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[Happy Mask Salesman]

"Thank you." Thwomp #2 said, as he hopped to the said aisle, while Thwomp #1 followed Thwomp #2, muttering hateful words about Pokeys.

[Gilgamesh]

"I'm going to leave this here, let her know when she gets back," said Gilgamesh, leaving a fairly large, velvet sack with the words "GOLD" embroidered in gold thread.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to see if this bookstore is worthy enough," said Gilgamesh, looking around the bookstore for a copy of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

[Macha]

"Yessir, your ridiculous amount of cash is safe with me. Just count yerself lucky it's me on shift today; 'Tose's terrible about 'misplacing' things..." >.>;

"Classics are along the back wall," mutters the cashier.

Oh yes, he went there.

[Gilgamesh]

Gilgamesh was searching for said Epic, until he found a small shelf in a corner, with about ten copies of it. His eye twitched, and he swore to himself that when he became the management, he would have a large amount of his epic, maybe even an entire wall dedicated to himself.

[Macha]

"Bloody egotist." >.>;

[Tayl]

"Hm...has that guy ever been here before? Seems kind of funny for someone to want to buy out a store the first time they visit..."

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Thwomp #2 was searching a bookshelf, looking for the perfect book to help him squish people better.

[Macha]

"Never seen 'im. Takes all types, I guess." :3;

[Prinny Squad]

Suddenly, all of a sudden, a dozen Prinnies burst into the store, as though a dozen patrons stormed into a store.

[Macha]

"OH GOD WHAT."

The cashier pauses in reading Gilgamesh's thoughts, and has a quiet, mental 'lolwut' of his own.

((popple

this is the part where you have my exploding penguin babies))

[Happy Mask Salesman]

"What the!?" Thwomp #2 shouted, upon seeing all the Prinnies.

[Gilgamesh]

Gilgamesh decided to join the conversation, buying a cup of coffee, with a tip twice the actual amount for the coffee.

"Look, There's a reason I want to buy the bookstore. Just don't ask. And I like books, especially ones about myself. And tell your cashier to stop probing my mind, because it's impolite. And you're probing the mind of the one and only Gilgamesh. I could have him executed for that, if I were in my kingdom right now, if I may add."

[Prinny Squad]

The one of the Prinnies trips over a book left on the floor by some careless patron.

This results in a chain reaction of every Prinny suddenly going from unstoppable mob to suicide bombers tumbling towards their doom.

Oh god...

[Macha]

"Awesome, thanks~." :3

"There's precious little else to do. Nevertheless, I apologize for prying. I had to ensure your motives for attempting to purchase this shop were pure. Yes." :shitty:

"...What was that noise?" D:

[Gilgamesh]

"Not cool, but funny. Now I have to pay for this, too?"