jHH*( were executed the next day by having 9001 sloopy kidneys shoved up their asses, causing a sloopy explosion of epic proportions. Today this day is known as Spamquanzuh day.
Sloopy Bible 8-2 -------------------
Once upon a time had a shitty . He would look under 's glasses, and throw them at . would be and would be and would be . So he did it. However, 's eyes were so sexy that ejaculated so hard that every smiley in existance died from the flood of sperm. Except for , , , , and , they live on to this day in sloopy glory. Oh, and lived too, but nobody gives a shit about him 'cuz he phales. However, in an alternate universe, 5 people gave a shit, and used this shit to create a shitty machine made of shit that would fill both dimensions with pure AIDS and epic phailure. And shit. However, he tripped and landed face-first into the shit, and some got into his mouth. He then realized how good it tasted, so he ate his machine. He then went to find more shit to eat. His search eventually brought him to McDonalds, and he got caught eating shit. He was never seen again. And then all the smileys came back to life lolwut.
Sloopy Bible 9-1 ------------------- One day, was bored. So he made the whole universe am going to die. However, he was stopped by Mama Mario, who then went to rescue Princess Toadstool from King Koopa's Neon Disco Hotel Mushroom Kingdom World Party Universe for the 69th time. So he grabbed a PINGAS and blasted off at high speed while hopping over some shit without using Epona. But he failed to do a barrel roll and as such ended up in that place with the stuff, where that one guy did that thing that was something-ish. Later, Princess Toadstool kicked the shit out of King Koopa. She ate the shit and then did something completely sloopy and disgusting which saved Mama Mario's life however left him mentally scarred for life. Then, Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi, and Giygas Luigi entered Mama Mario's mind in an attempt to save his sanity. But Giygas Luigi messed up and made Mama Mario's sanity shittier than ever. So Gay Luigi said "You're fired". Giygas Luigi then said "SHIT UP DUCKFACE!!!!!!" and used an inexplicable attack. But Mama Luigi had a Benjamin Franklin badge which reflected it and Giygas took OVER 9000!!!! points of mortal damage and died. Mama Mario was so insane at that point that they had to dump his body in a lake. All of the fish died with great force because Mama Mario started farting like no tomorrow. And there was no tomorrow, because the next day became yesterday.
Sloopy Bible 10-1/napkin --------------------- Once upon a time, Dr Robotnik wondered, "How can I see when there is no light in the sky? I am sick of using those stupid candles!" But just then, Dr.Robotnik had an idea. A light bulb appeared over his head but exploded seconds later. He decided that he was going to be the light. "Dr.Robotnik, are you SUUREE about this?" asked Grounder, Robotnik's loyal assistant. "Not to worry Grounder, when I become a star, nobody will be left in the darkness again! Dr Robotnik stepped up the staircase to space. He knew he would never be on Earth ever again. He knew his old friends would have to phone call him from that day foward. He knew that if he became a star, that he would be the fattest living thing alive. It didn't matter. Robotnik knew the task was his. At the top of space, Robotnik drank a whole gallon of Coke and a pound of Mentos, and became the Sun. But he got bored and went to Earth, but somehow, the sun was still there.
Sloopy Bible 10-2 --------------------- One day on a MUN-DEH, MALAK slammed his hammer into the VAGOO of King Harikan and demanded an explosion, Harikan however refused to make an explosion due to her to busy attempting to lick Harry Potter's PINGAS. MALAK grew angry and made her eat bobms forever causing an explosion making MALAK happeh Zombie Goast solider epona leever burger. 37325765 seconds later Fox and Wolf met up on Planet Sloopy and pissed on each other causing the Invisible Goron Master to awake and send Sloopy Cat to kick there asses and retrieve Falco's bread. But on Sloopy Cats way to due this he encountered a Slowpoke and gave Sloopy Cat AIDS. All was almost lost for Sloopy Cat but Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip appeared from the mist and murdered Slowpoke with his EXPLOSIVE RAINBOW CAPSLOCK HAND GRENADES. Sloopy Cat thanked the kickass mudkip with the power level of ovar 9000 and went off to accomplish his mission, 0.77 seconds later Sloopy Cat accomplished his mission for the Invisible Goron Master and received the "Damage Boostin epona leever mudkip buttsecks superslide reward".
Sloopy Bible 11-1 --------------------- On the day of When's day, there was a beggar. This beggar was named Frozenwinters...she begged for 40 bags of McDonalds for 13 hours intill the Invisible Goron Master slapped her with a rubber fish and told her to collect the Wario Coins and only then will she get her 40 pounds of Mickey DEEZ. She nodded and set off on her quest. When she did finally return however, bacon imersed her body and she bacame The Juggarnaut and ate an entire population of polish babies. Afterwards she was ran over by Baby Daisy and was buried with her 40 pounds of McDonalds. Much lolz insued on SloopMountain and that was how the echo was created. =D
Sloopy Bible 11-2 --------------------- On a rather boring day on SloopMountain, the fellow sloopteers sat in a cave and smoked a bong, it was a sloopy bong. And during this druggyness the sloopteers were leik "LOL WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT ARSON DUDE PERSON THING-A-MA-JIG" And then Hario was leik "LOL HE WENT DOWN THE YELLOW BRIK ROAD!" and everyone else was leik "LOL LETS GO FIEND HIM SO HE CAN DO SOME SLOOPY SHITZ" and so the fellow sloopteers went down the yellow brik road and found Arson burning sum shitz, and everyone was leik "LOL HAY ARSON WAZZUP?!?" and Arson was leik "LOL NOTHING BRAW, IMMA JUST BURNING SUM SHITZ" and much randomness insued intill Ludwig and Flar3 Luigi *crag* a chicken in its *crag*.
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Sloopy Bible 12-2 -------------------- ONCE UPON OF TIME 9001 KABAJILLION YEARS AGO SEXUAL HARASSMENT WOLF AND YENA WERE AT A BAR AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT WOLF MASHED YENA WIF HIS PEN0R AND CREATED THE RETARDED POKEMON KID ON HEROINE
Sloopy Bible 13-1 -------------------- On a rainy Tuesday, A cheemo squirtile decided to do a barrel roll and crashed into a giant mudkip tree that was filled with turtwigs. He was knocked out for several hours and was repeatedly fed Sloopy Candy intill he awaken. But when he was awoke he was no longer a squirtile but a SLOOPY PIMPING BLASTOISE WITH GATLING GUNS AND A PIMPING HAT. With this new obtained amount of sloop, he decided to *crag* 9001 unicorns with one hand across the universe on a surfboard while singing DragonForce and smoking LSD tainted Sloopy concentrated weed. The Invisible Goron Master impressed with this slooptastic deed named him Susej.
Sloopy Bible 13-2 --------------------- One time last Thursday, A mentally retarded kid was eating a lovely piece of cake. But everytime the kid took a bite out of the cake the cake would scream "OH MY GOD!!!! THE PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, OH GOD WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY, WHY DAMN IT WHYYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU EAT ME, JESUS *crag* CHRIST THE PAIN!!!!11 BAAAAAAAWWWW!!!". This blasphemy and confusion angered many many sloopteers, there complaint was "The cake is to loud, tell it to STFU and quit whining like a little bitch". But the boy was to damn stupid to understand what they were saying so the misery and annoying demise of a tortured piece of cake continued on for about a day or to intill the Invisible Goron Master grew sick of the complaints and summoned Susej to take care of this boy and his whiney little bitchy cake. So Susej went to this cockmonggling retards house and annihilated him with his Rocket Chainsaw Gatling Guns and took the cake away from him. This poor cake then requested Susej to put him out of his misery in which Susej agreed and proceeded to smash it into the ground with his foot.
Sloopy Bible 14-1 -------------------- Once upon a time...SHIT HAPPENED
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Sloopy Bible 15-1 --------------------- On Friday the 13th Sloopcario, Hario, Pfargtl, Ph1r3 Mario, Rasto, Enigma, Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip and the Invisible Goron Master set out on a dangerous quest to infiltrate Petey's castle, defeat him, and set him up the bomb. When the sloopteers arrived at his AID riddened castle, F.A.A.M and Sloopcario WATERED the castle down as the other Sloopteers began to infiltrate. Once everyone was inside Petey jumped out of a ypools box and began to rapidly shoot explosive diarrhea vomit at our warriors, but however Ph1r3 Mario did the Invisible Goron Master Happy dance, causing the AID infessed Piranha to fall into a deep sloopy like trance. Even though this gave the sloopteers a major advantage Petey's AIDS level was still over 9000....something had to be done.
Sloopy Bible 15-2 --------------------- The sloopteers thought for awhile on how they could lower Petey's AIDS level down, they tried many many things intill eventually found out the only way to end Petey's AID epidemic was to have everyone in the entire universe rub there sexy parts on a fine well polished peice of pizza. After 82572956278456278 1/2 hours of pizza penis mashing Petey exploded in an orgasmic ypoolish explosion of EPIC PHAIL, CANCER, and AIDS. Now there was one thing left to do...set him up the bomb.
Sloopy Bible 15-3 --------------------- Now the only bomb they brought to blow up the dayum place was a "bobm". With the power of this uber super omega sloopy bomb they could blow up the enitre castle and then some. All they needed to do was to set the *crag* up. The Invisible Goron Master summoned Rasto to take care of this task but sent Hario with him to make sure nothing in the piranha's infesseded lair would infect him with AIDS and bullshit shenanigans. They both traveled to the deepest parts in the basement which smelt leik frts, rotten banana cheese, and lime covered skeet. When they eventually reached there destination that said "INSERT BOBM HERE LULZ". They set him up the bobm and then they got the *crag* out of there as the castle went KABOOM and killed many many people. No sloopteers were hurt from this however...since they all had been blessed with miracle sloopy water.
Sloopy Bible 16-1 -------------------- One somewhat tuesday, A gorrilla ran out of a rainforest carrying an axe with a duck *crag* him with a giagantic boner screaming "DUCK IN MY ASS!!!" The destressed Gorrilla ran through the plains for hours, yelling the same thing over and over agian, "DUCK IN MY ASS!!!!, DUCK IN MY ASS!!!". But eventually he ran into the one dolphin guy from Aerowings 2 which repeatindly stabbed the gorrillia with a bannaphone intill he died from ghonerea. Even after the gorrillia's death however the duck still *cragged* the corpse woth his iron PINGAS. 13 days later Ph1r3 Mario found the duck dead in it's arsehole. Ph1r3 got overly excited and smoked the duck while fapping to some videos on redtube.
Sloopy Bible 17-1 --------------------- One day, Aku told some very sexy bedtime stories to a lot of children.
They were all promptly scarred for life.
Sloopy Bible 17-2 --------------------- One day on a Rensday the Invisible Goron Master was sitting in a Penis tree trying to figure out how he can expand past the great almighty nerr's rule barrier, he wanted to do something special for the Invisible Gorons but didn't know what to do, he sat in that tree for 9001 hours 666 minutes and 42 seconds before he came up with perhaps the greatest Idea he thought of in a looooooooooong time. He was going to create a hideout. He spent 23 days making this hideout, making it invicible and inpenatrateable. After it was finished he invited all the Invisible Gorons he trusted into his foresaken hideout. Here they would learn of shit that has never been heard by any sloopivian, destroy there enemies without having to worry about the great franis b&ing them, act sloopy, and fap. It's rumored the only way to get in is to become an Invisible Goron and have acceptable trust from the Invisible Goron Master
Sloopy Bible 18-1 --------------------- ONE DAY ON A FURSDAY MALAK DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING SLOOPIER THAN THE MOST SLOOPIST THING EVAR, HE DUMPED NOTHING BUT ADOBE IN NAIROBI MAKING ADOBE BE IN NAIROBI OR HOWEVER THE F-CK YOU SPELL THAT CAUSING A PARADOX CREATING VARIOUS EARTHQUAKES AROUND THE WORLD FLOODING TEXAS WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS AND RIDDING CANADA OF ITS BACON SPROUTING 80 MILLION 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS TO RISE FROM THE GROUND CREATING THE HUGEST BANK IN THE WORLD AND MAKING WALMART GO OUT OF BUSINESS THEREFORE ENDING WORLD HUNGER MAKING A CHICKEN IMPLODE OF SH-T AND SUMMONING VARIOUS CANS OF GODLY BEERS TO RULE THE WORLD
Sloopy Bible 18-2 --------------------- THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY UP FLIPPED DOWN RIGHT SIDE UP NOW LET ME HAVE YOU STAND RIGHT THERE AND HOW I BECAME A MAN NAMED "FFHGFHS" IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE BORN AND GROWN I SAT THERE AS TEH SEAGULLS FLOWN, KACHILLING, KERELAXING, SLOOPING ALL KOOL LIKE A FAT KID IN TRYING TO SWIM IN A SWIIMING POOL BUT DEN A COUPLE OF DOGGS WERE UP 2 NO GUD, STARTED MAKING HOTDOGS AND CHOPPING WOOD I GOT IN ONE LIL' KUNG FU BATTLE AND MY CAR GOT SCARED AND SAD "UR GOING TO IDAHO WITH A SACK OF POTATOES" AND WHEN A CAT CAME NEAR AND DRANK SUM BEER AND WAS LIEK "GOTTA GIVE ME SUM CHANGE DOGG" DEN I NEW I WAS FINARLY DER AT MY HOME FFHGFHS!!!11
Sloopy Bible 19-1 --------------------- Once upon a time in a town called Fgfugytyt some boy named Retardo Marcado created the most unsloopy thing in history. It was called Shit on a Shingle and was the most unsloopy ypools food in existance. Retartdo tasted his new food and was liek "OMG HGJGGGGUGHUIY&YB THIS IS GOOD!" Today it is abbreviated SOS and is eaten by the most unsloopy people in the world such as George W. Bush.
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Sloopy Bible 20=1 ---------------------- During a rather peaceful time on the mountain of SloopMountain many young roamed the land in peace and sloop intill one day a meteor filled with AIDS and GAYLORDISM stroke the mountain like a man fapping his pingas like a nuke blowing up some place in Japan, many many turned into s and the ones that didn't became retarded and horny. These mentally ill with boners had sweet hideous intercourse with the s and created babies who had a terrible AID riddened faggot like phail disease known as "Autism". One perticular who *crag* a created a child so unholy and had so much Autism he spread aids all across the land of Sloopy and caused a horrible horrible plague. His name was S-kill. All of sloopy was almost lost intill the sloopteers rose up against this crisis and fought the s in a long epic battle known as "The Autism battle of hgfhgfg". This was a tough battle, the leader of the s was lead by the bastrized child who started this horrible war against all that was sloopy. But in the end of course, sloopy rose up among the faggotery and vanquished the s and the babys who had autism and the one evil ypools infected child who almost ended The great sloopy Kingdom. Afterwards peace and sloop returned to the way things were before.
Sloopy Bible 20-2 --------------------- One day on the Digiasser some randum sloopy shit went down. Franis brought back nametags damnit and everyone changed there ID's and spread much chaos, sloop, and a tad bit of phail to the land that was Digitalbuttery. The Invisible Goron Master transformed into the legendary Rapist Sexual Harassment Wolf and raeped a young skool gurl, afterwords he changed to Sloopy King Zant and ran around naked outside of Wal-Mart pissing on AID infested children making them filled with . One of these children were Petey Piranha resurected from hell from the land of ypools, his transformation was amazing because of this he became Mr. Sloopy...But unfournatley there could only be one and so he resorted to becoming Count bleck but then he got bored of that and became Baby Bowser and then the invisible people bitched at Petey and made him change his name back to Petey.But Petey could never stay as one name ever so he ate the head off of a and became Sloopy Piranha. But those two weren't the only one who were affected by nametags damnit! Rasto became To Many Toasters and toasted Mama Luigi's Spaghetti, Ludwig became some random name or some shit like that. MALAK became Mario and finnally the great Chaos Dimentio was posioned by Kool-aid infected with and he became Sloopy Dimentio. Many others changed there name but nobody really cared about them anyways. olo
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Sloopy Bible 1-1 -------------------- 1 DAY A MAN NAMED SBHSBSHF DECIDED 2 MAKE THE MOST UNSLOOPY ORGANIZATION KNOWN TO MAN, IT WAS CALLED PETA. PETA SUED RANDOM PEOPLE FOR USING ANIMALS IN THERE RECIPES WHEN IT WAS REALLY PROCESSED MEAT, AND MAKE ANIMALS FULLY FREE. THE SLOOPS HAVE DECIDED TO GO TO WAR AGAINST THIS EVIL ORGANIZATION...
Sloopy Bible 1-2 -------------------- 3:00AM in a place the evil retarded organization PETA released a pocheeyna named Yena into the great plains in Africa, but then Pfargtl pulled an banana out of his hat and was like "WUT U DO MOTHAFRUCKA, I KILL YO FAMILEZZZZZZZZZZZ" and elimated everyone there with the banana and proceeded to shove it up a Rhino's ass. 3 weeks later PETA was attacked and raeped by giant horny muntant monkeys which were led by Petey/lethal.Jr. PETA suffered many attacks from those that were sloopy, SBHSBSHF sat in his giant bowl of salad somewhere in an allyway with a book made of shit in his hands making cat meows and dog barks..the book of shit began to glow, he was summoning an unsloopy soul from ypools.
Sloopy Bible 1-3 -------------------- This soul that was released was known as "Ypoolshiloh" and happened to be a furry that loved going on Neopets forums and fapping off to peoples pets on facebook. With a point of his paw he yelled "FURRIES RISE FROM YOUR SALADS AND TAKE BACK THIS LAND FOR THE WILD" And from there Furries attacked all that was human and sloopy, many many people were raeped in there eye sockets, ears, assses, vagoos, mouths and even there wounds! The Inivisible Goron Master had to do something drastic, or the whole universe was going to become a fur *crag* place that sucked lotsa and lotsa of cock. So the Invisible Goron went deep into the caves of SloopMountain and retrieved the legendary nuke known as the "HOLY BOBM". With this nuke, he bombed everything PETA and everything Furrie and ended there faggotery once and for all! Even though many people died because of the nuke nothing was lost.
Sloopy Bible 2-1 ------------------- One day shit got real, shit got soooooooo real that that 's turned into greasers from the 80's and the sloopteers turned into dirty pirates. Shit was so real that ypools became a pool company and Jesus wore sunglasses and was leik "WAZZUP PEOPLEZ SUCK MY COK OLOLOLOL". But the thing the got the most realest was Poople, Poople became some guy named Jeff something something and made all shit become real and buy PEE ESS TRIPPLEZ or they'd be fed to the great water god Dewdong while being *crag* up the ass by seesaws. Shit was so real that it sucked, so to end this blahsemy the dirty pirates that were once sloopteers fapped off to some hentai, smoked cocaine, and watched Deathnote along with a few other non shitty animes for 9001 hours itill shit became no longer real and everything was the way it was aspose to be.
Sloopy Bible 2-2 -------------------- On a dark day everything was dark, Blind people were blind deaf people were deaf and everything was dead. So the Invisible Goron Master did everything a favor and gave it what many people would consider to be "LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!11". This light shined upon the darkness and made deaf people still deaf, blind people still blind, and everything that was dead was still dead, but hey there was light, can't go wrong with that.
Sloopy Bible 3-1 ------------------- Once a upon of time a great scientist named "FFFFFFFFF" set out to do what is perhaps the most retardest thing evar. He was gonna de-lie a cake. FFFFFFFFF spent 753y67575 minutes per second transferring lies such as "AELIENS R NOT REAL" to true things such as "YPOOLS CAUSED 9/11, WW2, WW1, AND THE CIVIL WAR" The result was what many people on the interwebz call "Delicious Cake". Delicious cake gave things to people that a regular cake can't such as The Truth, Lolipops, Freshly drawn Hentai, male enhancement, and 's. Delicious cake also was an epic cure for the cancer, AIDS, and massive amount of epic fail that the sloopteers fought on a daily base. "FFFFFFFFF" h4h454h5 seconds per hour later won a reward for his wonderful invention and was supplied a government supply of weed and hookers for the rest of his days.
Sloopy Bible 3-2 -------------------- THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED GOLD WEEGEE, WHO WAS KING OF THE SLOOPERS. HE HAD BITCHES, HOES, AND SLUTS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
BEFORE THEY HUNG HIM FROM THE GALLOWS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
"0/0 = OH SHIT"
then da wurld a sploededed
Sloopy Bible 4-1 -------------------- ONE DAY MORSHU'S GREATX42 GRANDFATHER, WHO LOVED TO MAKE SHIT MOVE INEXPLICABLY, AND HARDEN PEOPLE WITH FIRE
HE ONE DAY COMBINED THE BOMB AND BOB-OMB INTO AN EPIC PWNING DEVICE, AND ACIDDENTALLY SET ONE OFF RIGHT IN HIS PINGAS
HIS CREATIONS WERE THEN KNOWN AS BOBMS
Sloopy Bible 4-2 -------------------- Orignally bobms were going to be called bobs but then Dick Cumshoe/Mantits15 screamed at Morshu's 42nd grandfather 'FFHGFHGHFGHANMETHEMBOBMSAJJAAJAJ" and so the bobm was named bobm.
Sloopy Bible 4-3 -------------------- One day on a Frydeh The Invisible Goron Master inserted his penis into a bobm and then came 9001 times creating the ultimate bomb life form known as the Invisible Bobm Master. The Invisible Bobm master was just really a bobm clone of the Invisible Goron Master and was just as sloopy. Together they ridded the world of Canabalistic Penguins, pissed on sheep, and slaughtered a yoopls team of special fail forces. All twas well. but then one day The Invisible bobm Master betrayed the invisible Goron Master by raeping him and making a army of Invisble bobms. But due to logical retardedness and unexpected Jinjos the Invisible Goron Master wrote his name in the deathnote.
Sloopy Bible 5-1 ------------------- A legendary secret lies upon thou sloopmountain, you see...not all of Sloopivia was lost during the great tradgey, only one thing remained, The Bunkers, The Bunkers of Sloopiva! They were created at the end of time in the begining yesterday 5jj5 milliniums ago. The inspiration of Sloopiva's Bunkers was the bunker level from Goldeneye 64, hell it was the same thing even! These bunkers however lied underground below the city of Sloopiva. Now in current recent sloopyolgy times they can be reached by going through SloopMountain Caves to Sloopmountain Caverns to a a door that tasted like Ice cream but was made of Golden 's.
Sloopy Bible 5-2 ------------------- One day...
Francis wrote:
Tyler wrote:
But I'm not a pussy so I'm barely affected emotion-wise.
maybe that's why she broke up with you
Francis used
Sloopy Bible 6-1 -------------------- ONE DAI was walkin around like an arrogant wishy-washy jackass when he ran into . They stared at each other for a while until 's mouth slowly opened into . The city block was soon asploded.
Nearby was walking, he crossed the path of . thought was being a smart ass with his damn face. And thought the same of . An epic ninja-samurai-judo-parkour- battle soon followed, it was epic shit I tell you. Spectators soon gathered, when the battle got very vulgar stepped in and slowly raised the benhammer above his head, when the shadow of the hammer covered the two idiots, the soon straightened up and tried to imitate a very neutral guy. Then came walking up, and he brought all that damn trouble that always follows him around with him, so one super old guy was all like, and shit went down. Then turrets man got involved and it was crazy outacontrolstoof. THEN THE MUDKIPS SHOWED UP AND EVERYONE BEGAN A JOLLY MERRY DANCE TO THE TUNE OF "MY FAIR LADY" AND THEN PEACE AND CRAP ENSUED THE LAND FOR A REAL LONG TIME. 3/4 the way through this jolly merry celebration got really bored so he swung the benhammer which made everyone fly up into the sky, most came flying back down to dai, but one or three decided to stay up there, saying quote: "I'm sick of damn gravity weighing me down". Gravity, in response, yelled at the fools asking them "What the hell they thought they were doing up there."
Then they noticed a flying spork and that ended the shit.
Sloopy Bible 6-2 ------------------- A great war was upon us, a war against the media. The media was tooken over by the new leader of ypools, Shrowser...many thought Shrowser was sloopy but apparently he was butthurt spy who wanted to turn SloopMountain into the next White House. He almost suceeded in doing it to but then all the sloopteers and a few non sloopteers created a spirit bobm and damned him to ypools, he swore his return and the destruction of all that was sloopy. Even still today the sloopteers stand ready for his return, but when he returns...someones getting a batmobile shoved up there ass one way or another.
Sloopy Bible 7-1 -------------------- One day, a powerful object, known as the Chaos Heart, had his reign cast upon the planet. He had kidnapped a nurse and a senior citizen, and hoped to use the two as his tools for destroying the evils of humanity and greed, to rid the world of pollution and despair. Sadly, Sloopyness was in mistakenly in the category of evil, for it's assistance of Dr.Robotnik and his region. Wars started. Plants and animals that once flourished were destroyed in the bonfires and reality warpings that followed...The world became a land of chaos which greatly pleased the Chaos Heart...but then the Invisible Goron Master held up a super and sealed the Chaos Heart inside of it.
Sloopy Bible 7-2 -------------------- One Caturday, The Invisible Goron Master grew suspicious of everyones loyalty due to massive drinking and bong smoking, so he created the "Sloop of 100 trials" which consisted of "Hopping a leever while raping torchslugs without epona" Clipping through doors, and damage boosting over massive obstacales. But the Final challenge was to due the scientifcally hardest thing evar, you had to hug Tails Doll. Everyone however was able to due except a female named "supermsn" who cheated and ate a super resulting in her asploding and Mantis15 shouting "FAILURE".
Sloopy Bible 8-1 -------------------- On a dark and not so sloopy night, some crazy ass shengianerzlyblarf named soupermsn rose frum the ded as a zombie that craved 's. But however she broke every sloopy rule evar and brought aids to OT with role-playing and then The Invisible Goron Master got annoyed in 0.3 seconds and damned here to ypools. Most sloopteers agree that it was totally worth it lulz.
Sloopy Bible 8-2 ------------------- Once upon a time a half assed gaming company named "SEG-UH" created a mascot known as "SONIKU". Soniku was a retarded half breeded hedgehog who had down syndrome and was only capable of running in one direction at "SOUPER SONIKU SPED". Eventually Soniku got a furry partner named "MYILLZ" which punched him in the face while yelling "GET OVER YOURSELF!!!11". A couple years later a negro half breeded Eciknda or however the hell you spell it spawned out of nowhere and started blaring rap music and was leik" YO YO WAZZCRACKING" and then he got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "COLLECT ALL TEH CHAOZ EMRALDZ AND GO SOUPER SAYIGIANAGS 5". Then a bunch of awsum shit happened but nobody gave a damn since everyone was to busy doing better things. Soniku, Myillz, and the negro Eciknda continued to run around and spread there AIDS to all the local furfags but then...The Invisible Goron Master grew annoyed with this matter and created the ultimate lifeform known as "SHADDOE". But unlike most his creations this one was only filled with for a short time intill his hoe died. After Shaddoez hoez death, Shaddoe proceeded to become an Hero, but he wasn't going alone...he took the other 3 furry aids mangler with him by drowning them in his emu blood.
Sloopy Bible 9-1 -------------------- On a fateful legendary day, had buttsecks with the old :D smiley causing a super uber epic DNA transfer turning :D into . Together they damage boosted over Torchslugs, leevers, guays, and a bunch of other shit causing the chicken nuggets that overran Texas to move on down to mexico and start war with the taco people gaining the attention of a bunch of tripfags in Jamaica in which they suppiled every Fat ass McDonald's eating American unlimited amounts LSD tainted Mary Jane. 4 Months later married and they both had many many many many many children which all of them except one were sent to go live in the hood with Zombie 2pac, and Goatse Mutilated Biggie Smallz.
Sloopy Bible 9-2 ------------------- On a Mensday, 's son [image] encountered a rouge agent in the land of Little Tokyo. This Rouge Agent was female however so she was easily reaeped. When [image] reached his target, he began to fire 's and 's upon it intill it was overloading with so much sloopawesome that it exploded into Turtwigs and Mudkips. [image] also bought a candy bar that day, it was tasty.
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THE BIBLE OF SLOOPY: MonkeyScat Testament: 10-1/??? -------------------------------------------------------
Sloopy Bible 10-1 --------------------- Last Thursday the Invisible Goron Master and his fellow sloopteers were *crag* around in Off Topic, all was well intill LVK fell into RPOT and caught a bad disease known as "RPOTaids". The Sloopteers nursed him back to health intill he was well. Soon after his recovery LVK reported to the Invisible Goron Master to inform him of a mirror he found in RPOT. It was no ordinary mirror though, it was a mirror that led to a land called Biazarrio world. There was [image], was still the original :D, and was . A war was being planned against all that was sloopy, and the worse thing about it was that they had the help from ypools. This meant SERIOUS BUSINESS, The Invisible Goron Master, Sloopcario, Susej, Sloopy Cat, and and the rest of the sloopteers decided to infiltrate the land of Biazzario and charge at there army with the RAW RAAAAAGE OF THE MACHINE in there shaped hearts. The battle was well for the army of sloopy but then Ypools countered them with "Your Mother" resulting in epic fail, AIDS, and that good ol'autism thats more lethal than the plague and Oprah Winfrey's vagina combined. All was almost lost but then, a cry from above in the sky was heard, a cry from Hario, his cry was "YIFF IN HELL YPOOLS FAGS!" as he dropped the Omega all powerful Sloop-Nuke. As it's all mighty power began to slowly touch the surface of Biazzario, time began to freeze as the nuke exploded into over 9000 steamrollers that destroyed everything that wasn't blessed by the power of . It was the most magnificent victory in Sloopy History. The sloopteers rejoiced the sloopyhood by dancing on the graves of Ypools generals. Hario later on received the "Military of honor" for his bravery and his art of eliminating the faggotry that is Ypools.
Sloopy Bible 10-2 --------------------- Once upon a forest, made the update. was replaced by , the evil smiley with the goatse mouth known as Goatse Man. would not stand for this! He damaged boosted over tall mountains and found himself at a massive fleshy, smelly crater, known as the goatse hole. He jumped inside, and after a long battle with Goastse and , was defeated by looking at Tails Doll Rule 34. Goatse fled away, vowing for revenge. Later, and the other Sloopiteers had their usual fun, urinating on torchslugs and eating Chili Pingases. Later was resurrected under 's request for the lulz and to annoy the hell out of people.
Sloopy Bible 11-1 -------------------- One day a rabbit was hopping around somewhere outside the sloopy world. Then, suddenly, and came and took him to be sloopified. After 9001 weeks, 69 days, 42 minutes and 7ab8 seconds, he looked like this:
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Then he became known as Sonis, the brother of Susej, and became the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Sloopy Bible 11-2 --------------------- Once upon a trailerparkcrackhouse there was this weasel named Happyslap. Happyslap was a cool gangsta gangsta B-hippity-hoppity-funk-B-dogg-gangstalicious-mother *crag* in all da hood and sloopy welfare apartments. But one day he decided to kill a black man, steal his crack, buy a mac, hit the sack, kill a boy named jack, grab some bitches rack, while racing a streetcar on the racetrack. All this crazy shenigans scared his mother which later told him to go move with his auntie and Uncle in Bel-air. So he got on a plane, screwed over on LSD, thought he saw a terrorist but it was really a waitress but he shot that bitch 50 times and was later arrested for murder in which he would spend 50 years in jail for being an asshole. Once he got out he moved to sloopmountain and they taught him there ways and then the Invisible Goron Master promoted him to be his fellow troll and to piss off gangstas and shit lol.
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Alliances and shit like that ------------------------------- The Order of PINGAS The Towel Society T.H.E.I.F Sexy bread ;D Anti-Emo Force THE CONFEDERACY OF SEESAWS Brak Obama 08 The PIE Empire Midori's Breasts
OTTER RELIEGIONZ ----------------------- Bowieism: Worship of David Bowie Sankism: Worship of it sank/failboat Dinochristianity: Worship of Raptor Jesus Goronism:Worship of teh Invisible Gorons Sloopyism: Worship of sloopy Robotinkism: Worship of Robotink Bagelism: Worship of the Bagel/Mama Luigi AntiGaylordism: Worship of the Blues Brothers
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Why do we need all these rules?
had a shitty 
. He would look under 
. 
and 
and 
, 
, 
, and 
, they live on to this day in sloopy glory. Oh, and 
lived too, but nobody gives a shit about him 'cuz he phales. However, in an alternate universe, 5 people gave a shit, and 
was walkin around like an arrogant wishy-washy jackass when he ran into 
. They stared at each other for a while until 
. The city block was soon asploded.
was walking, he crossed the path of 
. 
a very neutral guy. Then 
and shit went down. Then turrets man 
got involved and it was crazy outacontrolstoof. THEN THE MUDKIPS SHOWED UP AND EVERYONE BEGAN A JOLLY MERRY DANCE TO THE TUNE OF "MY FAIR LADY" AND THEN PEACE AND CRAP ENSUED THE LAND FOR A REAL LONG TIME. 3/4 the way through this jolly merry celebration 
. Together they damage boosted over Torchslugs, leevers, guays, and a bunch of other shit causing the chicken nuggets that overran Texas to move on down to mexico and start war with the taco people gaining the attention of a bunch of tripfags in Jamaica in which they suppiled every Fat ass McDonald's eating American unlimited amounts LSD tainted Mary Jane. 4 Months later 
, the evil smiley with the goatse mouth known as Goatse Man. 