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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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 Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:01 pm
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This reminds me of that one time I was fapping and my cat came up to me and started batting *crag* around causing me to lol and then I came.
Best masturbation session ever. |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 8498
HP: 84 MP: 3 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:07 pm
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| Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
You don't understand the concept of furries
That's the whole reason why I'm not one
And Steve, IT'S A CAT, So don't joke around about that stuff again |
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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:28 pm
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| Lioner wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
You don't understand the concept of furries
That's the whole reason why I'm not one
And Steve, IT'S A CAT, So don't joke around about that stuff again |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:35 pm
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| Lioner wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
You don't understand the concept of furries
That's the whole reason why I'm not one
And Steve, IT'S A CAT, So don't joke around about that stuff again |
So, like, there's this decapitated puppy in my laundry basket. He was to loud so I shot him and ate his insides before chopping off his head.
HAW HAW HAW.
I'm starting to *crag* scare myself with the things I say. :/ |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:39 pm
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| Steve wrote: | | Lioner wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
You don't understand the concept of furries
That's the whole reason why I'm not one
And Steve, IT'S A CAT, So don't joke around about that stuff again |
So, like, there's this decapitated puppy in my laundry basket. He was to loud so I shot him and ate his insides before chopping off his head.
HAW HAW HAW.
I'm starting to *crag* scare myself with the things I say. :/ |
Yeah I've been there. >.> |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:17 pm
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I think it's dying of alcohol poisoning cos' it's eating it's own tail now. |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:07 pm
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| Fancy HK-47 wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
I was masturbating to futa. |
You have good tastes in hentai my friend. |
inb4subjectchangetofutanari |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
Vampire
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:45 pm
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| Fancy HK-47 wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
I was masturbating to futa. |
You have good tastes in hentai my friend. |
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:54 pm
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| INeedScissors61 wrote: | | Fancy HK-47 wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Eevee wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | Elzilcho wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | COCKBITER CAT likes to bite cocks. |
Usually my cat just meows when it wants to be fed. |
My cat bites my penis.
I'm going to put it down now, brb. |
why is your penis out near your cat.
furry |
I was masturbating to futa. |
You have good tastes in hentai my friend. |
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT |
TAKE ME NOW, *crag* ME LAT*shot* |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:37 am
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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S PISSING ON MY HARD DRIVE. |
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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:38 am
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| Steve wrote: | | OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S PISSING ON MY HARD DRIVE. |
Put catnip on the outside of your bedroom door or something. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:40 am
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What the hell, hit that shit |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:43 am
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I put it outside.
Well, I put it's body outside. |
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Oversized Goomba
Giant_Goomba23
Vampire
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 86
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:01 pm
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| Steve wrote: | I put it outside.
Well, I put it's body outside. |
DID YOU KILL IT? O, ya did. |
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