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jaled
supermsn
Joined: 24 Jun 2008
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Aren't they supposed to be saving the environment? |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:39 pm
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| supermsn wrote: | | Aren't they supposed to be saving the environment? |
No, they're trying to "give animals rights".
Which includes flies. |
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Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
Posts: 4568
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:43 pm
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I can imagine it now...
*at home*
Me: Look, fly, please buzz off?
Fly: Bzzzzz...
*smack*
*PETA bursts through the wall*
PETA: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Here, use this instead. We need to keep the flies alive and well, because they are people too.
Me:...Do you people even listen to yourself talk? Have you eve-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID YOU SOUND?!
PETA: You need to learn to respect anima--
Me: SHUT! UP! Shut up shut up SHUT UP! YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.! My PRECIOUS time! What are you...what is it you want?! Attention? COOKIES?! IS THAT IT?! "OH, let's go save the world! We need to protect animals like flies even when there are much bigger problems we could solve." My GOD! What, you want to be the SAVIORS of animals? Is that it?
PETA: Well...yes.
Me: Oh well let's just give you a pair of wings then an-- oh. Whoops. Looks like I can only spare one, otherwise we'll harm your precious flies! Your like the on-winged angel, Sephiroth! You'll fly yourself in CIRCLES! Homosexual circles I might add. And now, before you go, I just want you to think. The next time, you get a smile on your face for...for saving a...a praying mantis, or an ant...just remember, and remember I told you this...one day...you will die. And those creatures will die. And that day, will not come soon enough.
PETA: Listen you. We do good things for mankind, and people really love us.
Me: NO THEY DON'T! You're nothing but a wasted pice of space in life, and I hate, HATE, hate hate hate HATE HAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOUUU!!!! GO DIE! Overdose on your meds or something! We wouldn't want to pollute the world with a gun shot now would we?!
PETA: Are you threatening u--
Me: Ah ah ah! NO TALKING! Now out! OUT! And fix that hole in the wall! Don't make me beat you with an environmentally safe golf club!
[/Kefka]
...yeah...my mind wanders...
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
Dead
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 17329
HP: 0 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:11 pm
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| The Chaos Heart wrote: | I can imagine it now...
*at home*
Me: Look, fly, please buzz off?
Fly: Bzzzzz...
*smack*
*PETA bursts through the wall*
PETA: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Here, use this instead. We need to keep the flies alive and well, because they are people too.
Me:...Do you people even listen to yourself talk? Have you eve-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID YOU SOUND?!
PETA: You need to learn to respect anima--
Me: SHUT! UP! Shut up shut up SHUT UP! YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.! My PRECIOUS time! What are you...what is it you want?! Attention? COOKIES?! IS THAT IT?! "OH, let's go save the world! We need to protect animals like flies even when there are much bigger problems we could solve." My GOD! What, you want to be the SAVIORS of animals? Is that it?
PETA: Well...yes.
Me: Oh well let's just give you a pair of wings then an-- oh. Whoops. Looks like I can only spare one, otherwise we'll harm your precious flies! Your like the on-winged angel, Sephiroth! You'll fly yourself in CIRCLES! Homosexual circles I might add. And now, before you go, I just want you to think. The next time, you get a smile on your face for...for saving a...a praying mantis, or an ant...just remember, and remember I told you this...one day...you will day. And those creatures will die. And that day, will not come soon enough.
PETA: Listen you. We do good things for mankind, and people really love us.
Me: NO THEY DON'T! You're nothing but a wasted pice of space in life, and I hate, HATE, hate hate hate HATE HAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOUUU!!!! GO DIE! Overdose on your meds or something! We wouldn't want to pollute the world with a gun shot now would we?!
PETA: Are you threatening u--
Me: Ah ah ah! NO TALKING! Now out! OUT! And fix that hole in the wall! Don't make me beat you with an environmentally safe golf club!
...yeah...my mind wanders... |
Hrm. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 2376
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:17 pm
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| The Chaos Heart wrote: | I can imagine it now...
*at home*
Me: Look, fly, please buzz off?
Fly: Bzzzzz...
*smack*
*PETA bursts through the wall*
PETA: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Here, use this instead. We need to keep the flies alive and well, because they are people too.
Me:...Do you people even listen to yourself talk? Have you eve-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID YOU SOUND?!
PETA: You need to learn to respect anima--
Me: SHUT! UP! Shut up shut up SHUT UP! YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.! My PRECIOUS time! What are you...what is it you want?! Attention? COOKIES?! IS THAT IT?! "OH, let's go save the world! We need to protect animals like flies even when there are much bigger problems we could solve." My GOD! What, you want to be the SAVIORS of animals? Is that it?
PETA: Well...yes.
Me: Oh well let's just give you a pair of wings then an-- oh. Whoops. Looks like I can only spare one, otherwise we'll harm your precious flies! Your like the on-winged angel, Sephiroth! You'll fly yourself in CIRCLES! Homosexual circles I might add. And now, before you go, I just want you to think. The next time, you get a smile on your face for...for saving a...a praying mantis, or an ant...just remember, and remember I told you this...one day...you will die. And those creatures will die. And that day, will not come soon enough.
PETA: Listen you. We do good things for mankind, and people really love us.
Me: NO THEY DON'T! You're nothing but a wasted pice of space in life, and I hate, HATE, hate hate hate HATE HAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOUUU!!!! GO DIE! Overdose on your meds or something! We wouldn't want to pollute the world with a gun shot now would we?!
PETA: Are you threatening u--
Me: Ah ah ah! NO TALKING! Now out! OUT! And fix that hole in the wall! Don't make me beat you with an environmentally safe golf club!
[/Kefka]
...yeah...my mind wanders... |
cool story bro. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:13 pm
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| The Chaos Heart wrote: | I can imagine it now...
*at home*
Me: Look, fly, please buzz off?
Fly: Bzzzzz...
*smack*
*PETA bursts through the wall*
PETA: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Here, use this instead. We need to keep the flies alive and well, because they are people too.
Me:...Do you people even listen to yourself talk? Have you eve-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID YOU SOUND?!
PETA: You need to learn to respect anima--
Me: SHUT! UP! Shut up shut up SHUT UP! YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.! My PRECIOUS time! What are you...what is it you want?! Attention? COOKIES?! IS THAT IT?! "OH, let's go save the world! We need to protect animals like flies even when there are much bigger problems we could solve." My GOD! What, you want to be the SAVIORS of animals? Is that it?
PETA: Well...yes.
Me: Oh well let's just give you a pair of wings then an-- oh. Whoops. Looks like I can only spare one, otherwise we'll harm your precious flies! Your like the on-winged angel, Sephiroth! You'll fly yourself in CIRCLES! Homosexual circles I might add. And now, before you go, I just want you to think. The next time, you get a smile on your face for...for saving a...a praying mantis, or an ant...just remember, and remember I told you this...one day...you will die. And those creatures will die. And that day, will not come soon enough.
PETA: Listen you. We do good things for mankind, and people really love us.
Me: NO THEY DON'T! You're nothing but a wasted pice of space in life, and I hate, HATE, hate hate hate HATE HAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOUUU!!!! GO DIE! Overdose on your meds or something! We wouldn't want to pollute the world with a gun shot now would we?!
PETA: Are you threatening u--
Me: Ah ah ah! NO TALKING! Now out! OUT! And fix that hole in the wall! Don't make me beat you with an environmentally safe golf club!
[/Kefka]
...yeah...my mind wanders... |
tl;dr version: PETA's gay and I have some gay ways of expressing it too. |
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