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[Marker Magikoopa]

(I'm still waiting for an e-mail from the guy who owns http://lrnj.com/. The e-mail is supposed to contain info that I'll need to download the rest of his/her little game that teaches Japanese. Also, I only said that I wouldn't be on as much. That doesn't mean that I'll be away completely.)

*#42 and Goshi are walking towards the arena. While walking into it, #42 trips over a paint can. His face impacts the ground pretty hard.*

42: OW! WHO LEAVES A PAINTCAN RIGHT NEXT TO THE ARENA STAGE?!?!

*#42 goes up onto the arena, but notices that his leg has been caught between the paintcan and its handle.*

42: Oh, this is just great... *begins trying to get his leg out of it while he is up on the stage*

(Please don't count this as one of my 3 posts of the fight. I'll leave my opponent to do the first attack.)

[Lord Vaati]

Vaati: hold still #42* destroys the paint can with a Dark spell but the paint is splashed all over #42* oops sorry about the paint *#42 is now (insert paint color here)*

[Legendary Mashine]

[Marker Magikoopa]

*#42 wrings his robes dry of the paint, causing a puddle of blue paint to appear just to his right. He then goes back to waiting for Doopliss to show up.*

[Legendary Mashine]

Ugh. Looks like we haven't got a fight, AGAIN. Plzdonmakmefite moves up to rank 7, and gets a refund... and here's our next match which we probably won't have either...

So, this one's between Plzdonmakmefite in rank 7...

*gestures toward #42 and Goshi*

and Blue Lightning in rank 6! However Blue Lightning got into rank 6.

*gestures toward Bonechill*

So come on, and get ready to...
BAAAAAAATTTLLLEEEEEE!!!

[Marker Magikoopa]

*#42 pulls one of his robe's sleeves away to reveal a watch that he begins to stare at while waiting for Bonechill. Goshi spends her time by trying to drink from the puddle of paint.*

[Legendary Mashine]

(Blue Lightning has until tomorrow afternoon.)

[Marker Magikoopa]

[Legendary Mashine]

And the winner is.... Plzdonmakemefite! This team moves up to rank 6, because Blue Lightning didn't show!

And, since they requested I don't refund the coins, and just keep them going until they actually GET a fight, I'll do just that.

Also, from this point on, since there should really only be 20 fight teams and we have 24, and so many of them are no-shows... for the next 4 no-shows, that team will be deleted from the roster, and all the teams beneath them will move up. Thus, effectively solving two problems at once. >:3~ If you want to sign up a new team though, go for it... we can always use more actually active fighters.

Anywho, now we'll immediately have another fight, with our rank-6 Plzdonmakemefite...

*gestures toward #42 and Goshi*

and the rank-5 Moody Cutie!

*gestures toward Mimi*

Okay, you guys really ready? Then let's start up the...
BAAAAATTTLEEEEEEE!!!

[Marker Magikoopa]

*#42's legs get tired, so he decides to sit down while waiting for the next fight to begin.*

[Legendary Mashine]

Dum dee dee doo. Plzdonmakemefite moves up in rank, and The Moody Cutie gets removed from the rankings for not fighting. Yawn.

All right, next. Here's our 5th-ranked team, Plzdonmakmefite...

*gestures toward #42 and Goshi*

up against our 4th-ranked team, who probably doesn't fight anymore either, Cyclops Storm!

*gestures toward 10 Tileroid I's*

Let's get ready to...
BAAAAATTTLEEEEEEE!!!

[Marker Magikoopa]

*#42 and Goshi continue to wait for their opponents to appear. The puddle of paint begins to dry.*

[Almaz]

Tileroids: FINALLY!

Mr I: *huff* *puff* Sorry, I'm *wheeze* late.

Tileroids: FORMATION I!

(The Tileroids take the shape of Computer Virus from the Kirby games)

Tile Computer: COMMENCE BATTLE!

[Marker Magikoopa]

42: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*#42 runs to the end of the ring, and ends up stumbling onto an ability pedastel (the paint ability). His marker reacts to it by changing into a paintbrush. He turns around and waves the paintbrush frantically in the air as he tries desperately to cast a spell. He somehow manages to make what appears to be a magical bubble of paint appear, which hits Tile Computer, splattering it with lemon yellow paint. Goshi just proceeds to try to catch a random butterfly that flew into the room.*

[Almaz]

Tile Computer: SLIGHT ERROR! WEAKEST SUMMON!

*A giant robot appears*

Tile Computer: Evil Deadly Robot uses, "Move that gets Plzdontmakemefight beat like a cheap drum!"

*Evil Deadly Robot sets off an explosion, making no one able to see what's happening. 42 and Goshi get beat like a cheap drum.*