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[Almaz]

Mr. I had fun being stabbed multiple times by very pointy things. His muscles were pretty much dead, but he didn't use them much anyway. He just continued toward Black and attempted to slug him in the face with one of his ice-impaled hands.

[Captain Blue]

The cloud itself began to be ripped apart by the flying shards as Ellias dropped to the ground. "So you at last show signs of weakening. You may yet be defeated." A lightning bolt struck where Ellias was, and he had vanished to somewhere else on the field. This repeated over and over...until he was behind Black at an angle. He thrust his blade forward, aiming to pierce the stomach. "Super lightning blade!" Regardless of whether it was blocked or not, a bolt of lightning would then hit Black from above.

[General Guy]

General Guy stretched his arms, now feeling the fatigue. He nodded to himself at the voice in his head, thinking to himself:

"Now would be a good time to move in, Admiral. I don't know what's happening here, but this man fights ferociously."

General Guy nodded again, tapping Anti-Guy's shoulder twice. Anti directed his cannon towards the distant treeline, diving below it when he reached the trees. They'll return in a few posts.

As for the Shy Guys: All but about twenty three were dead, with four drastically wounded. The remaining incredibly lucky Shy Guys pounced on Black, beating and kicking and firing off rounds from their Bill weapons.

[Black Yoshi]

Ellias would find his sword embedded into a large chunk of Obsidian, with a vengeful-looking Black shrugging off the bolt that struck him. Black roared and threw his arms to his sides, causing a powerful shockwave of black flames to explode out from his body like a barrier.

[Almaz]

"OH COME THE *crag* ON!" Mr. I roared. Once again, he was foiled by forcefields, his arms completely devoid of any signs of life. He opened his mouth and began firing orbs of lightning at Black, then trying to kick him in the nuts.

[Black Yoshi]

Black managed to refract the lightning orbs using bursts of intense black flames... but wasn't prepared for the attack on the secret of the God of Secrets. Black fell down on one knee, staring up at Mr. I with a vengeful stare.

[Almaz]

Mr. I did the obligatory, "Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-NYEH-nyeh" dance before going back to a fury of attacks. Now he removed the bones from his arms and were using them as very pointy weapons. Whoo!

[Captain Blue]

Ellias desperately yanked out the blade as he was sent flying back by the flames. "So the blade is useless. Damn. I was hoping I wouldn't have to use a second skill so soon...There must be another way..." He looked at the burn wounds on himelf. Light, but should be treated. "First Aid!" A light glow went into him and sealed up the wounds.

[LoudKid]

'Really?'

Squishy changed his aim, and instead had his crosshairs now on Black's crotch. He fired the laser again.

At that moment, several large Subspace rifts opened all around the battlefield. Several hundred Shy Guy Copters poured though, all unloading their ordinance upon Black. Most of them had the standard Bill Blasters, but a few were outfitted with Lightbulb Lightning Cannons, like the one on General Guy's personal tank. A Battalion of Boom Guys fell from one of the rifts, then struggled to organize themselves into a firing squad as they recovered from the fall.

From the smallest rift came a floating platform with the Not-So-Shy Guys riding it.

"Let's do it." Dead Guy said, then was promptly sucked into Glutton Guy's mouth, and chewed upon.

[General Guy]

Every original Shy Guy runner was dead, the last few killed by Black's flames. Shy Guy choppers kept flooding into the fight, firing off rounds and generally just causing air traffic. And then...

A low rumble started from the treeline, and gradually became louder. Jets fired up beneath the leaves, burning the foliage around them instantly. A massive metal monster rose into the sky, then another, then another. Three Shy Guy frigates, recovered from the arial battle in the Subspace crisis, emerged from the green foliage.

General Guy stood in the formost one. Looking out from the deck, he pressed a series of buttons, each making a different tone. Hanger bays opened on either side of his craft, pouring out more choppers. The same occured for the two escorts, sending seventy five more aircraft total into the fray. Anti-Guy was in one.

The larger ships hovered in place.

[Aran Ryan]

Slightly weakened and disoriented, VM5 made a call to his headquarters. For one last desperate attempt.

"Give me... a Sniper... now..."

"Confirmed."

A Sniper Rifle spawned on VM5's back. He put his Katana away and grabbed his Sniper.

He calmed down. He took deep breaths. He waited for Black Yoshi to expose a blindspot.

He aimed at Black's head and fired.

[Black Yoshi]

As the combined force of Mr. I and the artillery bombardment did their work, violent sparks of black divine energy began to crackle from Black's injuries as he slowly picked himself up. He was visibly wounded, with gashes and burns covering his Obsidian Armor, with the sparks emitting from the exposed wounds. Picking himself up off the ground, he faced the crowd of fighters with the ever-present look of spite on his face.

Obsidian...Shard Storm!

With a cry of exertion, Black stomped the ground, causing the top layer of the ground to break up beneath everyone's feet and dissolve into tiny crystals of obsidian, which began to drift upwards and swirl about... and within moments, a full-force sandstorm of the miniate crystals of obsidian was surging violently about the area.

[Captain Blue]

Cuts and cuts and cuts surrounded Ellias. As he built up strength to get to another cloud, he was keeping the shards from entering his wounds. He at last made it up to another cloud. "So much power...."

[Aran Ryan]

"Son of a bitch..."

VM5 began to run from the Shard Storm. His armor was capable of letting him run for as long as he wants to without tiring out. He was running toward a hill that was out of Black Yoshi's range...

... and yet, within good range for his Sniper Rifle to take some shots.

[Almaz]

Mr. I laughed as the rock passed through his body, his hide strong enough to withstand it...mostly.

He smirked, seeing wounds on the supposed God. "Well, now looks like as good of a time as any to end this, I suppose." he taunted.

"You were good, kid, real good. Future generations will remember your valiant final stand. Bless you..." he muttered with a hint of seriousness in his voice. The insane ex-eyeball began drifting up toward a raging sky.