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[bobzearth42]

MY GOAL?

TO MINDRAPE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN ALL EXSISTANCES.

RAISING CORN PRICES WOULD RESULT IN CONSUMER UNHAPPINES, STRIKES, CHAOS, AND REBELLION.

GO AHEAD, SOUNDS FUN.

[Macha]

...I like you. <.<;

[Lord Bob]

THEN IT IS TIME
IT IS TIME TO DUEL WITH A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
WHILE RIDING AIRPLANE KITES
INTO THE SEA OF HAPPINESS
AND SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS
AND THEN FINALLY STOPPING THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF DEATH

[bobzearth42]

THAT'S GREAT TO KNOW, MOST PEOPLE FLEE WHEN THEY SEE ME COMING.

BECAUSE I'VE KILLED HIM.

AND THEIR FAMILY.

I CAN GIVE YOU A PICTURE OF THEM TOO.

ONLY IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST *crag* IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

THOUGH, ADD PONIES OF JUSTICE, AND I'M IN.

[top minion tails]

*For once, pyramid head spoke, although a faint whisper*


Master....what is thy bidding?

[Lord Bob]

THERE ARE NO PONYSHARKS
WE HAVE TORPEDOES

[bobzearth42]

MY BIDDING IS TO DO WHATEVER THE *crag* I WANT YOU TO DO.

GO GET ME A DONUT, FAGGOT.

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE PONYSHARKS.

THEY ARE LIKE, THE BASIS FOR ALL LIFE.

THAT AND APPLEVEGETABLES, OF COURSE.

[Lord Bob]

ENOUGH
THE HAMSTER BALLS ARE CALLING
WE MUST RIDE THE WIND IF WE ARE TO ESCAPE WEESHNOMOGORE

[top minion tails]

*Summons a donut from the ovens in hell, made out of the stuff of heaven*

[BAMFing ARCHER]

((Archer's Badass Longcoat))

MAY I COME, GUYS? I BROUGHT THE CHIPS.

[bobzearth42]

AW *crag*, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?

I WOULD HAVE PREPARED A TEA PARTY.

AND WE WOULD HAVE DISCUSSED SECRET THINGS.

LIKE WHO TOOK A SHIT FIRST.

AND WHERE IN THE WORLD CARMEN SANDIAGO IS.

AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE THROWN AROUND SOME DUCKS.

*WAFFLE slaps the donut away*

GOD *crag* DAMMIT, I ASKED FOR A DELICIOUS PASTRY, NOT SOME GARBAGE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

IF I WANTED THAT, I WOULD HAVE SIMPLY FORCED THE DEVIL TO MAKE ONE.

NOW, GET ME THAT MUFFIN I WANTED.

YEAH SURE WHY NOT.

I COULD ALWAYS USE ANOTHER HEAD.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

I SHALL HAVE IT DONE VIA A DEMONIC OVERLORD.

JOE, GO PREPARE A DIVINELY HELLISH MUFFIN. IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD.

[Lord Bob]

CARMEN SANDIEGO IS IN IDAHO
I'M AFRAID THAT ALL YOUR CALL TIME HAS BEEN EXPENDED
PLEASE INSERT A SCREAMING WOLFCATDOGHORSE TO CONTINUE
404 HELLEN KELLER NOT FOUND

[top minion tails]

*summons a muffin, normal, but tasty*

[BAMFing ARCHER]

THIS MEETING NEEDS MORE SPARKLING FIREWORKS

AND FLYING BANANAS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK