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[Super Slim]

So your a furry and this fat dude is trying to blow up teh wurld cawlled Mobiuz but it's not really Mobiuz because humans spontaniouzly apeer and now it is Erf. So you and ur gang of furries go beat the shit out of this fat dude and then go yiff in a forest.


teh end.

[Aran Ryan]

Three dudes and a hot babe are stranded on the roof of an apartment complex during a zombie apocalypse, which then a helicopter flies by and tells them to proceed to some huge-ass hospital for evacuation. Then, the old man says that they have to take the subway to the hospital, which then the biker responded saying "I HATE SUBWAYS!" So, the old man, the biker, the black guy and the hot babe go through apartments filled with zombies, fat zombies, zombies with lung cancer and zombies wearing hoodies, shoot those said zombies with Uzis and Shotties, set off a car alarm by mistake and then reach the subway.

So then the living four began to shoot their way through the subway, which was filled with toppled train cars and... a shitstorm of zombies. ... OH SHIT! A HOODIE POUNCED THE OLD MAN! HE'S RIPPING HIM TO SHREADS! ... Wait... no. The black guy went Akimbo on the hoodie zombie, thus, saving the old man. After fighting through the Subway, they reach a generator room, flip a switch, kill lots of zombies with a minigun, run through a series of offices and then arrive at a pawn shop.

The biker was hungry, so he went ahead of the group to run into the zombie filled fast-food restaurant to get a burger. Unfortunately, there was no burger, only pills. So, he ate the pills instead, which gave him a boost. So then, the black guy, the old man and the hot babe catch up to the biker, run toward a lift near a gas station. While they were going up, they blast the shit out of the gas station... thus, vaporizing a couple of zombies. They ran through a warehouse and then jumped down into the sewers. NOW THAT IS THE SHIT! Then, they find a ladder, go up the ladder, and run into the hospital.

Now... here's the fun part. They are now stuck in a hospital filled with zombies... who were infected with AIDS. The biker ran ahead, going run n' gun with an automatic shotgun while the old man and the black guy were using assault rifles... and the babe was using a sniper rifle to shoot their way through the AIDS Zombie Hospital. They reach the elevator, shoot some zombies, get on the elevator and... wait. 28 Floors Later... they get off the elevator, shoot some zombies and run into a random room filled with blueprints, blenders and stuff.

It's now or never. After getting packed up for their last journey, the awesome four run through the last hall, go into the elevator corridors and then climb the ladder to the roof of the hospital. The babe contacts the helicopter pilot on the radio, the black guy takes hold of a minigun, the biker camps near a supply of Molotov Cocktails and the old man hid in a closet. After waves upon waves of zombies, several hundred fat zombies, lung cancer zombies, Zombie Hulks with Tourettes and hoodie zombies... the helicopter was hovering over the hospital...

"GET TO DA CHOPPA! GET TO THE F***ING CHOPPA! THERE'S TWO ZOMBIE HULKS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME! GET TO THE GOD F***ING CHOPPA!"

"WHERE'S MY PANTS?!"

So then, the biker, the old man, the black guy and the hot babe made it to da choppa and escape the zombie apocalypse.

Over 9,001 zombies were harmed in the making of this story...

[Cherry]

So you're this angsty Japanese kid and you wake up and nobody can see you so go around fighting rodents with a chick who's skirt hardly fits, a twat who is also blatantly homosexual and a kid who's from America and you use these fashionable pins to shoot stuff and you fight the Big Friendly Giant, a human adding machine, a harpie and a guy who holds and sucks lolis. And then everything goes all Y2K and you gotta use your stylish pins to defeat God.

Yeah.

[Macha]

[Lord Krump]

Ex-Mob Boss-gone-plumber kills turtles so he can piss off PETA while stealing a bunch of gold coins. Due to dinosaur DNA found in fossilized mosquitos, dinosaurs were cloned; therefore, this plumber is able to steal a T-Rex from Jurassic Park and use it to give people gruesome deaths. Also, the hills have eyes.

[Spiny]

Once upon a time there was this little pink guy who was going to kick this fat penguin guy's ass, but ends up falling down a really *crag* deep hole and ends up in a cave. He then makes it his mission to take as much shit as possible.
After fighting a fatass whale, a stretchy chameleon thing, Windows XP, and Master Hand's deformed grandpa, he and his friend that appeared for no reason got out of the shitty cave and pawned all the shit they found and spent the money on food, except for the swords, because swords are badass.

GUESS WHAT THIS IS FROM

[Cherry]

So you're this Japanese kid with an identity crisis and you fight this guy from Final Fantasy VIII and then you fight this other guy from Final Fantasy IX and then you fight this other guy from Final Fantasy XI and then things get really trippy and this pedophile demands you come to his house and you disappear in there.

And then you're this Japanese kid in short shorts with a furry dog and a furry duck and a furry cricket and you go around meeting all kinds of furries you know and all kinds of furries you don't know and this stupid gay pirate who tries to sound like Johnny Depp and you fight the pedophiles disciples and then you fight the guy you thought the pedophile was but he actually died so you're actually fighting this guy named Mansex and then you fight a ship and then you fight the ship again and then you almost make gay love to this guy you know but then you end up where you lived before.

Utada Hikaru.

The end.

[Manpersonguything]

Your a pink 8 inch thing going around eating helpless animals, giving them a slow painful death, crashing airships killing many for NO KNOWN reason, and shit, then proclaimed as a hero.

Sounds like George Bush

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

So you're this quiet guy with a gun and you shoot this other guy who tries to kill you with a gun for money and go to some town and kill another guy with a gun then the first guy comes and challenges you to a shoot-off and you kill two other guys with guns.

Then you steal shit from every building and tell people to use it and then you fight a bunch of guys with guns and this giant *crag* with a bazooka and ride off into the distance.

[Chaos-Stev-0]

So you are a robot man on steriods who can kick serious ass using one little pistol against an army of alien, and two huge ring things that you somehow blow up and save the universe with your virtual girlfriend because you are bored and lonely.

Halo fans are gonna hate me for this.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

So you're these four dudes, then you have to go rescue some princess from some idiot tin-can knight, and you rescue her, and then you go save some spheres, and then you go back in time to find the creepy tin-can guy and then he becomes uber powerful, you fight him and he goes "DAH", and then game end.

Guess what this is.

[Spell Seal]

[Mantis15]

SO YOU'RE THIS GUY WHO WANTS TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, BUT HE'S ALL OUT OF GUM.

HE THEN PROCEEDS TO KICK ASS.

THE END.

[ohclizlE]

[Mantis15]