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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 10343
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Oh psh. Use your imagination! ФֻФ |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:11 am
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| Two Men E. Toe Stars wrote: |
Oh psh. Use your imagination! ФֻФ |
Fine.
First I'll drink an entire cup of antifreeze- It's real sweet you know, then I'll drink rat poison and pour gasoline over myself. Next step, run around beating people to a gory death with improvised weapons while I'm slowly dying. When I feel I can't do any more/get arrested I'll take a match out of my pocket and light myself on fire, killing as many civilians as possible in the process.
Take that, society. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:51 am
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All I would need to do is go up to Robotnik and make fun of his Pingas. That would mean painless, instant death. Or an eternity of torment. Either way, I'll be dead. |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 8580
HP: 78 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:07 am
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| Manpersonguything wrote: | | Francine wrote: | 1. Go on to the top of a tall building.
2. Create a one loop noose out of sturdy but thin wire, like cutting wire. Make the other end long enough to go about halfway down the side of the building.
3. Attach the loose end of the noose to something sturdy, like a rail.
4. Super glue your hands to the side of your head.
5. Jump off the building.
6. ???
7. PROFIT! |
Lol, your dangling upsidown holding your head. I feel bad for the poor guy seeing that and having blood cover him. |
Actually, because of the cutting wire, it would cut your head off. Then it looks like you removed your own head because your hands are glued to your cabeza. |
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and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 3988
HP: 88 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Dance till I drop.
Alternately, overdose on something. |
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Ghost
Articuno X
Dead
Joined: 08 Feb 2009
Posts: 864
HP: 0 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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I'd kill myself by seriously saying that Captain Falcon sucks.
WAIT NO I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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I would never kill myself.
If I had to though, I would die from the stress of knowing I was about to kill myself. Probably a heart attack.
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
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This. Probably least painful. |
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Larry Koopa
Sam
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 16957
HP: 35 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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I wouldn't kill myself unless it was for a certain somebody.
You wouldn't know what I'm talking about because you don't have a "certain somebody". |
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lightening
Anti-Guy
Vampire
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 1506
HP: 95 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Larry Koopa wrote: | I wouldn't kill myself unless it was for a certain somebody.
You wouldn't know what I'm talking about because you don't have a "certain somebody". |
...You'd kill yourself if your "certain somebody" told you too?...
...RERAIL...
...I would probably go diving with sharks...
...Not with any particular restrictions though...
....I've always wanted to see a Great White Shark...
~White Shy Guy |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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-suprised Piccolo hasn't been in this topic-
Dissecting myself with a chef knife. (: |
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Sync
MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
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| Francine wrote: | 1. Go on to the top of a tall building.
2. Create a one loop noose out of sturdy but thin wire, like cutting wire. Make the other end long enough to go about halfway down the side of the building.
3. Attach the loose end of the noose to something sturdy, like a rail.
4. Super glue your hands to the side of your head.
5. Jump off the building.
6. ???
7. PROFIT! |
Where the hell have I read this before.
I swear to god i've seen it somewhere. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Sync wrote: | | Francine wrote: | 1. Go on to the top of a tall building.
2. Create a one loop noose out of sturdy but thin wire, like cutting wire. Make the other end long enough to go about halfway down the side of the building.
3. Attach the loose end of the noose to something sturdy, like a rail.
4. Super glue your hands to the side of your head.
5. Jump off the building.
6. ???
7. PROFIT! |
Where the hell have I read this before.
I swear to god i've seen it somewhere. |
bash.org.  |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 27193
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 1
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| Crappy Blue Luigi wrote: | | Sync wrote: | | Francine wrote: | 1. Go on to the top of a tall building.
2. Create a one loop noose out of sturdy but thin wire, like cutting wire. Make the other end long enough to go about halfway down the side of the building.
3. Attach the loose end of the noose to something sturdy, like a rail.
4. Super glue your hands to the side of your head.
5. Jump off the building.
6. ???
7. PROFIT! |
Where the hell have I read this before.
I swear to god i've seen it somewhere. |
bash.org. |
I heard it called "The Awesome"
And for an added twist, one can also try and land their head in a basket ball hoop at the end of the fall.
SEE KIDS
SUICIDE CAN BE FUN
But seriously, If it really came down to it, i'd probably find a way to kill myself with anything in the room. |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Supuku or what ever it is called when a samura commits suicide by stabbing himself.
I even have a sword to do it with. |
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