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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:08 pm
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*DK eats it, thinking its a banana*
DK: YUM!
*DK starts beating the crap out ofBumerang* |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:09 pm
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*Bumerang socks DK in the face, causing him to spit out her boomerang*
Bumerang: You know what happens to apes who mess with me? THEY GET BURNT!
*Bumerang throws DK into the lava* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:24 pm
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*DK comes out of the lava. He looks like Bloat from M&L:SS.
DK: I SHALL DESTROY!
DK jumps in the lava moat around Bowser's Castle, where he sets detonators
DK: 10 Minutes... |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:24 pm
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(Wouldn't he look like Bink? Bink IS DK's skeleton pretty much.) |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:25 pm
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(OOC: Sorry, get confused between the two) |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:41 pm
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DK: BOOM!
*The base of Bowser's Castle explodes. The entire thing crumbles into the lava. Everyone in the castle dies, except for the Koopalings because Lemmy froze the lava before they fell in.*
DK: Time to finish...
*DK eats a Golden Banana and brings himself back to life. Then, the White Monkeys carry everyone that lived back to DK Isle. Finally, DK leaves a note*
Dear Bowser,
I blew up your castle. Kill me if you dare.
Hugs and kisses, Mario
*DK leaves* |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:43 pm
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*Bumerang has managed to survive*
Bumerang: ...That's not Mario. I'll have to alert His Bowserness that it was Donkey Kong... |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:46 pm
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* Camera Lakitu flies in with a Godmodding Stone of Anti-Godmodding, which is thrown, causing a nuclear explosion. The nuke somehow revives all the people in the castle. *
(No, seriously, wtf?) |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:46 pm
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*A White Monkey hits Bumerang on the head, making the Boomerang Bro think it was Mario* |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:47 pm
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* Camera Lakitu pokes the white monkey, doing minimal damage. *
Camera Lakitu: ...Crud. |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:48 pm
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*Bumerang uses t3h 1337 h4xx0r to make herself think otherwise*
Bumerang: Your Bowserness...Donkey Kong blew up your castle. |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:49 pm
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* Camera Lakitu keeps poking the White Monkey, attempting to KO it. * |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:49 pm
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(I was bored. I was planning on reviving them later, anyway)
White Monkey jumps on Camera Lakitu's head.
White Monkey: THIS IS FOR SHODDY CAMERAWORK IN SUPER MARIO 64!
White Monkey throws the guy inside a Chain Chomp, who runs off to Shiver City. |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:52 pm
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Camera Lakitu: OWOWOW! BAD CHOMP! BAD CHOMP!
* Camera Lakitu gets spit out. *
Camera Lakitu: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT STUPID MONKEY! |
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Current form: Normal
Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
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HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:33 pm
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*Goshi runs through the castle while gobbling up various pieces of food and dragging a leash with a very scared Greg holding on for dear life*
Greg: WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!!! GOSHI WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!! NO DON'T EAT BOWSER'S... BAD GOSHI!!! Please whoa...
*The poor goomba continues to be dragged around the castle by the yoshi's leash.* |
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